10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
1.I'm really afraid of getting hit سے طرف کی cars, like terrified of it. I'm terrified of crossing streets. I'm also very accident-prone... I think people aim for me.
2.I went to do my first big movie when I was 17. I was in South Africa for three and half months, and I was سے طرف کی myself.
3.I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, "How did that happen?" I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon ٹوسٹ Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.
4.I've got a terrible memory -- I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I'm going to repeat myself!