Twilight Series Article: آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

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آپ Know You're Reading Twilight Fanfiction When...

posted by pompeybabe

Lemons ... get it?

I found these on Tumblr ... thought they were funny (and pretty damn accurate).

This is a little graphic for those of آپ who shy away from this kinda stuff ;)

1. Bella is clumsy, shy and constantly bites her lower lip when she’s nervous

2. Edward finds her lip biting habits sexy

3. Edward is jealous, over protective and a bit controlling

4. Edward has a temper

5. Though there are no vampires and no werewolves, Human Edward can actually GROWL

6. Edward has the greenest eyes she’s ever seen and a panty dropping crooked smile

7. Edward always has velvety smooth, warm voice that turns to rough when he wants Bella

8. Bella has the deepest brown eyes and he can see to her soul through them

9. Edward has a monster cock that deserves an award and can put any other to shame ;)

10. Though some might think physically impossible, Edward can get hard in less than 3 سیکنڈ after seeing Bella only bite her lip

11. Tanya is a bitch

12. Rose is the coolest badass ever

13. Esme is always wiping tears from her eyes somewhere

14. Carlisle the kindest and most compassionate Doctor ever… unless you’re reading a SAVAGE story [Lorabell note: یا Emancipation Proclamation where he’s a straight up badass]

15. Unless it’s a sex marathon story یا a Dadward/Momella story, you’re gonna have to wait till they say “I love you” before sex

16. Edward always gets Bella to come only 2 سیکنڈ before him and both always happen explosively with white spots behind their eyelids

17. Alice is referred to as a pixie, loves Bella barbie and always takes her shopping against her will

18. No matter how long the story is یا what genre but you’ll ALWAYS find Edward in a towel somewhere with Bella there to drool over the V between his hips

19. Bella hates wearing heels, calls them “death traps” and they’re usually forced on her سے طرف کی Alice یا Rose

20. Edward has LONG fingers that can do wonders with موسیقی and Bella’s [*cough* and Lorabell’s *cough*] lady bits

21. Charlie is always always always fishing… I mean, dude get a life - no one fishes 24/7 not even in Canon

22. Jacob is bad. If he’s not bad, he’s gay. If he’s not gay, he’s a dog. Literally.

23. Mike is a douche. No matter what he does and how nice he is, he’s always a douche with a small dick

24. EVERY TIME Bella and Edward have sex, it’s better than the last and the best sex they have ever had. EVER.

25. Jake almost ALWAYS ends up with Leah

26. Rosalie always smacks Emmet on the back of his head… if she’s not around then it’s Esme

27. They always rip condoms with their teeth

28. At one time یا another you’ll find that “she/he saw something unreadable flicker in his/her eyes but it disappeared before she/he could see what it was”

29. The مصنف will almost always sneak in at least one book یا movie quote

30. When most normal people would have reached for the telephone and dialed 911, Bella is NOT freaked out سے طرف کی Edward watching her sleep

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How Bella and Edward met (my story)

posted by uniquezandy

Bellas POV
I am at school just like normal. I've been mainly chatting to my friends; but they got their own lives and boyfriends. And yet- I haven't got one. I am perfectly fine with that; but I can't help wondering what it would be like if I had one. Mike is just a good friend, so is Tyler and all the other guys at school, but Edward... was different. I met him on my first دن in class, (in bio,) cause we are parteners. But I don't know because we are kinda rivals in a way because he hates me for some reason. I done nothing to him, but he judges me before he even knows me. He doesn't speak...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 7~ [EIGHTEEN]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Seven
BuffyFaithfan1
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[EIGHTEEN]
    "He's a dead man!" Tabra blurted, and I swerved a bit on the road.
    "We need to get to him before they do."
    "This is borad دن light, he can't sneak past the guards like before." I was thinking outloud, and no one interrupted me. "He won't make it three steps with that weapon in his hand, and he'll be shot down."
    "Maybe not." Shropee said, and I turned a left curve.
    "What do آپ mean?" I asked her,...

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Jacob Gave Bella PAYBACK

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
link
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright آپ win!
*calls him*
Jacob: ارے its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 گھنٹہ Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [EIGHT]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[EIGHT]
We fixed up our suits and trained, and once we were done, it was almost time to go. We had an گھنٹہ and a half left until it was time to go, and I was ready. Nervous, but ready. As I looked myself over in the bathroom mirror, wondering if I looked good enough to pull being a female doctor off, I sighed. I was ready. I pulled my hair back into it's pony-tail, looked myself over once more, gave myself that positive nod and told myself we'd pass this test with flying colors!
"Yea,"...

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Renn and Micah's Life Chapter 7. (A continuation of Renn and Jakes Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

We sit down and I can instantly tell that Micah is uncomfortable. He looks around and then stares at the salt shaker.

"Whats wrong Micah?" I lean over and try to see what he is staring at.

"Why is there a dead bug in the salt?" His eyes widen as it starts to move.

He scoots his chair back slightly, and doesn't take his eyes off the beetle in the salt shaker.

He looks at me for a تقسیم, الگ کریں seccond and says, "Can we go somewhere else?" There is fright in his eyes and I feel symathetic for him. He has always hated bugs. He got it from me.

"Yes." I stand up grab my پرس, تھیلی and watch as he jusmps out...

Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 6~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Six
BuffyFaithfan1
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[SIX]
Two words. Two words was all Jerek کہا after Tabra told him what Shropee told us. "I'm in." Those two words confined our اگلے job. With those two words, I was scared. With those two words I knew this would come out in a disaster. Those two little words told me many things. And they asked the familiars: who, what, when, where, and why. Well, just for a سیکنڈ until those two words brought me back into the conversation. Two words was all it took. Two words brought me to my death.

Here's...

just a twist chapter 9

posted by mia1emmett

i dont know should this be the last chapter... ok ill see if i want to right مزید
Chapter 9
Embry:)
I remember that دن
I was on the stairs on my laptop typing away when Jacob ran through the doors. Edward growled for a سیکنڈ then he stood in shock. Jacob ran into Emmett’s face and was screaming:
Jake: “Emmett Embry imprinted on her”
Em: “who?”
Jake: “you know who!”
Em: “no he couldn’t have!”
Jake: “he did”
Em: “when?!”
Jake: “yesterday at the bonfire”
Em: “she was there?
Jake: “yeah”
Em: “Embry...

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Lie No Matter What Time,Tell The Truth Never(Chapter Three)

posted by moolah

Chapter Three:
Alice’s P.O.V:
As we pulled into the little hut we would be staying in we heard Bella whine. “Can’t we go to a hotel?” I shook my head, “No, Bella. We’re staying somewhere private!” She finally gave up whenever she saw her room. “Nice!” It was bigger than the outside appeared and on the side of the beach. The wooden frame was painted a light green that sparked in the light. The باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was well kept with a چیری, آلو بالو wood میز, جدول and a glass vase full of daisies on the table-top. My room was painted a very light گلابی like a powder room and had a queen sized bed. It...

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Lie No Matter What Time,Tell The Truth Never(sequel to True Lies,Teen Girls)Chapter One

posted by moolah

Chapter One:
Bella’s P.O.V:
I hit the coldness of Edward’s arms lovingly and with life. Alice had her business suit on and Rose was sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا اگلے to me and Edward. Alice was now on the phone with Renee’. “Yeah, that sounds great! Sure, Renee’.” Alice chuckled. “That sounds great! Alright, yes. Can’t wait! See آپ soon.” I rolled my eyes and looked up at Edward, “What did I just do?” His eyes twinkled in the light of the room. “Because آپ were being nice.” I laughed and looked down at the amazing ring that stuck to my finger. I grinned at it and kissed his...

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My Moon, My Man. Chapter 8

posted by AnonymousXXX

Chapter 8

Just thought I would give آپ some of Ethan’s point of view.
Ethan.

It pained me to leave her but I had to. I try to see and be in her dream but she wasn’t dreaming. This confused me and frustrated me than my great aunt Alice. She had to play dress up with my imprint NOW. Alana was stone, cold on the بستر unconscious. She was picking at my nerves and sending me over edge.
“Ethan آپ will survive. I know آپ don’t think so right now but آپ will because she needs you.” Edward was trying his best to keep me calm.
“How do آپ know? آپ can’t even read her mind. آپ also don’t...

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Unspoken

posted by jacob_lover5253

Here is Jacob's POV sorry I didn't post earlier my dad dragged me on a fishing trip. lol...but it was fun! :)

Chapter 16. (Jacob)

I can't believe Bella would be so stupid to do this. I heard her thoughts go away as she phased. She addressed the vampires سے طرف کی name. I heard her talking to them. "Tanya, Kate, Carmen, Elenazer nice to finally meet you." I heard her say. "I know آپ don't know me but I would have meet آپ sooner یا later. I'm Bella." She held her hand out for them to shake it. I growled. She could get herself killed. I tuned out what they were talking but I knew everyone was listening...

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When I Left-Chapter 1

posted by twilight_james

This story is also avaible on www.twilighted.net under the same name.
The only chapter from Edward's POV.
Disclaimer-You recognize, I don't own. Simple. Anything else=mine

I didn’t know how long it had been, since I had committed the atrocious deed. All I knew was that my chest had been carved open, and someone had wrenched my دل out. The pain was washing over my body in waves, each one worse than the last, each one dragging me further into my personal hell.
I heard a car come up the driveway. My hands clenched around the floorboards, ripping some of the up in the process, as my screams continued...

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'Eclipse' Has Biggest Wednesday-Night Opening Ever

posted by goldust

Looking for Download Twilight Eclipse Movie a مقبول movie released this week & we know you’re so excited to link with DVD Format,then you’re at perfect destination to download.here آپ can also Transfer Twilight Eclipse Movie download to watch on iPod,Zune,Dvd یا PSP

This weekend could go down in history as the Fourth of July when the vampires and werewolves took over. Based on preliminary figures from Wednesday night's opening of "Eclipse," Deadline Hollywood is reporting that the third "Twilight" movie is expected to have the best-ever midweek opening in history, with a $65 million...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWENTY-FOUR]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWENTY-FOUR]
(THIS IS JEREK's CHAPTER!!! LIKE, THE WHOLE CHAPTER IS IN HIS POINT OF VIEW!! ENJOY!!)
    Was I suppossed to be nervous like this? If so, I wasn't. If not, good, because I wasn't, as I just said.
    "Let's go, time for the reunion to go outside of this creepy place." I said, and we started for the secret لائبریری book case door.
    "Where do آپ think you're going?" The girl I saw turning the corner earlier asked me. Shit.
    "Uhh..."...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Seventeen?)

posted by moolah

"This was never going to end was it?"-This story takes during Eclipse

True Lies, Teen Girls:
Alice’s P.O.V:
“Umm, Mr.?” I asked the man upfront. He kept driving, “Yes?” “Can I talk…to my brother?” I asked. He grumbled then finally sighed, “I guess.” “Thanks.” “Whatever.” I sighed and looked over at Edward, “I didn’t do this.” He rolled his eyes, “Alice! When are آپ gonna realize that Charlie hates me.” I looked at him. “I’m never gonna get out. And I’ll NEVER see Bella again.” I shook my head, “Carlisle’s gonna bail us out, Ed.” Edward looked down, “Look, Ali. I love you. آپ know that. I always will...but…just...

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emmett cullen love story chapter 15

posted by karpach_13

آپ got done petting the dog and then saw the time it was 8 at night.
You: Sabrina dear it is time for bed.
She nodded and ran to the house. آپ laughed and went towards the house. آپ went in and put her to بستر after she was in her pajamas. آپ kissed her night and went to your room. آپ saw Emmett looking at a تصویر album.
You: Well, handsome what are آپ looking at?
Em: Oh just pictures and imagining آپ in a sexy outfit.
He smiled and آپ giggled and shut the door and went to him in no time. آپ kissed him and before آپ knew it آپ both were naked. (I am going to let آپ use your imagination)...

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emmett culen love story chapter 11

posted by karpach_13

آپ got there and saw Rose and Edward making out on the couch. آپ laughed and then cleared your throat.
You: Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Alice: Me either. This is very awkward.
They were staring at آپ guys now embaressed.
Em: Now that آپ both are done making out. Carlisle, Esme, and Jasper please get in here.
They got there in no time.
Carlisle: Yes Emmett.
Your thoughts: I hope they believe.
You froze again.
*Vision 3*
The little girl is still tied up and is being raped. She is screaming and crying. But, then he cuts her throat. She is bleeding to death.
*End of Vision*
You: Alice. It is getting worse....

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emmett cullen love story chapter 8

posted by karpach_13

آپ have been in so much pain with the burning going through your body. آپ feel like screaming and pouring water on your body to put out the fire. The thing that is keeping آپ sane is the pictures of your family. آپ only see them and that is what آپ think is pulling آپ through. آپ see all of their smiling face. But, now they are starting to disappear. No they can't disappear. All that آپ see now is darkness pure black darkness. آپ are so confused. آپ are trying تلاش for the تصاویر but, all آپ see is nothing. آپ still feel the آگ کے, آگ burning in you.
Emmett POV:
It has been 2 1/2 days...

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True Lies, Teen Girls(Chapter Thirteen)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
“What?” she asked Alice confused. “We’re…you; I and Edward are going to jail.” “What the hell, Alice?” I screamed. I wasn’t going to jail. Charlie would absolutely kill me. Kill me. I ran over to the phone and called Edward on his cell phone. “Whoa, whoa, Bella…you’ll disturb him and he’ll fr-e...” Edward had already picked it up, “Bella? Alice? Rosalie?” he asked. “Bella.” I answered. “Oh, hello my love.” I giggled, happily, “Yeah, umm are آپ almost done?” He appeared to be thinking, “Yes, love-let me finish up this elk and I will...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [SIX]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[SIX]
The اگلے thing I knew, was that it was only half-past midnight and Jerek was gone. I looked at the bathroom door and saw it was opened all the way. So, I got up, feeling groggy, and wondering where he went. I went into the kitchen, and noticed the place felt eerily quiet. The air was thick with death, and I could only wonder what happened. I passed through the meeting room, and saw it empty. I went into the kitchen, it was vacant too. I checked the bunkers and checked to see if everyone...