1) I was pale before Twilight made it cool.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have مزید fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what آپ are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are آپ afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get ہوم for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** آپ Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties یا she will kidnapp آپ and force آپ to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give آپ a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- تاریخ a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell آپ that آپ smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an سیب, ایپل a دن keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) آپ don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did آپ say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward یا Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real سوال is Jasper یا Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would آپ think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 سال old man to be sneaking into an 18 سال old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives آپ Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
2) I drive like a Cullen.
3) Jacob could BEAST f*ck me ANYTIME!!!
4) Looks at Edward...Damn he's hot, Jacob walks up...Edward who?
5) Does someone need a Jasper hug?
6) When Emmett Cullen does pushups, he doesn't push himself up; he pushes the ground down.
7
Blondes may have مزید fun, but Edward prefers Brunettes.
8) "You're pale white...and ice cold...I know what آپ are" "Say it... Out loud." "A SNOWMAN!"
9) Having a pulse? ... So overrated.
10) "Are آپ afraid?" "No." "Then let's dance!"
11) Emmett: I have to get ہوم for the game. Alice: They lose. Emmett: F*** آپ Alice! F*** YOU!
12) This may hurt just a little. *Jane squeezes Bella's wrist.*
13) "And so the hienna fell in love with the pop tart."
14) Edward makes Peeping Toms sexy.
15) Dear Jacob: I win. Sincerely, Edward.
16) Note to everyone: go to Alice's parties یا she will kidnapp آپ and force آپ to go!
17) Edward can BUST my headboard, BITE my pillows, and BRUISE my body ANYDAY!
18) Do that again, and I will so give آپ a papercut in front of Jasper.
19) It’s all fun and games until someone gets a papercut!
20) Give blood- تاریخ a Cullen.
21) Forks: where sparkly men tell آپ that آپ smell delicious.
22) It’s thundery, which can only mean one thing. Speed dial my hunting team! We’re searching every field in a five mile radius!
23) If an سیب, ایپل a دن keeps the doctor away....SCREW APPLES! I WANNA SEE DR.CULLEN!
24) آپ don’t like Twilight? That’s okay. It’s ok if I stick your head in a blender as well, right?
25) I’m sorry, did آپ say something? It didn’t sound Twilight related, so I wasn’t paying attention.
26) Well they do say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and dogs are mans’ best friend!
27) My room is Edward-proof. Freshly greased window so it won’t stick, brand new pillows and high central heating. I even have that rocking chair he loves...
28) Who needs a boyfriend? We have Twilight.
29) I so don’t understand this whole ‘Edward یا Jacob. Who’s hotter?’ thing. I mean we all know the real سوال is Jasper یا Emmett. Who’s colder and sexier?
30) Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Twilight. So should you.
31) Screw Santa, I want Edward Cullen to come down my chimney!
32) Eat->Sleep->Read Twilight->Watch Twilight->Repeat.
33)I wonder if Edward and his family knew when Bella was on her period? Hmm... pretty embarrassing...
34) Some find Edward Cullen romantic. However, if he looked his actual age, would آپ think it romantic for an old, haggard, 110 سال old man to be sneaking into an 18 سال old girl's room to watch her sleep?
35) I can live without food, but I can’t do without my daily dose of Twilight.
36) Who needs a life? I have Twilight.
37) I'm not sleeping till I get a piggy back from Emmett!
38) Loreal Jasper- Because you're worth it
39) When Life Gives آپ Lemons, THROW THEM BACK AND DEMAND FOR EDWARD CULLEN!!!
40) If i get sick take me to Dr Cullen
41) Edward Cullen: The Other White Meat
42) Keep Calm and Love Twilight
43) Oh Hale No!
44) I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts, so I'm moving to Forks instead.
45) Forget a knight in shining armor, I want a vampire in shiny Volvo!
46) Team Edward, except when Jacob is shirtless...
47) Unconditionally and irrevocably Twilight obsessed.
Preface:
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
I lived alone in this neverending universe.
It wasn't fair being the only one of your kind. It wasn't fair to have no one to talk to یا relate to. I'm scared, even though I'm stronger than any other human یا animal, I had no choice of this life but sometimes i didn't mind it. I had forever to find a family یا friends, but i wasn't going to wait that long. I didn't have to wait really but I didn't wont those people to end up like me یا even worse I didn't want to kill them in the process. But if I wanted a better life than sitting around and wasting it I had to try, succeed یا not I would still keep trying.
I hope آپ like the start of my new story Midnight crest. Plz تبصرہ and rate.
Thanks for reading. Stepphy XD
1.I'm really afraid of getting hit سے طرف کی cars, like terrified of it. I'm terrified of crossing streets. I'm also very accident-prone... I think people aim for me.
2.I went to do my first big movie when I was 17. I was in South Africa for three and half months, and I was سے طرف کی myself.
3.I was just taking out my trash and I had, like, 300 cans of Diet Coke. It was just like, "How did that happen?" I don't even remember buying them. I also like Cinnamon ٹوسٹ Crunch. My addictions are pretty much the only things I consume.
4.I've got a terrible memory -- I end up repeating myself quite a lot. The only thing I can remember is that I'm going to repeat myself!