An serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga سے طرف کی Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.
The difference between being a Twilighter and being a Twihard, is that Twihards have embraced a new Twiligion... er.... I mean, religion based on Twilight. They live and breath Twilight. Most Twihards are for Edward and Bella. Therefore, those Twihards are all for true love & love at first sight. Point out one thing to a Twihard, and they can relate it to Twilight instantly. Savage and wild, they need every single thing to be perfect in the upcoming Twilight movie.
WAYS TO TELL IF آپ ARE A TWIHARD.
(Or at least, me being a Twihard myself, this is what I do)
1. آپ constantly check the Lex for new updates. Daily. (Six times an گھنٹہ for me.)
2. Twilight Tuesday is the most important دن of the week.
3. آپ dream of going to Forks, یا living in Forks.
4. آپ have urges to visit Italy.
5. It's sick, but آپ wish Vampires totally existed so آپ can marry one.
6. آپ refer to Twilight as "literary crack" یا a "textually transmitted disease"
7. You've supplied کہا literary crack to your friends, and wouldn't talk to them until they read the series.
8. Your پسندیدہ fruit is now a red apple.
9. Ruffled tulips are one of your پسندیدہ flowers.
10. Whenever آپ hear "Girlfriend" سے طرف کی Avril Lavigne, آپ can't help but replacing the words with "Edward is a Virgin"
11. When آپ grow up, one of your kids is going to be named Edward.
12. Your expectations on boys has suddenly shot through the roof.
13. آپ dream of driving a red 1953 Chevy Pickup, while your husband drives a silver Volvo s60 r.
14. آپ look up to the sky on a rainy day, and think "Damn I feel as if I'm in Forks!"
15. Your school projects all relate to Twilight in some way.
16. آپ love running to the Lex & yelling at other people.
17. آپ hate how Edward has a fattish, hairy chest while Jacob has a six pack.
18. آپ dream about killing Bella so آپ can تاریخ Edward.
19. If آپ could have one wish, it would be that آپ were Bella.
20. The perfect book covers have a black cover with something red in the middle of it.
21. آپ hate Jasper's hair, since it looks like the wig is about to pop off any minute.
22. All آپ want is everything to be perfect in the movie.
23. آپ have considered sprinkling glitter on your future/husband so آپ can pretend your with Edward.
24. آپ have seen a silver Volvo parked outside a store, and have either taken a picture with it and/or gone inside the store and look for Edward.
25. At Italian restaurants, آپ have ordered مشروم, کھنبی ravioli and a coke.
26. آپ know the real reason behind James going crazy is because Edward چرا لیا, چوری کی his cookies.
27. All of your دوستوں think آپ need to see a shrink.
28. Talking with random strangers about Twilight is fun!
29. آپ are willing to read Wuthering Heights, since both Edward and Bella have read it.
30. Edward Cullen is your (fictional) boyfriend.
31. You've tacked Cullen on to the end of your first name... just to see how it sounded.
32. You've forced your boyfriend/husband/best boy friend to read Twilight, and made them take Edward's actions to heart.
33. Your MySpace پروفائل is either dedicated to Twilight, یا has a huge portion of it dedicated to Twilight.
34. You've Photoshopped yourself & made yourself really pale, دیا yourself golden eyes, and bruises underneath your eyes.
35. آپ enjoy criticizing every aspect of the Twilight movie, since آپ know they are only taking out your پسندیدہ quote/scene just to annoy you.
36. When someone makes fun of Twilight, it's like they are making fun of you, and آپ jump into an argument with them about how Twilight kicks ass.
37. آپ have realized your mean when it comes to Twilight the book & the movie, but don't care, because your only doing it out of love.
38. It was the end of the world when they released the EW magazine cover, and آپ took one look at Edward & wanted to puke.
39. آپ felt betrayed when آپ found out Edward would drive a hatchback کے, hatchback, دروازوں والی بيک instead of the s60 r.
40. آپ refer to to Robert Pattinson as RPattz یا Spunk Ransom.
41. And finally, آپ are willing to spend hours on an essay/word/website that probably won't ever be read, just cause آپ want to talk about Twilight.
!with the useful help of a funny dictionary!
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon یا skewer)
Eyeshadow یا body shimmer یا pigment (the color آپ want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum جیلی in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum مزید lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes یا until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum جیلی (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until آپ reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon یا skewer)
Eyeshadow یا body shimmer یا pigment (the color آپ want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid
Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum جیلی in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum مزید lipgloss!)
2.Microwave for 5minutes یا until completely melted.
3.Take out the melted petroleum جیلی (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until آپ reach your desired shade.
4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.
5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)
yahhh!!
ok here are 10 reasons to hate him
1. he is rude
2. he dosent know what persanal space is
3. he makes bella chose
4. he fights dirty
5. he kisses her
6. he feels no shame
7. he breacks her hand (well his face is to hard)
8. he insulets edward
9. he is full of him shelf
10. he imprints on a 2 منٹ old
ok 10 reasons to love jacob black
1. he dident leave
2. he is sweet
3. he always runs around half naked
4. he is tall
5. he has a hot bod
6. he trys to protect her
7. he loves her
8. he forgives bella
9. he is hot
10. he is and always was her freind
ok i hate jacob black but i love jacob black tell me what آپ think
1. he is rude
2. he dosent know what persanal space is
3. he makes bella chose
4. he fights dirty
5. he kisses her
6. he feels no shame
7. he breacks her hand (well his face is to hard)
8. he insulets edward
9. he is full of him shelf
10. he imprints on a 2 منٹ old
ok 10 reasons to love jacob black
1. he dident leave
2. he is sweet
3. he always runs around half naked
4. he is tall
5. he has a hot bod
6. he trys to protect her
7. he loves her
8. he forgives bella
9. he is hot
10. he is and always was her freind
ok i hate jacob black but i love jacob black tell me what آپ think
