10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
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2.I went to do my first big movie when I was 17. I was in South Africa for three and half months, and I was سے طرف کی myself.
3.I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, "How did that happen?" I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon ٹوسٹ Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.
4.I've got a terrible memory -- I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I'm going to repeat myself!