Edward: Happy Birthday, Bella.
Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!
Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!
Bella: About that…
Edward: What?
Bella: Nothing.
Edward: Let’s go to my place.
Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…
Edward: Hell no! آپ think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL دکھائیں آپ WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-
Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has مزید practice.
Edward: Let’s go inside!
Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated سے طرف کی only 8 people! WOO!
Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…
Esme: I baked آپ this wonderful cake! Since آپ are the only edible thing for the seven of us, you’ll just have to eat this yourself! And then we get to watch آپ grow as fat as Jessica! Isn’t that super? –Twitches-
Bella: …
Alice: Er… present time!
Bella: Thanks for the box of nothing, I deserve it. –Sobs-
Alice: God, you’ve never been so bipolar. IT’S A STEREO! CAN’T آپ TAKE A JOKE?! –Foams from mouth-
Bella: That was awkward.
Jasper: Cut the pain away!
Edward: What the hell Jasper?
Jasper: It helps me, even though no blade could even mark my skin. Rosalie’s fingernails sure are strong…
Cullens: …
Jasper: But seriously, Bella, cut the pain away. If آپ do it while I’m around, I’ll have the perfect excuse to jump you.
Bella: Being the non-selfish person I am, I’ll try that. Give me the اگلے present.
Esme: ہوم DEPOT!
Bella: Okay then… -gets paper cut-
Jasper: Can I eat آپ now?
Bella: Edward?
Edward: Nah. Not yet. Give me that piece of glass over there, please?
Bella: -Hands Edward glass-
Edward: Thanks. –Draws line with glass from elbow to hand on Bella-
Bella: What the hell, Edward!
Edward: Just taking Jasper’s advice…
Jasper: No one understands me! -Sobs in corner-
-The اگلے day-
Edward: Go into the forest while I forge your signature.
Bella: …
Edward: Do it before I rape you!
Bella: آپ already used that one on me in the last parody.
Edward: Fine. Uh… before I bring Jasper over to get all emo on you?
Bella: A little better. Work harder on your threats, though.
Edward: Go before I bring Oprah into this!
Bella: Aw, that was weak. I’m going, though.
-In the forest-
Edward: Bella, I’m leaving you.
Bella: No! Who will save me from my abusive father?
Edward: Paris Hilton. They don’t just teach آپ how to get off crack in rehab.
Bella: She doesn’t look like a Paris to me. I think her name should be Samantha.
Edward: Back to the point…
Bella: Which was?
Edward: I’m leaving.
Bella: Why?
Edward: You’ll find out later in the book.
Bella: …
Edward: Bye!
Bella: NOOOO!! -Has mental and emotional breakdown-
-4 months later-
Bella: Oooh, motorcycles. It’s like the hot wheels version of a bike. I’ll just go take them since they look مزید like computer chairs with headlights right now. –drives to Jacob’s-
Bella: Fix these bikes and I’ll pretend to like you.
Jacob: I’m hopeless, have no future, and am to stupid to recognize my family history, let’s go!
-In garage-
Jacob: آپ can sit in this piece of crap I call a car.
Bella: I feel special.
-At motorcycle riding place-
Bella: I hear Edward’s voice in my head.
Jacob: That doesn’t make آپ crazy at all!
Bella: He talks to me when I do dangerous things.
Jacob: Nope, no therapy needed…
Bella: I’m just… gonna go now…
Jacob: -Just stands there, talking to no one- nope, of course not! Hearing voices in your head? Definitely not insane! Completely normal!
No one: My parents really hate me to give me this name.
Jacob: At least your name isn’t ‘anybody.’ (A/N آپ would have to read my story ‘aim with the Cullens’ to really get this)
No one: I still think no one is worse.
Jacob: Screw you; we’re supposed to be talking about MY problems here!
No one: I thought we were talking about Bella’s.
Jacob: -Throws No one over a cliff- Back to my rambling…
-The اگلے day-
Bella: ارے Jacob, a guy asked me out on a sort-of group تاریخ and I don’t want to be alone even though there will be like 10 other people there. Wanna go with me?
Jacob: I have no social life of my own. Sure, why not?
-Movies at Port Angeles-
Mike: I feel sick.
Jacob: Shut up! Can’t آپ see I’m not watching the movie?!
Mike: -Runs to bathroom-
Jacob: Hahaha. GAY!
Bella: God, Jacob, you’re such a hypocrite about you’re orientation.
Jacob: True dat. Watching Mike pour his insides into the toilet through his mouth actually kind of turns me on.
Bella: …
Jacob: Let’s go home.
-At Bella’s house-
Jacob: I feel odd.
Bella: آپ look odd.
Jacob: That was a really gay comeback.
Bella: Shut up, asshole!
Jacob: I’m going ہوم before I explode into an oversized dog. Bye!
-The اگلے day-
Bella: -Calls Jacob-
Billy: ارے Bella.
Bella: Where the hell is Jacob?
Billy: God, Bella. Don’t go all bipolar on me. He uh… can’t talk right now.
Bella: Why does everyone keep telling me I’m bipolar?! And why can’t he?
Billy: Because he just turned into a mythical creature and will probably kill آپ if he see’s you.
Bella: …
Billy: I mean… just kidding?
Bella: Is Jacob a vampire?
Billy: …No! –Hangs up-
-One ماہ later-
Bella: Jacob, I’m just going to stalk آپ until آپ talk to me!
Jacob: We’re not دوستوں anymore, so fuck off!
-Later that night-
Jacob: Open the damn window!
Bella: Stalker…
Jacob: There’s a reason we can’t be friends.
Bella: Which is?
Jacob: -Dramatic pause- I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Oh no!
Mike: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
-Koolaid man bursts through wall-
Koolaid man: OH YEAH!
Everyone: …
Koolaid man: -Backs out of wall- (A/n I was watching Family Guy last night and I couldn’t resist putting that up there)
Bella: Could you, like, NOT eat people?
Jacob: What the hell Bella?! Do آپ think I’m a cannibal?!
Bella: Yes.
Jacob: …
Bella: I regret nothing.
-Valentines Day-
Jacob: I got آپ a box of candy hearts because I pity that آپ don’t have anyone to care for you.
Bella: These hearts taste like the chalk آپ use to draw on the sidewalk.
Jacob: I’m a REALLY good at sculpting things.
Bella: So I’m eating…
Jacob: Yes, Bella. آپ are eating دل shaped chalk.
Bella: I want more!
-The اگلے day-
Bella: I’m gonna go cliff diving to hear Edward’s voice!
Guy in passing car: Don’t jump! It’s not worth it! (A/N that actually happened to me once, me and my دوستوں were on this bridge and my friend was looking over the edge and a guy passed سے طرف کی in a car and کہا “don’t jump!” anyways, back to the story)
Bella: -Shrugs- This’ll probably kill me, here goes nothing! -Jumps-
Edward’s voice: Swim like you’re immortal!
Bella: -Passes out-
-At Jacob’s house-
Jacob: Harry Clearwater died.
Bella: Finally…
-At Bella’s house-
Jacob: Vampire!
Bella: Woo!
Jacob: Oh, HELL no! I’ve picked up your pieces and you’re just going to go right back to them?
Bella: Yeah…
Jacob: Just makin’ sure. See ya Bells!
Bella: -walks inside-
Alice: Bella?
Bella: Alice!
Alice: Bella!
Mike: Mike!
Bella: How are آپ still lonely?! Go find Jessica یا something! Can’t آپ see we were having a moment?
Mike: Jessica still looks like a pregnant Chris Crocker.
Alice: …
Mike: -Sulks- Fine. یا maybe I’ll just go hang out with Anybody… (A/N Again, read AIM story to understand)
Alice: Why are آپ still alive?
Bella: Why are you?! آپ were supposed to die like 80 years ago!
Alice: Ouch… that was cold, Bella.
Bella: I regret nothing!
Alice: Well, anyways, Edward’s about to die and we have to go save him.
Bella: Cool, where are we going?
Alice: Italy.
Bella: Sweet, road trip!
-In Italy-
Alice: Run, fat boy, run!
Bella: -trips, hyperventilates, sweats-
Edward: I’m in hell! It owns.
Bella: Not yet. آپ will be soon, though, I’m sure of it.
Edward: Nice to see آپ too.
Felix: Die, die, die!
Bella: um… ahh??
Felix: Be afraid, be VERY afraid…
Edward: Candy Mountain, here we come!
-In vampire city… thing…-
Aro: ارے girl!
Bella: Edward, آپ never told me Aro was gay.
Edward: There are a lot of things I didn’t tell you.
Aro: So, Edward, Who’s the lucky lady? -Winks-
Edward: I don’t feel comfortable about this…
Bella: I’m Bella.
Aro: Nice to meet you, Bella. I have to say, I’m jealous. No one could ever live up to someone as godly as him.
Bella: Finally, someone I can relate to!
Edward: Okay, ew. Are آپ gonna kill us یا not?
Aro: That depends.
Edward: On?
Aro: On.
Edward: On…
Aro: On!
Edward: Dammit, Aro! Are آپ going to slaughter us یا what?!
Aro: That depends…
Edward: Go on with it.
Aro: On if you’ll bite her.
Edward: Hell no! An eternity with… her?! -Shudders-
Aro: If آپ don’t I’ll kill you’re family.
Edward: One دن I’ll do it… eventually…
Aro: Fabulous. Oh, And Edward? Come back any time آپ want. –winks and giggles-
Edward: Um… no. –Picks up Bella like a football and runs-
-At Bella’s house-
Bella: Don’t leave me again! I still love you!
Edward: And آپ still smell good!
Bella: I never want آپ to leave again!
Edward: Never say never, Bella!
Bella: What are you, Barney? And آپ just کہا it twice…
Edward: Well piss off! I didn’t want you, anyway!
Bella: You’ll stay though, right?
Edward: I guess. I mean, I have no where else to live.
Bella: Score!
Edward: Don’t push it.
Bella: So are آپ really gonna change me?
Edward: Probably not.
Bella: Screw you. I’ll ask the others.
-At Cullen House-
Bella: Want me to become a vampire?
Rosalie: I’d kill myself before that happened.
Bella: It’s not even possible for آپ to kill yourself...
Rosalie: Shut up, bitch!
Bella: What are everyone else’s opinions on this?
Emmett: Dah… four? -Drools-
Esme: ہوم DEPOT!
Bella: Anymore fanfiction stereotypical answers?
Alice: SHOOPPING!
Jasper: Emo! EEEEMOOOO!! Cut the pain away! -runs to corner and cries while cutting wrists-
Bella: What about Carlisle?
Carlisle: I don’t really have a stereotype.
Bella: Oh.
Carlisle: So are we changing you?
Edward: No! We didn’t even get any real answers!
Bella: I know. But we are going to do what I want. I mean, I am the guest.
Edward: Screw it all, I’m going to Canada.
Bella: No! We have school tomorrow!
Edward: Oh yeah… Let’s go back to Charlie.
-At Charlie’s house-
Jacob: ارے Bella, I’m baaaaack… ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا DUN!
Bella: Oh no!
Edward: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
Koolaid man: Oh yeah!
Edward: Oh my god, NO! آپ can only do that on Tuesdays!
Koolaid man: No one told ME that…
No one: I کہا no such thing!
Jacob: I thought I killed you!
Edward: -slaps forehead- just… get out of here…
Koolaid man: -walks away shamefully with no one-
Jacob: Ahem… Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I’M BACK! MUAHAHAHA!
Bella: Why?
Jacob: What?
Bella: Why? Why are آپ back?
Jacob: Oh… um. I told Charlie about the motorcycles.
Bella: That sucks.
Jacob: It should.
Charlie: BELLA! GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. FEELINGS!
Jacob: Mr. Feelings? What the hell?
Bella: He’s the only one that listens to me. He’s my best friend.
Jacob: Um.
Edward: Yeah. Um.
Bella: I have a lot of free time.
Edward: I’ve noticed.
Bella: Well, I’m gonna go now. See آپ guys later.
Jacob: No! That’s not supposed to happen! I’m supposed to go off, then Edward is supposed to comfort you.
Bella: Oh. Okay.
Jacob: I think this is my cue to leave. –Runs-
Bella: Oh, no! What did I do?!
Edward: I don’t know. What DID آپ do?
Bella: No! You’re supposed to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright!
Edward: Oh. It’ll be alright… -Hugs Bella awkwardly-
Bella: I feel all better now! Let’s go play Hide and Seek in the Meadow.
Bella: Screw my birthday, I don’t wanna grow up!
Edward: You’re like Peter Pan, except you’re a girl!
Bella: About that…
Edward: What?
Bella: Nothing.
Edward: Let’s go to my place.
Bella: Giving in? The perfect present…
Edward: Hell no! آپ think I’m weak?! WELL I’LL دکھائیں آپ WEAK! –Bends down to Bella’s neck-
Bella: Edward, wait for Victoria to kill me. She has مزید practice.
Edward: Let’s go inside!
Alice: Surprise! Big huge party to be celebrated سے طرف کی only 8 people! WOO!
Bella: I totally didn’t see this coming…
Esme: I baked آپ this wonderful cake! Since آپ are the only edible thing for the seven of us, you’ll just have to eat this yourself! And then we get to watch آپ grow as fat as Jessica! Isn’t that super? –Twitches-
Bella: …
Alice: Er… present time!
Bella: Thanks for the box of nothing, I deserve it. –Sobs-
Alice: God, you’ve never been so bipolar. IT’S A STEREO! CAN’T آپ TAKE A JOKE?! –Foams from mouth-
Bella: That was awkward.
Jasper: Cut the pain away!
Edward: What the hell Jasper?
Jasper: It helps me, even though no blade could even mark my skin. Rosalie’s fingernails sure are strong…
Cullens: …
Jasper: But seriously, Bella, cut the pain away. If آپ do it while I’m around, I’ll have the perfect excuse to jump you.
Bella: Being the non-selfish person I am, I’ll try that. Give me the اگلے present.
Esme: ہوم DEPOT!
Bella: Okay then… -gets paper cut-
Jasper: Can I eat آپ now?
Bella: Edward?
Edward: Nah. Not yet. Give me that piece of glass over there, please?
Bella: -Hands Edward glass-
Edward: Thanks. –Draws line with glass from elbow to hand on Bella-
Bella: What the hell, Edward!
Edward: Just taking Jasper’s advice…
Jasper: No one understands me! -Sobs in corner-
-The اگلے day-
Edward: Go into the forest while I forge your signature.
Bella: …
Edward: Do it before I rape you!
Bella: آپ already used that one on me in the last parody.
Edward: Fine. Uh… before I bring Jasper over to get all emo on you?
Bella: A little better. Work harder on your threats, though.
Edward: Go before I bring Oprah into this!
Bella: Aw, that was weak. I’m going, though.
-In the forest-
Edward: Bella, I’m leaving you.
Bella: No! Who will save me from my abusive father?
Edward: Paris Hilton. They don’t just teach آپ how to get off crack in rehab.
Bella: She doesn’t look like a Paris to me. I think her name should be Samantha.
Edward: Back to the point…
Bella: Which was?
Edward: I’m leaving.
Bella: Why?
Edward: You’ll find out later in the book.
Bella: …
Edward: Bye!
Bella: NOOOO!! -Has mental and emotional breakdown-
-4 months later-
Bella: Oooh, motorcycles. It’s like the hot wheels version of a bike. I’ll just go take them since they look مزید like computer chairs with headlights right now. –drives to Jacob’s-
Bella: Fix these bikes and I’ll pretend to like you.
Jacob: I’m hopeless, have no future, and am to stupid to recognize my family history, let’s go!
-In garage-
Jacob: آپ can sit in this piece of crap I call a car.
Bella: I feel special.
-At motorcycle riding place-
Bella: I hear Edward’s voice in my head.
Jacob: That doesn’t make آپ crazy at all!
Bella: He talks to me when I do dangerous things.
Jacob: Nope, no therapy needed…
Bella: I’m just… gonna go now…
Jacob: -Just stands there, talking to no one- nope, of course not! Hearing voices in your head? Definitely not insane! Completely normal!
No one: My parents really hate me to give me this name.
Jacob: At least your name isn’t ‘anybody.’ (A/N آپ would have to read my story ‘aim with the Cullens’ to really get this)
No one: I still think no one is worse.
Jacob: Screw you; we’re supposed to be talking about MY problems here!
No one: I thought we were talking about Bella’s.
Jacob: -Throws No one over a cliff- Back to my rambling…
-The اگلے day-
Bella: ارے Jacob, a guy asked me out on a sort-of group تاریخ and I don’t want to be alone even though there will be like 10 other people there. Wanna go with me?
Jacob: I have no social life of my own. Sure, why not?
-Movies at Port Angeles-
Mike: I feel sick.
Jacob: Shut up! Can’t آپ see I’m not watching the movie?!
Mike: -Runs to bathroom-
Jacob: Hahaha. GAY!
Bella: God, Jacob, you’re such a hypocrite about you’re orientation.
Jacob: True dat. Watching Mike pour his insides into the toilet through his mouth actually kind of turns me on.
Bella: …
Jacob: Let’s go home.
-At Bella’s house-
Jacob: I feel odd.
Bella: آپ look odd.
Jacob: That was a really gay comeback.
Bella: Shut up, asshole!
Jacob: I’m going ہوم before I explode into an oversized dog. Bye!
-The اگلے day-
Bella: -Calls Jacob-
Billy: ارے Bella.
Bella: Where the hell is Jacob?
Billy: God, Bella. Don’t go all bipolar on me. He uh… can’t talk right now.
Bella: Why does everyone keep telling me I’m bipolar?! And why can’t he?
Billy: Because he just turned into a mythical creature and will probably kill آپ if he see’s you.
Bella: …
Billy: I mean… just kidding?
Bella: Is Jacob a vampire?
Billy: …No! –Hangs up-
-One ماہ later-
Bella: Jacob, I’m just going to stalk آپ until آپ talk to me!
Jacob: We’re not دوستوں anymore, so fuck off!
-Later that night-
Jacob: Open the damn window!
Bella: Stalker…
Jacob: There’s a reason we can’t be friends.
Bella: Which is?
Jacob: -Dramatic pause- I’m a werewolf!
Bella: Oh no!
Mike: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
-Koolaid man bursts through wall-
Koolaid man: OH YEAH!
Everyone: …
Koolaid man: -Backs out of wall- (A/n I was watching Family Guy last night and I couldn’t resist putting that up there)
Bella: Could you, like, NOT eat people?
Jacob: What the hell Bella?! Do آپ think I’m a cannibal?!
Bella: Yes.
Jacob: …
Bella: I regret nothing.
-Valentines Day-
Jacob: I got آپ a box of candy hearts because I pity that آپ don’t have anyone to care for you.
Bella: These hearts taste like the chalk آپ use to draw on the sidewalk.
Jacob: I’m a REALLY good at sculpting things.
Bella: So I’m eating…
Jacob: Yes, Bella. آپ are eating دل shaped chalk.
Bella: I want more!
-The اگلے day-
Bella: I’m gonna go cliff diving to hear Edward’s voice!
Guy in passing car: Don’t jump! It’s not worth it! (A/N that actually happened to me once, me and my دوستوں were on this bridge and my friend was looking over the edge and a guy passed سے طرف کی in a car and کہا “don’t jump!” anyways, back to the story)
Bella: -Shrugs- This’ll probably kill me, here goes nothing! -Jumps-
Edward’s voice: Swim like you’re immortal!
Bella: -Passes out-
-At Jacob’s house-
Jacob: Harry Clearwater died.
Bella: Finally…
-At Bella’s house-
Jacob: Vampire!
Bella: Woo!
Jacob: Oh, HELL no! I’ve picked up your pieces and you’re just going to go right back to them?
Bella: Yeah…
Jacob: Just makin’ sure. See ya Bells!
Bella: -walks inside-
Alice: Bella?
Bella: Alice!
Alice: Bella!
Mike: Mike!
Bella: How are آپ still lonely?! Go find Jessica یا something! Can’t آپ see we were having a moment?
Mike: Jessica still looks like a pregnant Chris Crocker.
Alice: …
Mike: -Sulks- Fine. یا maybe I’ll just go hang out with Anybody… (A/N Again, read AIM story to understand)
Alice: Why are آپ still alive?
Bella: Why are you?! آپ were supposed to die like 80 years ago!
Alice: Ouch… that was cold, Bella.
Bella: I regret nothing!
Alice: Well, anyways, Edward’s about to die and we have to go save him.
Bella: Cool, where are we going?
Alice: Italy.
Bella: Sweet, road trip!
-In Italy-
Alice: Run, fat boy, run!
Bella: -trips, hyperventilates, sweats-
Edward: I’m in hell! It owns.
Bella: Not yet. آپ will be soon, though, I’m sure of it.
Edward: Nice to see آپ too.
Felix: Die, die, die!
Bella: um… ahh??
Felix: Be afraid, be VERY afraid…
Edward: Candy Mountain, here we come!
-In vampire city… thing…-
Aro: ارے girl!
Bella: Edward, آپ never told me Aro was gay.
Edward: There are a lot of things I didn’t tell you.
Aro: So, Edward, Who’s the lucky lady? -Winks-
Edward: I don’t feel comfortable about this…
Bella: I’m Bella.
Aro: Nice to meet you, Bella. I have to say, I’m jealous. No one could ever live up to someone as godly as him.
Bella: Finally, someone I can relate to!
Edward: Okay, ew. Are آپ gonna kill us یا not?
Aro: That depends.
Edward: On?
Aro: On.
Edward: On…
Aro: On!
Edward: Dammit, Aro! Are آپ going to slaughter us یا what?!
Aro: That depends…
Edward: Go on with it.
Aro: On if you’ll bite her.
Edward: Hell no! An eternity with… her?! -Shudders-
Aro: If آپ don’t I’ll kill you’re family.
Edward: One دن I’ll do it… eventually…
Aro: Fabulous. Oh, And Edward? Come back any time آپ want. –winks and giggles-
Edward: Um… no. –Picks up Bella like a football and runs-
-At Bella’s house-
Bella: Don’t leave me again! I still love you!
Edward: And آپ still smell good!
Bella: I never want آپ to leave again!
Edward: Never say never, Bella!
Bella: What are you, Barney? And آپ just کہا it twice…
Edward: Well piss off! I didn’t want you, anyway!
Bella: You’ll stay though, right?
Edward: I guess. I mean, I have no where else to live.
Bella: Score!
Edward: Don’t push it.
Bella: So are آپ really gonna change me?
Edward: Probably not.
Bella: Screw you. I’ll ask the others.
-At Cullen House-
Bella: Want me to become a vampire?
Rosalie: I’d kill myself before that happened.
Bella: It’s not even possible for آپ to kill yourself...
Rosalie: Shut up, bitch!
Bella: What are everyone else’s opinions on this?
Emmett: Dah… four? -Drools-
Esme: ہوم DEPOT!
Bella: Anymore fanfiction stereotypical answers?
Alice: SHOOPPING!
Jasper: Emo! EEEEMOOOO!! Cut the pain away! -runs to corner and cries while cutting wrists-
Bella: What about Carlisle?
Carlisle: I don’t really have a stereotype.
Bella: Oh.
Carlisle: So are we changing you?
Edward: No! We didn’t even get any real answers!
Bella: I know. But we are going to do what I want. I mean, I am the guest.
Edward: Screw it all, I’m going to Canada.
Bella: No! We have school tomorrow!
Edward: Oh yeah… Let’s go back to Charlie.
-At Charlie’s house-
Jacob: ارے Bella, I’m baaaaack… ڈن, اڑانا ڈن, اڑانا DUN!
Bella: Oh no!
Edward: Oh no!
Charlie: Oh no!
Koolaid man: Oh yeah!
Edward: Oh my god, NO! آپ can only do that on Tuesdays!
Koolaid man: No one told ME that…
No one: I کہا no such thing!
Jacob: I thought I killed you!
Edward: -slaps forehead- just… get out of here…
Koolaid man: -walks away shamefully with no one-
Jacob: Ahem… Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I’M BACK! MUAHAHAHA!
Bella: Why?
Jacob: What?
Bella: Why? Why are آپ back?
Jacob: Oh… um. I told Charlie about the motorcycles.
Bella: That sucks.
Jacob: It should.
Charlie: BELLA! GET IN HERE BEFORE I TAKE AWAY MR. FEELINGS!
Jacob: Mr. Feelings? What the hell?
Bella: He’s the only one that listens to me. He’s my best friend.
Jacob: Um.
Edward: Yeah. Um.
Bella: I have a lot of free time.
Edward: I’ve noticed.
Bella: Well, I’m gonna go now. See آپ guys later.
Jacob: No! That’s not supposed to happen! I’m supposed to go off, then Edward is supposed to comfort you.
Bella: Oh. Okay.
Jacob: I think this is my cue to leave. –Runs-
Bella: Oh, no! What did I do?!
Edward: I don’t know. What DID آپ do?
Bella: No! You’re supposed to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright!
Edward: Oh. It’ll be alright… -Hugs Bella awkwardly-
Bella: I feel all better now! Let’s go play Hide and Seek in the Meadow.
My eyes were opened when I first saw you,you made my دل skip a beat,I heard nothing but yours...your heart,Never have felt the way I feel about آپ in a century,I want آپ around me,but I'm in a dilema...you need to know
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every اقدام آپ make,every step آپ take,every word آپ say,every breath آپ take makes my دل ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella آپ need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since آپ are mine,I guess آپ could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
Chorus: Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist,every اقدام آپ make,every step آپ take,every word آپ say,every breath آپ take makes my دل ache,Oh Bella,Oh Bella it's hard to resist
I couldn't stop thinking about you,so oh,oh I revealed who I was,i could not hide, they say that's what happens when "two hearts collide" and I didn't believe until I experienced it,Does not change the fact that oh Bella آپ need to hear
(Chorus)
But now looking since آپ are mine,I guess آپ could say we are doing fine but Im still reserved ,you think Im obsurd for saying I have to be careful but the fact still remains...
(Chorus)
I Love Story that turned out to be REAL!! I BELIEVED!
Bella Swan
i have been with Edward for 2 years and i don't feel like our relationship is going anywhere, all we do now is have sex and that's mainly it. we were better of دوستوں than boyfriend and gorlfriend i mean before we got together we used to talk, hang out and everything. i miss it.
but resantly Edwrad has been distint i mean he comes knocking for me at 1 0 clock in the morning asking me do i want to go out. i can tell if he does that one مزید time Charlie is going to hit him, so for his benefit he better not do that again.
why do people change?
it's really bugging me. i see him all the time flirting with other girls, but if he caught me flirting with an another guy he would go mad and get all jealous.
why does he care? i mean if he can flirt with other girl's i'm sure i can flirt with other guys.
he is really starting to get on my nerves.
Do i love him?
Should i dump him?
i guess i'll find out soon enough. This is his last chance.
Edward Cullen
And I care why?
By: moolah
Chapter Two
(Twilight, I do not own you!! Sorry. Normal pairings and ALL HUMAN!!)
(By the way, Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s will be featured)
5 weeks later…
Whenever I look out the window, it’s opened, and the stench is unbearable. I want to die. I’ve been puking for like, 2 weeks. Every time I run into my bathroom I cry a little مزید than the first time, I puked. Then, I go into my living room, curl up in a ball, turn on the Hallmark movie channel, and watch sad movies, until Alice یا Rosalie finally get off their butts and come...
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By: moolah
Chapter Two
(Twilight, I do not own you!! Sorry. Normal pairings and ALL HUMAN!!)
(By the way, Edward and Bella’s P.O.V’s will be featured)
5 weeks later…
Whenever I look out the window, it’s opened, and the stench is unbearable. I want to die. I’ve been puking for like, 2 weeks. Every time I run into my bathroom I cry a little مزید than the first time, I puked. Then, I go into my living room, curl up in a ball, turn on the Hallmark movie channel, and watch sad movies, until Alice یا Rosalie finally get off their butts and come...
Bella's pov
Charlie had been prety bad for weeks but i just put it down to it being the winter man flu, until carlisle told me...
"Bella dont freak out but Charlie ain't good." Edward told me before i spoke to Carlisle, probible to worn me to keep my emotions locked up since i was only a سال old, my power still cept me bizzy.
Renesmee came walking not skipping
towords me witch was diffrent for her, so something must have been up with Charlie.
"Mum just do as dad says... آپ need your strength to keep calm for Charlies sake no one elses."
"can somebody just tell me what is going on already, you've been telling me to keep calm for Charlies sake but i'm starting to freak out because i don't have a clue what is wrong with him."
"Mum breath, calm down." Renesmee tried to calm me but the longer it toke for sombody to tell me what was wrong with my dad, I was getting wears.
Charlie had been prety bad for weeks but i just put it down to it being the winter man flu, until carlisle told me...
"Bella dont freak out but Charlie ain't good." Edward told me before i spoke to Carlisle, probible to worn me to keep my emotions locked up since i was only a سال old, my power still cept me bizzy.
Renesmee came walking not skipping
towords me witch was diffrent for her, so something must have been up with Charlie.
"Mum just do as dad says... آپ need your strength to keep calm for Charlies sake no one elses."
"can somebody just tell me what is going on already, you've been telling me to keep calm for Charlies sake but i'm starting to freak out because i don't have a clue what is wrong with him."
"Mum breath, calm down." Renesmee tried to calm me but the longer it toke for sombody to tell me what was wrong with my dad, I was getting wears.
