Dear Edward


Edward, آپ are THE guy according to 99.9% of the girls out there but not me no siree! here is why:

Watching Bella while she is asleep:
I get that آپ wanna protect her blah blah all the romantic stuff, but آپ started doing the watch-her-while-she-is-asleep thingy RIGHT after آپ met her. What were آپ protecting her from? oh right آپ were scared that she would die in her sleep یا something, would have been interesting to see how آپ would have saved her from that one.

The whole deal with blood:
Do not care whether آپ drink human blood, animal blood یا any other blood. Its disturbing to know that آپ drink blood just think about it dude آپ drink blood like I drink water now that's just extremely disturbing dude. Its even مزید disturbing when آپ have to tell Bella آپ are going out to hunt I am sure she has this image of آپ drinking blood from that poor animal.*shivers*

Warm up:
I don't know about Bella but I sure do want a guy who I can cuddle up to during winter. Lucky آپ got Bella who doesn't complain about that. If I were Bella, honey آپ wouldn't hear the end of it. So once again Jacob triumphs in that department... Starting to think Bella is delusional for choosing آپ over our ablicious Jacob

Yours faithfully

The crazed Jacob پرستار