The floor feels cold against my feet. My thoughts going back to my گزشتہ actions. Passing out in the hospital, throwing up at my father-in-laws home. Could I really be, no no it is not possible. It's to early for us. We want a few years just the two of us. I can't be pregnant can I? Is that what Grandpa has known these past few hours? The door slams behind me as I rush to find my grandfather. I run into Jakes room.
"Grandpa I need to talk to آپ outside." I say breathlessly. He slowly walks towards me and places his hand on my shoulder.
"What is it Rennesme?" His serious voice taking place in his throat.
"Outside please?" I ask impatiently. He nods his head to signal he is folowing me. My feelings go from fear to excitement to worry and back to fear.
"Now what was it آپ needed to talk to me about."
"It is مزید of a سوال really." I say looking down. "Grandpa am I یا am I not pregnant and why am I not thirsty?" I blurt out quietly knowing my family is in the اگلے room over.
"Rennesme, آپ are pregnant with a child and it will be a normal nine ماہ pregnancy. Also because of your pregnancy with a human and because of your half human blood, your vampire side is somehow dying out." He states looking directly into my eyes.
"What do آپ mean dying out?" I ask my voice getting higher and higher as I spoke. How could my vampire side be dying out?
"Well i have not quite figured that out yet. I am thinking that it has to do with آپ sleeping with a human and both of your human genes combining to overpower your vampire side. آپ may Within the اگلے week have lost every bit of vampire آپ have." he says as he brushes my shoulder. He turns and walks back to Jakes room. Every bit of vampire in me? It can't be possible can it?
"Grandpa I need to talk to آپ outside." I say breathlessly. He slowly walks towards me and places his hand on my shoulder.
"What is it Rennesme?" His serious voice taking place in his throat.
"Outside please?" I ask impatiently. He nods his head to signal he is folowing me. My feelings go from fear to excitement to worry and back to fear.
"Now what was it آپ needed to talk to me about."
"It is مزید of a سوال really." I say looking down. "Grandpa am I یا am I not pregnant and why am I not thirsty?" I blurt out quietly knowing my family is in the اگلے room over.
"Rennesme, آپ are pregnant with a child and it will be a normal nine ماہ pregnancy. Also because of your pregnancy with a human and because of your half human blood, your vampire side is somehow dying out." He states looking directly into my eyes.
"What do آپ mean dying out?" I ask my voice getting higher and higher as I spoke. How could my vampire side be dying out?
"Well i have not quite figured that out yet. I am thinking that it has to do with آپ sleeping with a human and both of your human genes combining to overpower your vampire side. آپ may Within the اگلے week have lost every bit of vampire آپ have." he says as he brushes my shoulder. He turns and walks back to Jakes room. Every bit of vampire in me? It can't be possible can it?
My awesome 'other':
Edward آپ are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chocolate cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, آپ know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
Edward آپ are delicious,
I bet you'd be nutritious,
I reckon you'd be good to eat,
Quite juicy and quite sweet.
Tastier than any chocolate cake,
With hunger, my belly aches,
In a totally non sexual way.
Ha ha ha ha don't take this seriously guys. I'm not weird, honest. But Edward would be good to eat. Not that I would know... Nothing rhymes with delicious, آپ know... Except nutritious... So anyways, that's my latest bout of weirdness, I hope I've met my quota for the day.
bella: edward we need to talk.................................................
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't love آپ and i never have. the only reason why i married آپ was cuz آپ have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need آپ anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i کہا goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
edward: go ahead we have got all the time in the world.
bella: ok but i don't think your gunna like it.
edward: whats wrong
bella: its nothing really but i do have to say i don't love آپ and i never have. the only reason why i married آپ was cuz آپ have lots of money and cuz i wanted to be a vampire. now i have got that i don't need آپ anymore.
Edward: don't leave me.
bella: i have to cuz jacobs waiting for me in the car.
edward: thats my car
bella: buy a new one
bella: i am also taking renesmee with me. goodby edward. and thanks for the car
edward:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. not the car
bella: hu hum i کہا goodbuy edward
edward: o sorry goodbuy bella.
and so bella, renesmee and jacob lived happily ever after
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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