Chapter 20: “Who Needs A Werewolf for a Boyfriend When آپ Have a Vampire for a Best Friend…?
“Please turn to page 31 in your textbook,” Mr. Banner droned on, I couldn’t pay attention to another boring lecture. Although I had to absorb myself in something otherwise Nessie would give me that concerned look again. I really hated being the ذریعہ of everyone’s concern especially when they were putting themselves in such grave danger to keep me safe. “I am going to go get the video that we will be watching today, so starting reading this chapter and make sure that آپ all behave while I’m gone.” Mr. Banner joked, “Jeffrey آپ are in charge,” the classroom erupted into laughter as Jeff Crowley slapped up Andrew Newton. I had to giggle at the scene that was unfolding, honestly what was Mr. Banner thinking leaving one of the most irresponsible idiot at Forks High in charge of the class? Nessie looked at me and rolled her eyes as soon as Mr. Banner stepped out of the classroom Jeff crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at our table, “Hey, so we heard آپ ladies are coming to homecoming with some of the LaPush freaks Friday night.” Nessie suddenly became very angry, I noticed her hands shaking and her eyes became liquid gold. “Yes we are coming with our boyfriends and the only freaks even remotely close to La Push are آپ imbeciles.” The class burst into laughter and a few “oohs” as people were egging the fight on. I suddenly chimed in riding the waves of Nessie’s comments, “and may I ask who your lovely dates are?” They both looked down lost for words their faces red, Andrew chimed in, “dates are a waste of time,” Jeff jumped into rescue him, “yea, and there is no one good enough at this school.” Nessie had stopped shaking and was smiling at them through her gritted teeth, “Well perhaps آپ should consider acting your age for starters and then try lowering your standards a bit.” One of their buddies let out a guffaw and their faces became even redder. The rest of the class dissolved into shrieks of laughter, Nessie looked over at me and winked, “I’m so sick of those morons she whispered to me. I laughed, “tell me about it I have been stuck with them since kindergarten, and believe me they haven’t changed all that much over the years.” Nessie smiled at me warmly, “well I am glad that they have brightened آپ up a bit with their stupidity.” Nessie suddenly whispered to me, “Mr. Banner is almost back,” I smiled to myself and considered the benefits of having a vampire for a best friend as I acted as though I was overly absorbed in my reading as Nessie did. Mr. Banner walked in to see everyone goofing off and he looked over at our table, “Well apparently اگلے time I will have to leave Ms. Cullen and Ms. Stanley in charge,” he کہا as he threw Jeff a sharp look. Nessie and I snuck each other a private grin, as Jeff looked at us angrily. The rest of my دن flew سے طرف کی I was going to drive Nessie, and myself back to the Cullen’s afterschool so that we could go shopping for our homecoming dresses with her aunts. I met her at her locker, “So are آپ ready for five solid hours of shopping?” she asked glumly. I laughed at her, “Ness don’t آپ think that آپ are over exaggerating a bit?” She opened her eyes wide with a look of mock horror, “You really have no idea what آپ have signed up for do you? My aunt does not just run into one store, we will be shopping until the mall closes,” I looked at her and smiled a tiny smile, “you forget I never had this kind of opportunity, no mom, remember? I would love o دکان with them all night.” Nessie’s eyes became sorrowful, Aw Si In sorry I should have been مزید sensitive to that.” I hugged her, “its ok, آپ don’t have to walk on eggshells around me I'm a big girl I can handle it. آپ know I do love spending time with your family though, your aunts and grandma are wonderful! I love your whole family; I smiled a little “especially your aunt rose and Uncle Emmett they are really special, آپ know that right?” Nessie smiled at me, “They are…” She put the last of her کتابیں away and snapped her lock in place on her locker. When she shut it I jumped, Jeff was standing there. Nessie didn’t jump she must have known he was there. “Hi Jeff, what can I do for you,” she crooned in mock civility. His face was red, and his eyes were enraged, “Don’t آپ ever make me look bad in front of my دوستوں again,” Nessie smiled her brightest smile at him, “Aw Jeff, I can’t take credit for anything it was all you. Honestly, آپ didn’t need our assistance آپ did a wonderful job on your own.” I laughed out loud Jeff Crowley was very rarely put in his place especially not سے طرف کی a girl. “Shut up Cullen you’re a freak your whole family is a bunch of freaks.” All of the laughter left Nessie's face, her entire body clenched up and started shaking her eyes again became liquid topaz ,”What did آپ say,” she spluttered. “You heard me,” I groaned, “Aw come on Jeff leave hera lone what is your problem,” He turned ob me next, “My problem?” he asked condescendingly, “More like what is your problem, آپ act like آپ are her long lost sister یا something. آپ are both freaks.” He got right up in my face, “Maybe if daddy was around مزید آپ wouldn’t be dating a res' freak,” I felt the hot tears start to betray me as they stung my cheeks, “Jeff آپ are an asshole I whispered and turned to run. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Nessie walk up to him and get in his face, I didn’t hear what she کہا I was running blinded سے طرف کی my tears. I didn’t see where I was going bad I ran into someone. “Sienna, what’s wrong?” Jake had caught me. “This jerk is giving me and Nessie a hard time,” suddenly Jake looked concerned, “Where is she?” I looked behind me, “She was right behind me,” he followed my view and when he didn’t see her he muttered something vulgar, “I don’t think that Jeff will hurt her, “ I reassured him. “I’m not worried for Nessie, Sienna.” Jake and I ran back to Nessie’s locker سے طرف کی this point Seth had caught up with us, “why are آپ crying” he demanded. I didn’t answer him because I was trying to catch up with Jake. There was a small crowd gathered around Nessie’s locker. She had Jeff سے طرف کی his collar, held against her locker. “If آپ ever have an unkind word for her again آپ will be sorry,” she growled. Jeff’s eyes were wild, “Ok, ok, I’m sorry.” He کہا quietly, obviously disturbed she slammed him against her locker. “Do NOT apologize to me scumbag.” Nessie gestured towards me, my mouth hit the floor. “I’m sorry Sienna.” Jeff mumbled. “Easy Tiger,” Jake کہا with a twinkle in his eye as he pulled Nessie off of Jeff. Suddenly he looked over his shoulder he must have heard something “We need to leave now” he کہا in a severe tone. Nessie never took her eyes off of Jeff as we walked out of the building. I made the mistake of looking back though, and the look on Jeff’s face as he stared after us sent shivers down my spine.
“Please turn to page 31 in your textbook,” Mr. Banner droned on, I couldn’t pay attention to another boring lecture. Although I had to absorb myself in something otherwise Nessie would give me that concerned look again. I really hated being the ذریعہ of everyone’s concern especially when they were putting themselves in such grave danger to keep me safe. “I am going to go get the video that we will be watching today, so starting reading this chapter and make sure that آپ all behave while I’m gone.” Mr. Banner joked, “Jeffrey آپ are in charge,” the classroom erupted into laughter as Jeff Crowley slapped up Andrew Newton. I had to giggle at the scene that was unfolding, honestly what was Mr. Banner thinking leaving one of the most irresponsible idiot at Forks High in charge of the class? Nessie looked at me and rolled her eyes as soon as Mr. Banner stepped out of the classroom Jeff crumpled up a piece of paper and threw it at our table, “Hey, so we heard آپ ladies are coming to homecoming with some of the LaPush freaks Friday night.” Nessie suddenly became very angry, I noticed her hands shaking and her eyes became liquid gold. “Yes we are coming with our boyfriends and the only freaks even remotely close to La Push are آپ imbeciles.” The class burst into laughter and a few “oohs” as people were egging the fight on. I suddenly chimed in riding the waves of Nessie’s comments, “and may I ask who your lovely dates are?” They both looked down lost for words their faces red, Andrew chimed in, “dates are a waste of time,” Jeff jumped into rescue him, “yea, and there is no one good enough at this school.” Nessie had stopped shaking and was smiling at them through her gritted teeth, “Well perhaps آپ should consider acting your age for starters and then try lowering your standards a bit.” One of their buddies let out a guffaw and their faces became even redder. The rest of the class dissolved into shrieks of laughter, Nessie looked over at me and winked, “I’m so sick of those morons she whispered to me. I laughed, “tell me about it I have been stuck with them since kindergarten, and believe me they haven’t changed all that much over the years.” Nessie smiled at me warmly, “well I am glad that they have brightened آپ up a bit with their stupidity.” Nessie suddenly whispered to me, “Mr. Banner is almost back,” I smiled to myself and considered the benefits of having a vampire for a best friend as I acted as though I was overly absorbed in my reading as Nessie did. Mr. Banner walked in to see everyone goofing off and he looked over at our table, “Well apparently اگلے time I will have to leave Ms. Cullen and Ms. Stanley in charge,” he کہا as he threw Jeff a sharp look. Nessie and I snuck each other a private grin, as Jeff looked at us angrily. The rest of my دن flew سے طرف کی I was going to drive Nessie, and myself back to the Cullen’s afterschool so that we could go shopping for our homecoming dresses with her aunts. I met her at her locker, “So are آپ ready for five solid hours of shopping?” she asked glumly. I laughed at her, “Ness don’t آپ think that آپ are over exaggerating a bit?” She opened her eyes wide with a look of mock horror, “You really have no idea what آپ have signed up for do you? My aunt does not just run into one store, we will be shopping until the mall closes,” I looked at her and smiled a tiny smile, “you forget I never had this kind of opportunity, no mom, remember? I would love o دکان with them all night.” Nessie’s eyes became sorrowful, Aw Si In sorry I should have been مزید sensitive to that.” I hugged her, “its ok, آپ don’t have to walk on eggshells around me I'm a big girl I can handle it. آپ know I do love spending time with your family though, your aunts and grandma are wonderful! I love your whole family; I smiled a little “especially your aunt rose and Uncle Emmett they are really special, آپ know that right?” Nessie smiled at me, “They are…” She put the last of her کتابیں away and snapped her lock in place on her locker. When she shut it I jumped, Jeff was standing there. Nessie didn’t jump she must have known he was there. “Hi Jeff, what can I do for you,” she crooned in mock civility. His face was red, and his eyes were enraged, “Don’t آپ ever make me look bad in front of my دوستوں again,” Nessie smiled her brightest smile at him, “Aw Jeff, I can’t take credit for anything it was all you. Honestly, آپ didn’t need our assistance آپ did a wonderful job on your own.” I laughed out loud Jeff Crowley was very rarely put in his place especially not سے طرف کی a girl. “Shut up Cullen you’re a freak your whole family is a bunch of freaks.” All of the laughter left Nessie's face, her entire body clenched up and started shaking her eyes again became liquid topaz ,”What did آپ say,” she spluttered. “You heard me,” I groaned, “Aw come on Jeff leave hera lone what is your problem,” He turned ob me next, “My problem?” he asked condescendingly, “More like what is your problem, آپ act like آپ are her long lost sister یا something. آپ are both freaks.” He got right up in my face, “Maybe if daddy was around مزید آپ wouldn’t be dating a res' freak,” I felt the hot tears start to betray me as they stung my cheeks, “Jeff آپ are an asshole I whispered and turned to run. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Nessie walk up to him and get in his face, I didn’t hear what she کہا I was running blinded سے طرف کی my tears. I didn’t see where I was going bad I ran into someone. “Sienna, what’s wrong?” Jake had caught me. “This jerk is giving me and Nessie a hard time,” suddenly Jake looked concerned, “Where is she?” I looked behind me, “She was right behind me,” he followed my view and when he didn’t see her he muttered something vulgar, “I don’t think that Jeff will hurt her, “ I reassured him. “I’m not worried for Nessie, Sienna.” Jake and I ran back to Nessie’s locker سے طرف کی this point Seth had caught up with us, “why are آپ crying” he demanded. I didn’t answer him because I was trying to catch up with Jake. There was a small crowd gathered around Nessie’s locker. She had Jeff سے طرف کی his collar, held against her locker. “If آپ ever have an unkind word for her again آپ will be sorry,” she growled. Jeff’s eyes were wild, “Ok, ok, I’m sorry.” He کہا quietly, obviously disturbed she slammed him against her locker. “Do NOT apologize to me scumbag.” Nessie gestured towards me, my mouth hit the floor. “I’m sorry Sienna.” Jeff mumbled. “Easy Tiger,” Jake کہا with a twinkle in his eye as he pulled Nessie off of Jeff. Suddenly he looked over his shoulder he must have heard something “We need to leave now” he کہا in a severe tone. Nessie never took her eyes off of Jeff as we walked out of the building. I made the mistake of looking back though, and the look on Jeff’s face as he stared after us sent shivers down my spine.
i couldn't let myself even think for a سیکنڈ that i could ease Rosalies Pain.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
i never thought that anyone could, not even Emmett at his full best, and here i sit with everything she ever wanted, and i dont even want it. how could i be so selfish to tie the knot and give up the chance that i might regret for a long time adn might risk a wonderful friendship.
What about Alice, and esme? They may not have asked but i know they would pass up the oppurtunitie.
And what about myself. I've already had a baby, ive got a daughter, but i will regret this later too.
I have the most precious gift for a vampire in my grasp and idont want it, if only i could give it away.
What would Happen to me, if i did use this. would i die, really truely die,
and jacob, his pack wouldnt not agree. i cant please anyone.
"Bella" i tunefull voice whispered outside.
10 Ways to Annoy Emmett Cullen
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the دل with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the دل with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles.
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when آپ read the مضمون آپ just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the اگلے year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.
“He is also set to سٹار, ستارہ in the final Twlight film based on the کتابیں Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.
He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.
He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where آپ don’t know when it’s going to happen.
“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”