Twilight Series Article: 10 Ways to Annoy Alice Cullen

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posted by meeek

10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.

9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.

8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.

7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.

6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”

5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.

4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.

3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.

2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.

And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?

1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.

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nneellliii, Bella_Swan3 and 4 others like this

sasie_katje88 you could add this 1 too, "everytime she asked something, just say NO" :D LOL

meeek hahah! right!

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love quotes

posted by joe-edwardfan

1. "True love can blind آپ but at the same time if آپ let it, it can also open your eyes."
-Unknown
2. "Love and electricity are one in the same, my dear. If آپ do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all."
-C.J. Franks
3. "Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius."
-Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
4. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."
-Aristotle
5. "I have found the paradox that...

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Dark Moon ( Bellas POV) Chapter 9

posted by GothicGirl0525

End of Chapter 8
“What?” I asked wondering why he was staring at me so much. And not answering my question..
“Edward? Why are آپ starring at me?” I asked then he got out of what he was thinking of because then he answered me
“I was looking at آپ at آپ stunned me to silence as always but this time I I was totally stunned when I saw آپ because I don’t know if we have that much longer and I don’t know how much longer of being with my daughter every time I turn Alice is having a vision of آپ always dyeing and our daughter always being taken away from us. I fell like the two people...

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Secrets Chapter 1

posted by bella01

[Dreaming]
Something's wrong.I can feel it.
There is no light in the house but Charlie's کروزر is already here.
"No",I told myself,"maybe they are just just out".I walked towards the door.i took a deep breath before opening the door.Darkness enveloped me.
Just as I thought,no lights are open.I tried to switch on the light when something made me trip over.The smell of blood hit me.I panicked "Whose blood could that be?"I asked myself,hesitating.I quickly stood up,almost loosing balance because of the feeling of nausea.I walked towards the light switch while breathing through my mouth.(one of the...

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Life after the dawn (Jealousy) chapter 8

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 8

*Bella’s pov*

I opened my eyes. Everything is clear. The sun shone upon me. Alice squeezed my hand slightly. I looked at her impassively. She was sitting beside me, expressionless.
“How are آپ feeling?” she asked.
“So far, so good.” I whispered.
“Are آپ sure you’re okay?” she asked anxiously as she helped me to sit on the bed.
“I’m fine, no harm done. What happened?”
She took a deep breath.
She looked at me vacantly, as if she doesn’t want to answer, afraid that I won’t be able to believe her. I’ve been with Alice for a long time, enough for me to know whether...

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Edward and bella preface /chapter 1

posted by anna0789

this is a story like twilight but different it is also about edward and bella but different the dates and places

bella's pov it is like in 1800

preface
today it was my 17 birthday so i would have to go to what آپ can call a debutant dance and then i would have to go to many parties until i would find a "soutable husband" well that says my mother i sigh

i was already in my best dress ,my hair ( i like to leave it strait and natural ) but my mother make my hair look curly and elegant. i look myself in the mirror

my mom was so excited about the debutant dance... i was not... i felt like i was...

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Bella's New path Bella's POV chapter 15

posted by courtneykutie

Chapter 15
waking up and leaving

When i woke up jake's arms were around my me,like i was his pillow,i started to get up,vickie was going to be up very soon and i needed to get dressed.
jake groaned"what time is it?"he asked me not letting go
"jake its 9:30 so i got to get up,get dressed, pack,and talk with vickie,so let go"i کہا and kissed him
"i dont want آپ to go"he کہا and sounded really sad
"jake come on let go"i کہا and tickled him till he let go he laughed and laughed
"fine"he کہا and let go with a pout

i got up dressd in my پسندیدہ pair of jeans,on the left back pocket it says stuborn...

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Life after the Dawn (Jealousy) Chapter 3

posted by ybet_cullen18

Chapter 3

Edward’s POV

We went out of the school – cutting classes. Bella was still silent sitting on the front نشست with me. Alice was not with us, she’s riding her Porsche. Every minute, I glanced at Bella. I can’t stand it when she’s in bad mood. I’m uncomfortable when she’s not talking with me.
“Hey, are آپ okay?” I finally managed to ask.
She didn’t respond as if she didn’t hear me. Bella was really good when it comes to ‘pretending’. She didn’t even look at me. She was still staring at the window. Her eyes were expressionless. Her lips pursed.
“Are آپ mad at...

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My version of edwards pov when he leaves bella-please read!!

posted by foxiroxi41

Edward's point of view when he leaves Bella.

I cant believe im being this, this....idiotic!! I now own the perfect life, all due to my love, whom i am now leaving.
What kind f boyfriend am i?? How can i leave her, her scent, her rosy cheeks, all i will have will be memories.
But, im immortal, memories will fade, jut not as pain free as mortals......
There she was, stood in front of a fallen tree, looking just as tense as i am. Let me brace myself to do this term of
idiocy.
"Bella, we're leaving," I tried to hide the emotions that now break through my normally strong, rock-like voice, "We need
to...

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Edward & Bellas forever--chapter 4

posted by mommy6197

this one was fun for us to wright. hope آپ enjoy it.

Charlie's pov

Bella's here.....I کہا to Sue.

" Thats great " Sue said.

I went to the door to open it up for her. It looks like she brought Nessie,Jake and Alice as well.
"Hey guys come on in."

"Hay dad."

"Hi Grandpa"

"Hi Charile" Jake and Alice کہا together.

"Sue is here I see'' Jake said.

Ya she and I have somthing to tell you. But frist would آپ like anything to eat. Sue made breakfest.

"Sure" Jake and Nessie said.

"We just ate" Bella and Alice said.

So Sue made up a plate for Jake and Nessie.

" This is really good even better than Edwards'' Jake...

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Dark Moon

posted by Emmett4ever

ارے everyone this is my first story and I hope all of آپ like it.

Bella's POV

Ugh! The دن I have been wishing would never come is here. It's September 13th. I'm offically 18. Great the sun picks today to shine. I hope Charlie and Renee listened to me when I کہا I don't want any presents. I don't want to act happy on the دن I want to mourn. I dressed in a gray شرٹ, قمیض and jeans. I went downstairs to get breakfast started. "Happy Birthday,Bells" Charlie greeted me tis morning.CRAP. "Thanks,Dad" I replied."Your mom sent آپ this" Charlie wrapped box. I took the box and unwrapped it. It was a...

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Crescent Moon - Bella's POV - chapter 1 - suprised

posted by TOMBOYNIK

Just when i thought my life couldnt get any better. I had a wonderful family and "almost" family, great دوستوں (even if most of them were "mythical" creatures) and the best and greatest... fiance in the world. With the wedding only 2 weeks away, i'd better get used to it. I smiled to myself at how reluctant i was to think the world let alone say it out loud.
Speaking of my... fiance, why wasnt he here yet? Anxiety deffinitly wasnt good for me!
Edward had promised to be upstairs and in my arms as soon as Charlies head hit the pillow; which had been 15 منٹ ago... not that i was counting....

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My opininion of a poem jacob black would write to bella after she goes back to edward

posted by edward-lover456

hi, please tell me if آپ like this poem.
and also please write comments. ^_^ thanks for reading it.

bella i need آپ to know
I will never be a foe
even if آپ go back to him
and all them even after
us we were best دوستوں
but i hope one دن the wound mends
but آپ hurt me so bad
i was so sad
i almost never got over آپ
but now that i see you'r haveing a baby
do آپ mind if she loves me because i want her
to be my renessme.
and she replaces آپ and all آپ used to do she is so sweet and when she talks to me I love her
and sure i'll take care of her because she belongs with me she is my renessme.

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When آپ feel like burning; A Jacob 'fairytale' [Eight Chapter]

posted by shellycane

Warning: This is just my fantasy coming through. And some information to you; the story plays before Bella became a Vampire and there is no Nessie in sight. So its just for our little Jacob's sake, he needs some luving.

Information: Sorry for the long wait, i just really wasnt inspired. But i hope that will change سے طرف کی now. So have fun...

I wish i could scream
What دن of the week was it? Not that it was really important, but the point was that i hadnt left that room in about a week, یا more. And always سے طرف کی my side was my beautiful girlfriend, the reason why my دل kept beating, Kristine. All...

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Renesmee Black's Story, Chapter 9

posted by renesmeblack

9. The Semi-Sweet Taste of Reunion
Renesmee

I couldn't sit up. I couldn't even اقدام my eyes. The angel looked into them for a fleeting second, with bright crimson eyes. In that same سیکنڈ they grew darker until they were the dark brown I knew. I wish my energy would return. The angel placed his hand over my heart.
"No," he whispered. "No, not my love. NO!!!"
He screamed with rage and ran at Mark.
"You! I saw you! آپ were killing her, now she's dead! She's dead!!!" he screamed.
"Renesmee asked for this, personally, Jacob. She wouldn't take no for an answer. She wanted the baby out before she...

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The Other Way (Edward's POV) Ch. 19

posted by CharmedVamp101

I pulled her onto the بستر and wrapped the blanket around her, there was no way I wanted to freeze her to death. Then I wrapped my arms around her. Already, she was falling asleep. She was thinking about tomorrow and the wedding that was in two days. I smiled at her pictures, she didn't at all think of the wedding dress though.
I could tell when she was out. Her mind went dark, then it was filled with different pictures and my face was the background. We zoomed into a picture, one that hadn't happened. One that, I never wanted to have, of course the experience would be wonderful, but it was...

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Starless Dusk Chapter 1

posted by KrystenPeres

Dylan (Matt Dallas) and Gianna (Krysten Peres)

1. Hello Past

It's hot. I loved the weather in Arizona for that reason. Rain and cold are as scarce as an ace of spades. The windows of Carols, my mother, mini-van were rolled down. The air was slowly but surely getting colder. I inched towards Dylan, my boyfriend. He wrapped his arms around me causing my دل to race. He was looking out the window. I stared at his face lit سے طرف کی the sunset. The contrast shadows from the sun on his fair skin are beautiful; making him look like an angel.
"I still don't know why we're moving to Massachusetts...," my little sister Marcie announced; drawing my attention...

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Nightfall (A Sequel to Dusk) Chapter 13: پیزا Boy (Nessie's POV)

posted by lovethecullens

Chapter 13 پیزا Boy (Nessie's POV)

I opened my eyes and saw Jake, my father, Sam and my grandfather standing over me. Sam had a strange look on his face like a deer caught in headlights; almost as though he wanted to run out of the room but he couldn’t. He was carrying a freshly killed elk. I swallowed hard trying not to think about what I was about to do.
“Nessie, آپ don’t have to do this we can try to find another way…”
I looked at my husband and wanted to cry. He looked horrible. His hair was standing up in every direction I could...

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Why are there Reasons to Hate Twilight?

posted by JA23

I'm a Twilight پرستار myself, but this HAS to be said.

Since the movie came out, did آپ see a significant rise of it's شائقین on Fanpop? I did. It jumped alot. My سوال is, and maybe I'm wrong, are some of the new شائقین for the story یا for the hot vampires/werewovles?

I can see why Twilight can be hated, even though I am a fan. Some Twilight شائقین are nuts. They scream "OMG I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN?JACOB BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!" Not that that isn't true, but is that all there is in Twilight? Do those 'fans' care for the story at all? At first, I thought it would pass, but it's gotten pretty bad where...

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Renesmee Cullen Story-part 4

posted by Edward_Bella234

Sorry this took so long to get up. I have been working on other writing projects. So here it is, the long awaited Chapter 4.

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I glanced around the room at everyone’s faces. They were all looking at Alice. Sheesh, I thought to myself Enough visions for one day! I knew my dad would have smiled if he wasn’t concentrating on what Aunt Alice was seeing so hard.
In the same second, both there heads snapped up.
“Soon” They whispered in synchronization....

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Tribute Sequel to Breaking Dawn: Russet Noon Cover Art Controversy Resolved

posted by russet-noon

Russet Noon Official Cover Artwork سے طرف کی Stephanie Lostimolo

Russet Noon Official Cover Artwork by Stephanie Lostimolo

According to an official statement issued today سے طرف کی independent publisher AV Paranormal, the talisman image currently being used as the cover art for the novel Russet Noon will be the same one featured on the book cover when it is released as a paperback this Fall of 2009.

Numerous allegations of "theft" and "copyright infringement" have been made against مصنف Lady Sybilla for using the talisman image "without permission" from its creator, artist Stephanie Lostimolo.

On May 11, 2009, Lady Sybilla responded to these accusations with the following statement: "I have every intention of giving credit...