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Trevor and Mike sneaked into the Fame یا Shame set.

Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank آپ Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame یا Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up اگلے it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. یا a basket of puppies. یا a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)

(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!

TO BE CONTINUED
Our anti heroes parked at the Fame یا Shame studio.
Trevor: (to Micheal) Come on آپ fat fuck! Let's go inside already!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (flips T the middle finger but follows him anyway.


Man: Hello sirs? Can I please have your nam-
Trevor: (grabs the man's throat) Where the fuck is Tracy Townley.. Tracy fuckin de Santa.. SCREW THAT!! WHERE THE FUCKS LASLO!!
Man: (frightenedly points to where Laslo is).
Michael: happy now T?
Trevor: Are آپ too chill to say my name!? Is one letter all آپ can spill out in your lazy fat ass!?
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Why are آپ so angry!?
Trevor: BECAUSE! If I don't get angry, then my دکھائیں would be boring!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: But it isn't healthy to always be so angry. It's not like I ever get angry.. (a bunch of cutaways, that prove otherwise).

TO BE CONTINUED
(theme song plays)

(Michael and Trevor are seen in a car)
Trevor: Tell me what آپ been doing the past 15 years?
Michael: I've been in hiding.. But I DO see a therapist every so often.
Trevor: Therapist huh? I tried that once.. Didn't go so well.
Audience: (laughs a little)
(cut away).
Trevor: (in a therapy room) I'm telling آپ doc! I grieved him!.. And he wasn't even fuckin dead!.. The turd lied to me for all these years.
Doctor: I see.. And how dose that make آپ feel.
Trevor: (angrily) What is it with you!? Always with "feelings"..
Audience: (laughs)
Doctor: Just trying t-
Trevor: I HAD A HARD...
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Theme song:
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Micheal: (comes into view, making the audience cheer loudly about seeing him)
Micheal: (opens fridge and sees large amount of pot) Da fuck is shit!?
Jimmy: I.. I can explain.
Audience: (laughs)
Amanda: God Jimmy!.. I only have myself to blame. It's not like your father can do anything.
micheal: (sarcastically) Yeah. Because all I did was pull آپ out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of آپ in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.
Audience: (laughs)
Jimmy: As do I
Audience: (laughs)...
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THEME SONG:
(Are آپ sure Hank done it this, سے طرف کی Waylon Jennings)..

Ron: So boss. Now that آپ took care of the bikers? What we gonna do.
Trevor. (stops at the Sandy Chores bank) آپ are not doing anything. But 'I' am stopping سے طرف کی the bank here.. I have a deposit to check out.
Ron: Well.. Have fun I guess.
Trevor: (gets out, and grabs shotgun and then cocks it).. Ohh. I intend too!
Audience: (laughs)
Ron: (gasps) Wait! Is that a real gu- (Trevor runs in) TREVOR!!
Audience: (laughs harder).

Trevor: (dramatically bursts in, wearing bike ہیلمیٹ to hide his face, and fires the shotgun into the air) NOBODY...
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