Disclaimer: I don't own NCIS یا anything having to do with it except i watch it a lot and i own 4 seasons of DVDs. Enda story. Not a very happy ending ;( I also don't own the song, but i'm okay with that for right now.
Jason Derulo's Queen Of Hearts inspired this, kinda. listen to it, it's my current Tiva song!----god that فہرست is gettin long:). as i said, i don't own it. sad, but true.
*****5:00 Monday Mornin'********
Ziva stared at him. Constantly. Whether it be in a silly photograph from a crime scene, his face-book page (he'd requested her so many times she didn't have room for anything else. She'd poked him to get the little hairy butt back,) یا even مزید sweet yet, the real thing. Of course, he'd only ever caught her once. The first time she'd worked a crime scene, there'd been a gum wrapper that gave her away. Of course, she'd casually brushed it off as a professional necessity, "I"m observing you, Tony". Unless gorgeous brown hair has ever stuffed a sailor in a time capsule, there was absolutely nothing professional about what was going through her mind right then. Only herself and Abby knew the full truth. But Abby is as loyal as they come, so her most valuable intel is محفوظ with the scientist.
Unfortunately, this morning, the fearsome 4 had to go to a seminar on the value of saying what آپ mean, exactly, and nothing more, all the times. Whether it was in professional یا personal contexts. This was the same 45 منٹ long drone that was دیا after every casualty. One of the tech guys had a دل attack last week, so they found themselves in the same uncomfortable, cold, and smelly chairs in the un-heated conference room. Luckily, Ziva was saved from Gibb's foul mood afterward سے طرف کی getting to go on a Caf-Pow/Berry آم Madness/coffee run before checking if there were any crimes worth going to that day. When she arrived back to the bullpen, there was a little white envelope, and no major cases, so she decided to swivel back in her chair and read. It read:
Z, I don't want to wait for something. Wanna yplay 15 (20 just gets boring...) سوالات to find out what? shoot me a glare right when آپ get done reading if ya do.
T.
She IMd him along with her withering stare,
DarkAngel1: Sure. But if this is only for a pizza, you're going to get to see what I can do with a credit card.
MovieFreak933: I'm most definitely NOT talking about a pizza. Put the first سوال on my ڈیسک while I'm hitting the head. Remember, no EX-Mossad freaky interrogation tactics that can magically read my mind. You're not the only one with the power to observe.
سوال #1: Is it a person, place یا thing?
So they hit a case around mid-day, but it was a standard case. A Marine ticked the wrong people off. So consequently, they had to track those people down with the LA office which took forever, so Ziva's answer didn't come on the note card until late late that night, while she was visiting Abby.
Answer #1: Most definitely a person.
They had made excuses all دن long to sneak away just long enough to have a card be delivered, but short enough so they could find excuses to take more. Tony had tried to egg McGee on into a paper football game, but he was too busy IMing his new online friend to even care. سے طرف کی the end of the day, they had gotten 7 سوالات answered. It went a little something like this......
سوال #2: Would I know it if I saw it?
Answer #2: I should hope so, yes.
سوال #3: Is it a shape-shifter?
Answer #3: Nope.
سوال #4: Would i think it's wonderful آپ want this, یا very, very, shall we say, DiNozzo-ish?
Answer #4: I'm HURT my ninja! Both, but leaning مزید toward wonderful.
سوال #5: How long have آپ wanted this? Would I have heard آپ mention wanting this before?
Answer #5: Kind of.
McGee interrupted at this point, with a group IM to tony and ziva.
ElfLord234: What are آپ guys doing! Gibbs almost caught آپ a couple of times, آپ know. I'd either stop یا clue me in so i can help cover.
MovieFreak933: Chill, McNosy. I've got this covered. Plus, it's classified. Way classified, Like you, SecNav, Vance, Gibbs, Fornell, your fairy character, and my left butt cheek couldn't scrape up enough clearance to read آپ in on it even if i wanted to yet.
DarkAngel1: Ohh, a little bit snappy today, aren't we DiNozzo? Don't worry, McGee, after i figure out what's going on, I will read آپ in on it. As long as آپ promise not to ever invite me to شامل میں your fairy thing.
MovieFreak933: It's snippy, Ziva. and trust me, if آپ were ever on that "fairy thing", i wouldn't need آپ to help me with this so badly.
McGee logged out, so then Ziva and Tony did a few moments after, and their game continued.
سوال #6: Would i be able to go out and see this thing obviously?
Answer #6: I can guarantee that there is nothing like it anywhere else. Trust me, I've done my fair share of shopping.
سوال #7: When was this thing made?
Answer #7: Around 30 years ago.
سوال #8: If it's so old, why would آپ want to get it now?
Answer #8: I just found out about it around 5 years ago, plus it gets sweeter with time.
سوال #9: It's wine.
Answer #9:As much as I am a connoisseur, not at the moment.
سوال #10: Cheese?
Answer #10: Your headed in the wrong direction, my ninja.
سوال #11: OK, so I see this is about a woman.
Answer #11: Now we're gettin' somewhere.
سوال #12: No offense Tony, but I do not think Abby is your type.
Answer #12: She's not mine either.
سوال #13: No matter how much آپ pay her and no matter how good she looks in it, I will personally make sure Jeanne never ever puts a maide outfit on for آپ ever, EVER again.
Answer: #13: I'd pay $50000 to see that chick fight.
Gibbs interrupted with a ذائقہ, مارنا of his foot on the desk. "DiNozzo, you're drooling." "Sorry boss, i just..." "Tony! I do not care. Just wipe it up!" "On it, boss..." Ziva shot him a devilish *should have kept your composure* look and he just stuck his tongue out in response. She chuckled and thought out her اگلے question. Suddenly, a flash of comprehension flew across her face. She furrowed her brows, and wrote the last سوال with a shaky hand,
سوال #14: Can آپ live without her?
Answer #14: No...
سوال #15: It's me, isn't it?
Answer #15. Yes. Now i'm not asking if آپ feel the same way, but if آپ do, that's great. I just couldn't not say anything anymore. Let's get coffee after work and figure this out, okay?
She replied ok and spent the rest of the workday in a daze. Of course she had wanted this to happen, but she hadn't really gotten around to thinking about how she would feel and react when it actually did. Of course, she loved him with all her heart. That wasn't the issue. There was gibbs, vance, and agency rules keeping them apart. Ziva headed down straight to abby's lab to gossip and try to figure out what to do next. "Well obviously, you're going to meet him, right?" Abby inquired. "Of course, but what do i say? I mean i love him, but i can't get caught with him, and there's no way they would bend the rules." "Well, just go meet him, and see where that goes." "If آپ say so," Ziva decided. She got back to her desk, and she saw another envelope. She opened it with a groan, hoping that things weren't about to get wayy مزید complicated. She breathed a heavy sigh of relief when she saw tony was about to open an identical one. Immediatly she recognized Gibb's scruffy chicken scratch of writing, "Question #16: What took آپ guys so long?"
Jason Derulo's Queen Of Hearts inspired this, kinda. listen to it, it's my current Tiva song!----god that فہرست is gettin long:). as i said, i don't own it. sad, but true.
*****5:00 Monday Mornin'********
Ziva stared at him. Constantly. Whether it be in a silly photograph from a crime scene, his face-book page (he'd requested her so many times she didn't have room for anything else. She'd poked him to get the little hairy butt back,) یا even مزید sweet yet, the real thing. Of course, he'd only ever caught her once. The first time she'd worked a crime scene, there'd been a gum wrapper that gave her away. Of course, she'd casually brushed it off as a professional necessity, "I"m observing you, Tony". Unless gorgeous brown hair has ever stuffed a sailor in a time capsule, there was absolutely nothing professional about what was going through her mind right then. Only herself and Abby knew the full truth. But Abby is as loyal as they come, so her most valuable intel is محفوظ with the scientist.
Unfortunately, this morning, the fearsome 4 had to go to a seminar on the value of saying what آپ mean, exactly, and nothing more, all the times. Whether it was in professional یا personal contexts. This was the same 45 منٹ long drone that was دیا after every casualty. One of the tech guys had a دل attack last week, so they found themselves in the same uncomfortable, cold, and smelly chairs in the un-heated conference room. Luckily, Ziva was saved from Gibb's foul mood afterward سے طرف کی getting to go on a Caf-Pow/Berry آم Madness/coffee run before checking if there were any crimes worth going to that day. When she arrived back to the bullpen, there was a little white envelope, and no major cases, so she decided to swivel back in her chair and read. It read:
Z, I don't want to wait for something. Wanna yplay 15 (20 just gets boring...) سوالات to find out what? shoot me a glare right when آپ get done reading if ya do.
T.
She IMd him along with her withering stare,
DarkAngel1: Sure. But if this is only for a pizza, you're going to get to see what I can do with a credit card.
MovieFreak933: I'm most definitely NOT talking about a pizza. Put the first سوال on my ڈیسک while I'm hitting the head. Remember, no EX-Mossad freaky interrogation tactics that can magically read my mind. You're not the only one with the power to observe.
سوال #1: Is it a person, place یا thing?
So they hit a case around mid-day, but it was a standard case. A Marine ticked the wrong people off. So consequently, they had to track those people down with the LA office which took forever, so Ziva's answer didn't come on the note card until late late that night, while she was visiting Abby.
Answer #1: Most definitely a person.
They had made excuses all دن long to sneak away just long enough to have a card be delivered, but short enough so they could find excuses to take more. Tony had tried to egg McGee on into a paper football game, but he was too busy IMing his new online friend to even care. سے طرف کی the end of the day, they had gotten 7 سوالات answered. It went a little something like this......
سوال #2: Would I know it if I saw it?
Answer #2: I should hope so, yes.
سوال #3: Is it a shape-shifter?
Answer #3: Nope.
سوال #4: Would i think it's wonderful آپ want this, یا very, very, shall we say, DiNozzo-ish?
Answer #4: I'm HURT my ninja! Both, but leaning مزید toward wonderful.
سوال #5: How long have آپ wanted this? Would I have heard آپ mention wanting this before?
Answer #5: Kind of.
McGee interrupted at this point, with a group IM to tony and ziva.
ElfLord234: What are آپ guys doing! Gibbs almost caught آپ a couple of times, آپ know. I'd either stop یا clue me in so i can help cover.
MovieFreak933: Chill, McNosy. I've got this covered. Plus, it's classified. Way classified, Like you, SecNav, Vance, Gibbs, Fornell, your fairy character, and my left butt cheek couldn't scrape up enough clearance to read آپ in on it even if i wanted to yet.
DarkAngel1: Ohh, a little bit snappy today, aren't we DiNozzo? Don't worry, McGee, after i figure out what's going on, I will read آپ in on it. As long as آپ promise not to ever invite me to شامل میں your fairy thing.
MovieFreak933: It's snippy, Ziva. and trust me, if آپ were ever on that "fairy thing", i wouldn't need آپ to help me with this so badly.
McGee logged out, so then Ziva and Tony did a few moments after, and their game continued.
سوال #6: Would i be able to go out and see this thing obviously?
Answer #6: I can guarantee that there is nothing like it anywhere else. Trust me, I've done my fair share of shopping.
سوال #7: When was this thing made?
Answer #7: Around 30 years ago.
سوال #8: If it's so old, why would آپ want to get it now?
Answer #8: I just found out about it around 5 years ago, plus it gets sweeter with time.
سوال #9: It's wine.
Answer #9:As much as I am a connoisseur, not at the moment.
سوال #10: Cheese?
Answer #10: Your headed in the wrong direction, my ninja.
سوال #11: OK, so I see this is about a woman.
Answer #11: Now we're gettin' somewhere.
سوال #12: No offense Tony, but I do not think Abby is your type.
Answer #12: She's not mine either.
سوال #13: No matter how much آپ pay her and no matter how good she looks in it, I will personally make sure Jeanne never ever puts a maide outfit on for آپ ever, EVER again.
Answer: #13: I'd pay $50000 to see that chick fight.
Gibbs interrupted with a ذائقہ, مارنا of his foot on the desk. "DiNozzo, you're drooling." "Sorry boss, i just..." "Tony! I do not care. Just wipe it up!" "On it, boss..." Ziva shot him a devilish *should have kept your composure* look and he just stuck his tongue out in response. She chuckled and thought out her اگلے question. Suddenly, a flash of comprehension flew across her face. She furrowed her brows, and wrote the last سوال with a shaky hand,
سوال #14: Can آپ live without her?
Answer #14: No...
سوال #15: It's me, isn't it?
Answer #15. Yes. Now i'm not asking if آپ feel the same way, but if آپ do, that's great. I just couldn't not say anything anymore. Let's get coffee after work and figure this out, okay?
She replied ok and spent the rest of the workday in a daze. Of course she had wanted this to happen, but she hadn't really gotten around to thinking about how she would feel and react when it actually did. Of course, she loved him with all her heart. That wasn't the issue. There was gibbs, vance, and agency rules keeping them apart. Ziva headed down straight to abby's lab to gossip and try to figure out what to do next. "Well obviously, you're going to meet him, right?" Abby inquired. "Of course, but what do i say? I mean i love him, but i can't get caught with him, and there's no way they would bend the rules." "Well, just go meet him, and see where that goes." "If آپ say so," Ziva decided. She got back to her desk, and she saw another envelope. She opened it with a groan, hoping that things weren't about to get wayy مزید complicated. She breathed a heavy sigh of relief when she saw tony was about to open an identical one. Immediatly she recognized Gibb's scruffy chicken scratch of writing, "Question #16: What took آپ guys so long?"
FanFiction everyone on this sitepage must off read/write them. A lot of آپ will also know about fanfiction.net
Now what my plan is, to make a فہرست with reall good tiva fanfictions so that آپ do not have to search, because mostly fellow readers can point the best stories at you.
The idea is this, name the story+ the مصنف in your تبصرہ and I'll put it on the list, but please don't put your own in the comments, let's stay objective.
List:
My girl - Angel-death-dealer
The چھری - Broadway007
Blank - Prissy and Bregan
Captives - DiNUTZzo
Just One مزید - Aldea0402
Motherhood - Sophie Ranier
Me, My fake husband, and my crazy aunt - broken piece of the puzzle
Now what my plan is, to make a فہرست with reall good tiva fanfictions so that آپ do not have to search, because mostly fellow readers can point the best stories at you.
The idea is this, name the story+ the مصنف in your تبصرہ and I'll put it on the list, but please don't put your own in the comments, let's stay objective.
List:
My girl - Angel-death-dealer
The چھری - Broadway007
Blank - Prissy and Bregan
Captives - DiNUTZzo
Just One مزید - Aldea0402
Motherhood - Sophie Ranier
Me, My fake husband, and my crazy aunt - broken piece of the puzzle