“Penguins. Lovely.” -Edward, Eclipse
"Amazing, How can someone so tiny be so annoying?" -Edward, Eclipse
"Next time آپ want to hit me, use a baseball bat یا a crowbar, okay?" Jacob, Eclipse
"I guess I could throw in a few extra homicides, if it will make Jasper happy. Why not." Bella, Eclipse.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner."-Bella, Twilight
"Did آپ seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that in movies." -Jacob, Eclipse
"How strongly opposed are آپ to grand auto theft?"
-Alice, New Moon
"Oh! I get it! آپ love me!"
-Bella, New Moon.
"I prefer brunettes.”
—Edward Cullen
“I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much مزید fun with آپ around.” -Emmett Cullen
“Edward’s only human, Bella. He’s going to react like any other boy.”
—Angela Weber
“This hostage stuff is fun.”
—Alice Cullen
"Would آپ please stop trying to take your clothes off?"
-Edward
“Fall down again, Bella?” —Emmett Cullen
“I can’t imagine how awful that must feel. Being normal? Ugh.” —Bella Swan
"I hear voices in my mind and آپ worried that you're the freak."-Edward
"Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior." -Bella
"You worry too much, Bella. You're going to go prematurely gray." -Alice
"Don't worry...I'll protect you." –Edward
"Go fetch a space heater... what am I a St. Bernard?"
-Jacob
"Afraid of a needle." he muttered to himself under his breath, shaking his head. "Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." -Edward Cullen
"I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy in my life!"
-Alice Cullen
"I've been tortured, Alice painted my toenails!"
-Bella Swan
"It's a good thing you're bulletproof."
-Bella Swan
Emmet: "Fall again, Bella?"
Bella: "No Emmet, I punched a wear بھیڑیا in the face."
"You are bizarrely moral for a vampire."
-Bella Swan
"Stupid unreliable vampire!"
-Bella
“Which is tempting آپ more, me یا my body?”
-Bella
"Do آپ have a multiple personality disorder?"-Bella Swan
“I don’t have any leeches on my speed dial.” — Jacob Black
