Memories
Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.
Gianna :: Barely.
Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.
Caius :: I agree.
Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.
Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.
Alec :: Yeah...
Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.
Me :: NO! آپ may not go back to Italy yet!
Jane :: Why is that?
Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*
Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!
Mysterious voice :: No we're not!
Gianna :: Who کہا that? *looks around*
Mysterious voice :: I did!
*mysterious موسیقی as Laura walks in*
Jane :: Oh. It's just another human girl.
Laura :: JUST another human girl? Your talking about Laura here. THE Laura. And I'm here to help! *fanfare plays*
Me :: Please don't.
Laura :: Please don't what? *confused look*
Me :: Please don't help me get Alec. Please don't play matchmaker.
Laura :: Why? Not like I'm going to mess things up.
Me :: Remember last time?
*flashback music*
Laura :: ارے Stephanie! Guess what I... Oops sorry what was it again?
Me :: It's guess what I heard.
Laura :: Got it. *coughs dramatically* ارے Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you. *winks*
Me :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura :: What's the line again?
Me :: *sighs and hands script* Read from that.
Laura :: *scans over sheet* What does this say? *tries to read small writing* I think that's a name that starts with a G.
Me :: G? *looks at paper and takes it* Oh man. I thought he used whiteout.
Laura :: Who used whiteout?
Me :: What the heck? How could someone mistake clear کوٹ for whiteout?
Laura :: Who starts with the G?
Alec :: Oh my gosh! آپ like someone besides me?
Me :: Arghh! Forget this! *takes out VCR*
Laura :: آپ have a VCR? Where'd آپ buy it?
Me :: eBay...
Laura :: Really? What's your account?
Me :: LiLxLiLzLiLxxLiL
Laura :: ارے that's my دوستوں account!
Me :: Um... We share.
Laura :: آپ know my friend that lives in Portugual?
Me :: Maybe...
Laura :: Stop lying.
Me :: Fine! I چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my brother again! Just leave me alone! *pushes play button*
Laura on VCR :: ارے Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you.
Me on VCR :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura on VCR :: I'm not! Just come on! *drags me to Emmett*
Emmett on VCR :: Hi. Do I know you?
Me on VCR :: No but I know you!
Laura on VCR :: We're just some obsessed stalkers that stalk آپ wherever آپ go.
Me on VCR :: I'm not a stalker!
Laura on VCR :: Fine. But آپ are obsessed... with Emmett. *whispers* So I heard آپ liked her? Is this true?
Emmett on VCR :: Um... no offense but eww. *walks away*
Me on VCR :: *hits Laura on the head* Thanks alot. Time for my new obsession... ALEC!!
*back to real-ish world*
Laura :: Oh... yeah. Now I remember.
Alec :: So it was you! *points at Laura* You're the one that made this girl go all obsessed!
Laura :: Well love to stay but... DON'T KILL ME!! *runs away*
Jane :: *rolls eyes* Humans.
Me :: I know. Humans. *rolls eyes too*
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
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Aro :: Well that was a satisfing meal.
Gianna :: Barely.
Aro :: *ignoring Gianna* Tourist taste way better though.
Caius :: I agree.
Me :: Well emos cut themselves... They don't have as much blood as everyone else.
Aro :: *sighs* Good waste of blood.
Alec :: Yeah...
Jane :: Can we go now back to Italy? I want some fresh blood.
Me :: NO! آپ may not go back to Italy yet!
Jane :: Why is that?
Me :: Because Alec is not my mate yet. *tear*
Jane :: Well we're going to be waiting here forever!
Mysterious voice :: No we're not!
Gianna :: Who کہا that? *looks around*
Mysterious voice :: I did!
*mysterious موسیقی as Laura walks in*
Jane :: Oh. It's just another human girl.
Laura :: JUST another human girl? Your talking about Laura here. THE Laura. And I'm here to help! *fanfare plays*
Me :: Please don't.
Laura :: Please don't what? *confused look*
Me :: Please don't help me get Alec. Please don't play matchmaker.
Laura :: Why? Not like I'm going to mess things up.
Me :: Remember last time?
*flashback music*
Laura :: ارے Stephanie! Guess what I... Oops sorry what was it again?
Me :: It's guess what I heard.
Laura :: Got it. *coughs dramatically* ارے Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you. *winks*
Me :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura :: What's the line again?
Me :: *sighs and hands script* Read from that.
Laura :: *scans over sheet* What does this say? *tries to read small writing* I think that's a name that starts with a G.
Me :: G? *looks at paper and takes it* Oh man. I thought he used whiteout.
Laura :: Who used whiteout?
Me :: What the heck? How could someone mistake clear کوٹ for whiteout?
Laura :: Who starts with the G?
Alec :: Oh my gosh! آپ like someone besides me?
Me :: Arghh! Forget this! *takes out VCR*
Laura :: آپ have a VCR? Where'd آپ buy it?
Me :: eBay...
Laura :: Really? What's your account?
Me :: LiLxLiLzLiLxxLiL
Laura :: ارے that's my دوستوں account!
Me :: Um... We share.
Laura :: آپ know my friend that lives in Portugual?
Me :: Maybe...
Laura :: Stop lying.
Me :: Fine! I چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my brother again! Just leave me alone! *pushes play button*
Laura on VCR :: ارے Stephanie. Guess what I heard? Emmett likes you.
Me on VCR :: No? Really? Stop lying.
Laura on VCR :: I'm not! Just come on! *drags me to Emmett*
Emmett on VCR :: Hi. Do I know you?
Me on VCR :: No but I know you!
Laura on VCR :: We're just some obsessed stalkers that stalk آپ wherever آپ go.
Me on VCR :: I'm not a stalker!
Laura on VCR :: Fine. But آپ are obsessed... with Emmett. *whispers* So I heard آپ liked her? Is this true?
Emmett on VCR :: Um... no offense but eww. *walks away*
Me on VCR :: *hits Laura on the head* Thanks alot. Time for my new obsession... ALEC!!
*back to real-ish world*
Laura :: Oh... yeah. Now I remember.
Alec :: So it was you! *points at Laura* You're the one that made this girl go all obsessed!
Laura :: Well love to stay but... DON'T KILL ME!! *runs away*
Jane :: *rolls eyes* Humans.
Me :: I know. Humans. *rolls eyes too*
O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~O~
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BTW شامل میں my spot! link
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
Source: link
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
Source: link