Twilight Series Article: A moment at The Cullens.

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posted by meeek

Esme: So Carlisle, hunnybunchsugarpiebubblegumyumyumbabyhuggybear,
as I was saying, i really think that Rosalie should dye her hair red.

Carlisle: And why is that Esme, myonetruelovesentfromheaventosavemefromthepitsofhellinearth?

Esme: Cz i کہا so. *holds knife*

Carlisle:Okay...........

Bella: *sits between them* i thought آپ couldn't kill a vampire with a knife.

Esme: *hides knife* what knife? do آپ see any knives here muffincakes? *glares at muffincakes, ahem, Carlisle*

Bella: you're very forgetful Esme. The one آپ hid just now, silly silly Esme *shakes head. Look! Edward's gracefully skipping to me while holding a huge expensive bouquet of red roses while calling my name in his velvety beautiful voice! Ohhh Eddiepuss!!!

Edward: The love of my life, آپ are so beautiful.

Esme: *whispers at Carlisle* Rosalie will dye her hair red.

Carlisle: *nods slightly, took Esme's hand and skipped up to bedroom*

Emmett: I did not just see that happen. *dissapears*

Edward: The love of my life, آپ smell good.

Bella: *blushes*

Edward: The love of my life, آپ are blushing! YEAAYYY!! *does the happy dance*

CUE 70s MUSIC

موسیقی stops.

James: *squeaky voice* *attacks Edward* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen! Wait, ur middle name's Anthony? *bursts laughing*

Alice & Jasper & Rosalie & Emmett: *rofling*

James: So anyways, ahem *squeaky voice* WHERE ARE MY COOKIES???!!!

Bella: SPUNK RANSOM!

James: *sighs loudly* No, not yet brown haired woman who ANTHONY *Edward rolls eyes* here adores so much yet آپ are so plain. NOW آپ RUINED THE MOMENT! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!

Jessica: Wow, shmexxyyy.. *chases James*

Bella: Auw, I ruined his moment. *cries in dark corner*

Edward: No no my beautiful but clumsy and plain Bella! آپ didn't mean to! Everyone loves the video!

Alice: I didnt چرا لیا, چوری کی James' cookies!!

Jasper: Of course آپ didn't, love. Of course. *pats back*

Alice: *purrs*

Jasper: آپ like that? My wittle dawling wikes that?

Alice: *pants, tongue hanging out*

Jasper: یو, ی weally2 wike that?

Alice: Ribbit

Jasper: Euw I hate frogs. KILL THE FROG!

Alice: AAHHH ITS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Emmett: Too late, he already stepped on you. you're dead.

Alice: Oh. *dies*

Bella: Vampires cant die like that, right eddy-weddy?

Jasper: They can too!!

Bella: Na-uhhh!!

Jasper: ya-hhuhhh!!

Bella: Na-uhh!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUUUUUUHHH!!!

Bella: Na- uhhhhhhhhhh

Jasper: Yeaaaaaahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bella: na-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Jasper: YEAH HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Bella: NA-

Rosalie: آپ are plain AND annoying! and im prettier than آپ but edward still prefers you!

Emmett: Hell-ooo... hubby here?

Rosalie: آپ only want me cz i fix cars.

Emmett: uhhh... no?

Edward: she's right.

Emmett: OMG STF WTH BBQ ROFL LOL WE EC IGAH!!!

Jasper: IGAH?

Emmett: irritable grizzlies are hot, duh.

Bella: yeah, DUH Jasper.

Carlisle & Esme: *grins to each other, walking down the stairs* What??? We werent *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP*

Edward: euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw euw

Jasper: nononnonononononononononononononononononnononnonononono
nononononononononononononnononnononononononononono
nononononononono

Bella: ارے Emmett, wanna get ice cream?

Rosalie: He doesnt eat ice cream.

Emmett: So? We have lots of money. lets go Bella!!

Bella: To the vamp mobil!!

Credit to: vampiresandvirgos link

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As the sun sets: مصنف Update. IMPORTANT(:

posted by xoxpoisonxox

I started writing "As the sun sets" around 3-4 months ago. The Journey with it has been amazing, and wonderful. I want to thanks everyone of my شائقین for suppourting the novel as well as supporting myself.

Renesmee has gone through alot of adventures and im sure آپ have good times with her.

I am sad to say i will be posting THE LAST CHAPTER TO THE NOVEL tonight. It will be the last chapter ever written for As the sun sets!

But don't fret! Im going to write a سیکنڈ book to as the sun sets! It will be still in Renesmee's point of view, and everything that has happened still has, But now it's a...

Cold Roses Pt. 2-Chp. 7: Fatal Mistakes

posted by Summer_Leanne

Oh goodness, so sorry I took this long to post this chapter, guys! As آپ probably already know, I'm busy, so I've kinda been kept back from writing up a Cold Roses update. Anywho, enjoy, my darlings! ^.^ <3
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"Carlisle, it's no use," Summer relinquished, "It's completely empty and lifeless here."

Emmett nudged Summer's arm as he walked passed her, "Ready to give up?"

She rolled her eyes, "Of course not, Emmett, but what are we possibly going to find?"

Jake wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

He gave her his usual irresistible smile, "We're...

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As the sun sets: Chapter 19: Night.

posted by xoxpoisonxox

This is a small book i am writing about the life of Renesmee cullen after (Breaking Dawn) It is in he rpoint of view for almost the whole time (with a few exceptions) I suggest starting from chapter 1 to get the full impact and information (:

Chapter 19: Night .

It is different, this type of living. Multiple times i have been requested to feed as they do, yet i refuse. I do not want to be a monster, and i intend to stay like that. Chelsea had broughten me up to my chambers in which i was to stay for my time being here.

I looked around the room. The furniture and making reminded me of an old-timey...

Chapter 11: Choosing the right path.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 11: Choosing the right path.
Renesmee shifted away from him, pressing her back as far against the car door as it would go. The small space was too close and his scent was overwhelming.
"Why?" she whispered. His eyes crinkled for a moment and he looked at her, his silver eyes stirring with hidden emotion.
"I'm not sure. The same reason your Jacob has one with you. It's not something we can control,"
"You can't have one with me. I love Jake," He didn't flinch but she saw the deep hurt in his eyes. Her دل stuttered. She didn't want to cause him any pain. His hand slowly moved up into...

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 8

posted by runlikeawolf

It had been two weeks since Charlie's death.Surprisingly,Mom seemed to have gotten over it.She was busy fussing over me as Jake and I tried to have some alone time on the chouch in our living room.Mom's back turned for a سیکنڈ and Jake rolled his eyes.I sighed,"Mom.I'm fine.Can I please take care of myself?"
She turned around,"But what if the baby comes while I'm a-"Jake interrupted her."If she goes into labor,I'm sure آپ all would her me calling.She'll be fine!You need to give it a rest.Besides,"he laughed."she's only three weeks pregnant."She raised her hands in protest,but Jake pointed...

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Airport (B+E)

posted by LexisFaith

So, I thought of a cute oneshot :) Thought I would type it before بستر :)

Oh, and another thing. Someone on here asked the سوال "Who here think's they love Edward Cullen مزید than Bella?" If آپ say 'i do!', آپ and I are going to have a little talk...

No one loves Edward مزید because;
A.) He is not real.
B.) آپ don't even KNOW him.
C.) Just because آپ have his face hanging all over your room, and think about him every سیکنڈ of every day, it's not called love. It's called an OBSESSION!

I just had to get that off my chest :)
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I grabbed my bags...

The Choronicles of Nessie:Chapter 4

posted by runlikeawolf

I was literally in Heaven.Jake and I were engaged!"The only problem is,"I began,as we walked out of the forest."We have to tell Mom and Dad."Jake waved his hand."Don't worry!"He said."Already taken care of.Before آپ woke up,I explained what I was gonna do."I breathed out a sigh of relief.That was great.
We were ambushed as we neared Carlisle's."Finally,"Emmet said."I thought you'd never ask her!"Jacob tackled him.While they were wrestling on the ground,Mom and Dad walked up to me."I'm so happy for you!"Mom said."You're all grown up!"Dad kissed my forehead."Congratulations!"Alice intervened...

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KStew Vows To Never Work With Rob Again

posted by mandynight

Kristen Stewart has reportedly vowed to never work with her boyfriend and Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson again.
KStew, is کہا to be "fed-up" of feeling awkward alongside Rob, especially when it comes to sex scenes like in the fourth instalment of the vampire flicks, Breaking Dawn.

According to the Daily Star, KStew has claimed that herself and R-Pattz will be "pursuing solo projects from now on", meaning that Breaking Dawn could be the last time they ever appear in the same movie.

An insider told the newspaper: "It’s been a hard slog for them to act out intense love scenes when they are...

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Twilight Saga Rocks Multiple سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Lists

posted by Hellohoudini

Best movie Soundtrack of 2010, Eclipse on اگلے Movie

“Everybody likes to make fun of “Twilight” – adults, children, house pets – but the producers of the films threw a monkey wrench in the gears of the irony machine سے طرف کی stuffing the soundtrack to their latest effort full of awesome songs from ultra-cool indie bands. “Eclipse” is a who’s who of moody indie rock, featuring a lineup that would make Pitchfork’s brains explode: Beck, Bat For Lashes, Metric, Vampire Weekend, Muse, the Black Keys…the فہرست goes on and on. Perhaps this all shouldn’t be surprising دیا that موسیقی supervisor Alexandra Patsavas made a name for herself turning television’s “The O.C.” into an avenue for indie rock exposure, but it’s still a very pleasant surprise to see the موسیقی from a “Twilight” film become the “Singles” soundtrack of the aughts.”

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Lexy Cullen (Chapter Thirteen)

posted by moolah

Chapter Thirteen:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
I walked into the bathroom quiet. My mom had my medicine cabinet wide open. She had a pill bottle in her hand. I looked around my dad, trying to see which bottle it was. “Alexyss, what the heck were آپ thinking?” He asked, madder than whenever he called me. “Um, what are آپ talking about, Dad?” I asked as calm as possible, which سے طرف کی the way is super hard when your as hormonal as a pregnant teenager and your dad is yelling at you. Anyways, as far as me, Lexy, was concerned I hadn’t done anything, nothing, I swear!! “Of course آپ do, Lexy! This.”...

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New Start, Chapter 2

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.
__________________________________________________Bella’s POV

It was 7:40 am and I was still tired I didn’t sleep much do to the fact I was still adjusting to my new room. It reminded me of a hospital room a little, simple white walls and ceiling little furniture I don’t know how I didn’t relies it before. I didn’t like it I’d have to do something about it soon. I looked at the clock on the دیوار it read 7:45 now. I’d have to hurry if I didn’t want to be late. I rushed to put on a cute...

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New Start, Chapter 1

posted by mmourer

All credit belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This story is based on her book series the Twilight Saga.

This is my 1st time writing ANYTHING so sorry if its bad. What im writing is basically a Twilight kinda thing but writen the way I want it so ya it will sound alot like Twilight but it's all I could think to write about. Please read it and tell me what آپ think. __________________________________________________
Bella's POV
I had moved to Forks to give my mom her time with her new husband. I knew it didn't bother her when I was there but I felt like she wanted مزید time with him. But I honestly didn't...

Old life to new...

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
When your life is messed up... who do آپ turn to? Lets just say... I had to شامل میں them. Not that I wanted to. The burgendy eyes, it made feel like a killer. Watching and waiting for humans. Having, to follw orders and using my powers on the innocent. Yes I am, part of the Volturi. Well, I was. I am Isabella Swan; and this is my story...

Running was my strength, however, strength was my weakness. I felt like flying when I ran. It was dark, with a full moon; and no stars were out. All that surrounded me; were trees and dirt. But behind me were the guards. "She'll be back. یا she will...

taking chances chapter 12

posted by karpach_14

nessie in my imagination

we walked upto jake and he just looked at eric. i wondered what he was planning to do but i wasn't really good at guessing so theres no help. i looked at jake. his eyes were burning with anger.
"jake whats wrong?" i asked him. no answer, only two of them staring at each other, it was like a staring competition. them i saw sam and seth come to the school. then i knew there was going to be danger for sure.
"sam!" i yelled. he walked up to and started whispering something to seth.
"what is it nessie?" he asked me.
"whats happening with jake?" i asked him. he didnt look worried at all, like it was...

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Stalemate chapter two.

posted by KatiiCullen94

MY room was the way i left it, بستر unmade, blinds wound down, even the plate at my ڈیسک still remained in its place, I was 5 years old when i left, and things were identical at age 17. The air پگھلانا, سودھنا of dust, it was aslo foggy, i had to fight the dust to make it through my way to the blinds. Opening the blinds, Light began flitering throught, at this moment all the memories floated in.

Flash back.

Knock knock!
"Come in, if آپ dare"i giggled a innocent laugh, a child, i was 4 years old.
"Hello my darling, آپ getting up your silly games again, thats very naughty of you, آپ know good little girls...

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Aithne Chapter 4

posted by teamalice_0

Wow chapter 4 already? Seems like I just started yesterday. Today is my posting دن so here it is!
-teamalice_0
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"Thanks Alice, I guess, but I can handel them afterall ive been doing it since I.. was a freshman here."

The گھنٹی, بیل rang, oh now it rings!

"Bye guys." I got up and left, bumping into people a few times some on purpose but mostly on accident.

Where was Angela when آپ need her?

I headed to my اگلے class my last class, and soon the دن was over with, finally! I met Angela right out side the class and we walked towards her car her murmuring asking...

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Wouldn't Change a Thing 4

posted by LexisFaith

"Come on! Get up, Get up!" Alice was chanting in my ear. "I have our whole دن planed. Shopping for your dress, getting our nails done-which is at 9-, lunch, and then I invited Rosalie to come with us shopping for her a dress after." She was now shaking my bed. "Come on! آپ have 5 mintues to get up, 20 to get ready. اقدام your booty!" And with that my room went queit. Finally.

I sighed and rolled over, burrying myself deeper in my blankets. "Get up!" Alice yelled right in my ear, causing me to shoot up muttering a few curse words as I walked to my bathroom.

"Okay. I have these 5 I want آپ to...

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Myth high

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I was told سے طرف کی a colourful girl, I won't last for مزید than a day. I just moved to Forks and enrolled in Myth high. As I was walking down the corridors of the school, I got scared. Was it me; یا did something seem a little odd? Every where I go, people were in costumes, but I asked, (and how could I be stupid?) That they weren't costumes after all. The students are actually monsters. I wasn't sure wheather to scream یا faint. But I got on with it. As I was walking, I bumped into a group of emo kids, (atleast I hope that they are emos.) "Erm excuse me can آپ tell me where to find...

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The Thoughts Of The Past Chapter 2

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 2

It’s been 2 years scene I have left Forks, Washington. I haven’t talked to Charlie at all and I haven’t even seen him at all. It kind of makes me think he’s died but yet again that would be wishful thinking on my part. I love my father it’s just I never understood why my father was blaming me for the death of my mother and my newly baby sister یا brother. When I didn’t even really know them because I was too young. I sometimes think my fathers the one that killed them but I have no prove besides memories of the night my loving mother never coming...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Bella's POV

Alice pulled me upstairs an گھنٹہ and a half ago! It's been like forever since I saw Edward well actually an گھنٹہ and a half but still I wanna hold him in my arms. I sighed. "How much longer?" "A few مزید minutes!" she کہا pleased. Ugh! I can hear everyone downstairs they are back from hunting.

I smelled something funny. "Alice, I think smell something یا someone." Alice laughed. "You gotta be kidding me! I smell nothing. Plus I would a vision remember, silly." I nodded. She's right. But a few months پہلے someone slipped سے طرف کی her she could be wrong. I opened my mouth to say something...