For all آپ guys that have been waiting, here's Issue 4! I don't know if it's as good as the others, it;s getting hard to come up with ideas! Please تبصرہ and tell which topics/specific ones are your favourites so I can make them better! Love you!
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson مزید than Taylor Lautner, but ارے I’m not complaining, it means مزید Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when آپ can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
آپ say human. I say vampire.
آپ say blue eyes. I say gold.
آپ say hot. I say ice cold.
آپ say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do آپ score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can love آپ forever.
Jasper’s جملہ معیاری – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten سے طرف کی mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten سے طرف کی Cullens all دن long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Vampires – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a space heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when آپ can ride on the wolves?
People who tell آپ not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned بھیڑیا will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his شرٹ, قمیض off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope آپ liked them guys, please rate, تبصرہ and look out for the اگلے issue in about a fortnight x
I love آپ FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
-Bella and Edward should sooo not be together. I thought Bella didn’t like anything cold and wet? Well Edward is certainly ice cold, and he is so soppy he could be the King of wetness.
I so don’t understand why people like Robert Pattinson مزید than Taylor Lautner, but ارے I’m not complaining, it means مزید Tay-Tay for me-me!
“Ouch, a papercut” (looks around) “Ouch, a papercut!” (Louder) (Looking annoyed) “ A papercut!!!” “Damn it Jasper where are you?!”
Why choose when آپ can have warm hugs in Winter, and cool ones in Summer.
I’m getting a bit annoyed okay, don’t make me go all ‘volturi’ on you!
آپ say human. I say vampire.
آپ say blue eyes. I say gold.
آپ say hot. I say ice cold.
آپ say Edward Cullen’s a freak. I attack you.
Who do we have to pick a team? I’m gunna be Team Twilight, that way it covers all sexy men!
I wanna be that lamb...
Twilight started off one person’s dreams... Now it’s everyone’s dreams!
Hmm... I believe there is a new scoring system for guys... How do آپ score in these categories?
Sparkly /10
Cold /10
Dangerous /10
Bonus – over 100 years old?
Jacob Black may be too hot, and Edward Cullen may be too cold, but together they’re oh so perfect ;)
I’m Team Edward because only a vampire can love آپ forever.
Jasper’s جملہ معیاری – Humans are friends, not food.
It rains here loads – so where are the sparkly vamps?
Why do we have to bitten سے طرف کی mosquitos on holiday? Can’t we be bitten سے طرف کی Cullens all دن long? Now that, I wouldn’t mind.
Edward Cullen taught me maths, I know what the square root of pi is!
Vampires – The only species to end a relationship over a papercut!
Addicted isn’t quite the right word, just a little obsessed maybe... okay a lot!
Just bought a space heater for the winter, gunna name it Jacob ;)
I want a guy with a pulse, who DOESN’T sparkle and isn’t freezing all of the time! Hmm... Jacob it is!
Why run with vamps, when آپ can ride on the wolves?
People who tell آپ not to leave your window open, you’re so wrong!
I don’t go cliff diving to have hallucinations of an ugly man who isn’t even real, I do it hoping that a sexy tanned بھیڑیا will save me!
The hotel in Forks is all booked up? No problems, I’m sure there’s some room in the little red house in La Push ;)
Jacob’s got me howling all right!
‘Tis the season for Jacob Black/Edward Cullen! Fa la la la la la la!
I want to ‘la push’ all Twilight haters of a cliff! Ha Jacob won’t save them... let’s hope Victoria happens to be nearby.
In the movie theatre when watching New Moon, everyone screamed when Jacob took his شرٹ, قمیض off. But Edward definitely didn’t have the same effect!
Hope آپ liked them guys, please rate, تبصرہ and look out for the اگلے issue in about a fortnight x
I love آپ FanPoppers!
xxx AliceRoxx xxx
Remesee's pov.(she's 16)
I walked down the dimly lit halls to enduer another سال of 9th grade . Somethims never growing up has it's dis-advanages." Remesee Cullen pay attention" Mrs.Zedong yelled to me as I stared out the window. I wandered into my room after school and waited till my parents came ہوم from collage."Nessie, wanna go hunting with your anut Roselie and me" mom asked from down stairs. "Sure" I called back coming down the stairs. We ran into the forest ,jumped over the river and stated hunting .
When we got hom Jacob was talking to dad ,mom ran to talk to grandma, and aunt Roslie and uncle Emett whent in to their room . "Nessie wanna go down to La Push with me" Jacob called when he saw me walking into the house. "Can I" I asked dad " be back سے طرف کی 7:30 no later " he agreed . Yes !! Now i dodn't have to lisen to mom and dad doing it today
I walked down the dimly lit halls to enduer another سال of 9th grade . Somethims never growing up has it's dis-advanages." Remesee Cullen pay attention" Mrs.Zedong yelled to me as I stared out the window. I wandered into my room after school and waited till my parents came ہوم from collage."Nessie, wanna go hunting with your anut Roselie and me" mom asked from down stairs. "Sure" I called back coming down the stairs. We ran into the forest ,jumped over the river and stated hunting .
When we got hom Jacob was talking to dad ,mom ran to talk to grandma, and aunt Roslie and uncle Emett whent in to their room . "Nessie wanna go down to La Push with me" Jacob called when he saw me walking into the house. "Can I" I asked dad " be back سے طرف کی 7:30 no later " he agreed . Yes !! Now i dodn't have to lisen to mom and dad doing it today