Twilight Series Article: 22 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do NEW LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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22 things emmett cullen is not allowed to do NEW LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by badvamps

Once again here i another فہرست of 22 things emmett cullen is never allowed to do
1. emmett is not allowed to tell bella that the reason edward never had a boyfriend before her was he was gay
2. emmett is not allowed to dress as rosalie then tell the schools principle that hes family urges him to be مزید like rosalie
3. emmett is not allowed to run through the house dressed as superman then jump out the window
4.emmett is not allowed to tie jacob up and hold a sign saying free dog
5.emmett is not allowed to wear a cape to school that says i چرا لیا, چوری کی this from Aro Volturi on the back
6. shout free burgers at a L.A weight loss center
7. announce that Esme killed John.F.Kennedy thats why they moved to forks
8. emmett is not allowed to set Wal-mart on fire
9.emmett is not allowed to tell Aro that Caius is gay
10.emmett is not allowed to say that Carlisle robbed a bank
11. emmett is not allowed to tell people that Jasper is emo and cuts himself
12. emmett is not allowed to enroll the whole family including bella into therapy
13. emmett is not allowed to stalk Charlie
14. emmett is not allowed to run through school saying OH MY GOD HES HITTING ON ME!! pointing at jasper
15. emmett is not allowed to buy all the warewolves shock collars
16. emmett is not allowed to throw a grenade a jasper while yelling WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!
17. Emmett is not allowed to pretend to be rosalie on a dating website
18. emmett is not allowed to randomly burst into tears about how horrible he feels about killing bella
19. emmett is not allowed to رپورٹ carlisle as a suspected terrorist
20. emmett is not allowed to walk around school in a برداشت, ریچھ costume saying آپ are what آپ eat
21.emmett is not allowed to call the police and say he saw large guns in the back of edwards volvo
22. emmett is not allowed to politely inform jasper that the north won the war

3434girl, CullenProperty and 4 others like this

smg09 did u make this all up or did u get it 4m somewhere cus its not really all that funny no offense

DWLoverTBCEDT I thought they funny, I could totally see Em doing them

badvamps lol thankd

CullenProperty 4, 11, 14 & 20 are the best! :) i can totally see em doing most of those too!

xXSweeneyXx Lol 4 and 9 XDD

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Bella سوان, ہنس Bio

posted by MissCupcake

Bella Swan

Name: Bella Swan

Type: Human-later Vampire

Special Ability: Shields herself and others from mental attacks

About Them: Isabella "Bella" Marie Swan, later Isabella Marie Cullen, is an average, clumsy, accident-prone girl who moves from Phoenix, Arizona, to Forks, Washington, to live with her father, Charlie. Though many boys are attracted to her when she arrives, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious boy she discovers to be a vampire. Desperate not to lose him, Bella vows to stay with Edward, even if it means turning into a vampire herself, despite Edward's wishes. In an effort to...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 11

posted by twilight-7

Rosalie’s POV

Alice was waiting on the porch for me. She jumped up and down when I stopped in front of her.
“Maid of honour!” she squealed. Her elfin face was lit up with delight. “How do آپ feel?”
I felt strange. I had despised the idea of this wedding from the moment it had passed Edward’s lips he was to wed this human. Of course I’d aired my گیا پڑھا مرتبہ on this wedding but it had only ended disastrously. Edward was furious when he found out. Jasper had to calm him down and Emmett restrained him.
“She is doubtful as it is, Rosalie, without help from you!” He had shouted at me. “Why...

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Taylor Laughtner AKA Jacob Black

posted by Saritaswims

Snap out of it!!!!!

Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!

As soon as آپ hear Twilight آپ think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and کہا u never thought of that

He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good فلمیں like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper سے طرف کی the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16

So اگلے time آپ hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent

With the most respect & love for twilight fans=^_^=

LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS

SARITASWIMS AKA SARA

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Let’s Re-Read New Moon Together! Chapter 4

posted by lexie2635

We are on chapter 4 of our countdown that means 21 مزید days until the release of New Moon. شامل میں us سے طرف کی reading a chapter a دن together. So in order to help pass the time while we wait for New Moon to be released, I will continue to post a thread everyday for each chapter in the book, counting down the days until the official release of the film on November 20th.

Chapter 4: Waking Up

“Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget”

But not really. Bella is never truly awake, she continues to be in the same lifeless downward spiral and who can blame her? Her very core of existance has abandoned...

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Jacob and Renesmee Life...chapter 1...

posted by House_Of_Night_

Everyone writes about Jacob and nessies life, so i thought i'll give it a try, so i hope u enjoy. rate and تبصرہ if u can. thanks!
sorri this is a bit long, i'll try and cut it down!!

Nessie’s POV…

…Dartmouth…

I found out that I got into Dartmouth college today. I was sure that Dad had something to do with it, but he promised me he didn’t do anything, but dad was a good lair so I had to take his word. I lay there, looking at Jacob’s happy, sleeping face. I stroked his cheek, softly. I kissed his forehead, and got out of bed, carefully, making sure I didn’t make a noise. I wasn’t...

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A CURSED STORY CHAP:5

posted by joe-edwardfan

Chapter 5:B pov
I woke up and looked at my new purple alarm clock it کہا 2:00 pm
-shit!
I was late again,I jumped off my بستر and stretched then walked to the bathroom and washed my face, I walked to my giant dresser and focused on what to wear, Hmmm the brown tank سب, سب سے اوپر goes with my black jean and the new ہار I got from accessorize and my black converse, and I'm all set!
I rushed to my car and forgot to grab a Hershey bar and drove to the mall
While I was driving I checked my watch again and 2:15 I still have 15 mins to the Saturday sale good thing I really want that black bag! Hmmm this is...

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Jacob and Renesmee's Life -- Chapter 10

posted by BiteMeCullen107

“Jacob!” I was yelling from the bath room. I was in مزید pain than I ever thought was possible. It felt like something was clawing its way out of my stomach. This couldn’t be possible I’d been pregnant for only a couple of months. “JACOB BLACK GET آپ پچھواڑے, گدا UP HERE!” I was screaming so loud I thought Jacob would go def. He ran into the bath room and kneeled down beside me. “What’s wrong?” “I need to get to grandpa.” He picked me up and drove me to the house and carried me in.

“What’s wrong with her?” My mother came rushing to my side. “Mom stop just get grandpa.”...

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Twist of Fate: The End

posted by twilightGGlost

Bella's POV

I looked up from the سوفی, لٹانا where Edward held me and ran out of his arms.

"Alice!" I cried as I squeezed her small frame that would probably ed up giving me bruises. "Edward why didn't آپ say anything?"

"Sorry love, I was a little...preoccupied." Edward suddenly whispered in my ear. It was a reunion for Edward and Alice too. The two of them hugged each other gently because I was still sandwiched between them. Alice kissed my check gently.

"I saw آپ returning and making up! I told Esme and Carlisle and they're already packing.." She کہا with exuberance before Edward interrupted.

"Wait."...

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What would of happened if Edward didn't save Bella in Twilight from Tyler's Van!!

posted by twilight_james

Just thought I'd write this, please ignore the typos!!

(Edwards POV)

"No," Alice gasped, and I saw it all, only a fraction before it happened. Tylers van, skidding across the ice, taking a too sharp turn. And then I saw it, coming into realtiy, the وین turning, Bella gasping and pinning herself on the truck, paralysed سے طرف کی fear. It would of been easy to know the trajectory of the van, even without Alices visions. I ran to save her, but Alice held me back.
"Don't آپ dare expose us," she hissed, just as Japser was coming out of the buliding.
The وین hit her then, and I پگھلانا, سودھنا her blood leaving her...

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secrets chapter 18

posted by bella01

[still BPOV]

he leaned closer to me.his face was only a few centimeters from mine.when i realized what he is trying to do.so i tried to fight him.when he is about to kiss me,i moved my head which made him kiss my neck not my lips.i immediately regret that because he is opening his mouth now preparing to bite.i tried to fight but he is too strong for me.i do not want to give up but i have no other choice so i just decided to wait for the pain to start.i closed my eyes and pressed my lips together.i waited but there is no pain.i opened my eyes and saw darius staring at me.then someone pulled him...

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Imprinted? Chapter Fourteen

posted by twilight_fan_8

The اگلے morning I woke up early for school. Really, why must I wake up early when I have to wake up early in the first place? Today I have to do something about Edward, I have decided. I probably will not go to school. I need help from Alice because I do not know what to do.

Ring. Ring. Ring.

It's my phone ringing and I see the name Alice flashing on the screen. It's as if she read my mind.

"Alice, I need help," I said.

"Help?" she sounded startled.

"What do I do about Edward," I moaned into the phone.

"Oh, thank goodness I thought something happened that I missed. I do not know what to do about...

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Dark Moon Chapter 10 (Bellas POV)

posted by GothicGirl0525

End of Chapter 9:

“Its fine Love, Let’s get back and figure this out. Love, آپ know آپ can talk to me about anything right?”
“Yes I know. I just needed time to think without having to worry about Jasper felling my Emotions یا Everyone looking at me and I think the family needed آپ and Neisse needs آپ to pick her up so I thought آپ were needed there مزید than here with me.”
“Okay but don’t be scared to ask to talk. Let’s get ہوم until Neisse gets very worried and Alice and Emmet come looking for us.” He کہا with a make shudder .I laughed.
“Okay....

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secrets chapter 15

posted by bella01

[BPOV]

i can't think straight.i don;t know what is happening to me,every time i think of how to escape,every time he is telling me that he love me,edward's face keep popping inside my head.every time i am thinking of not being with him i feel empty.i think i really like him,no,i love him.

"who is he"darius shouted.

i didn't realized that i spoke the last part of what i am thinking.

"i told آپ before i will never love you.i love someone else"i said

who is he?"he asked angrily

"is he one of your new family?"he asked

i did not answer.

"i will kill them all"he کہا angrily

"i will not let آپ hurt any...

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"Full Moon" سے طرف کی The Black Ghosts lyrics{TWILIGHT SOUNDTRACK}

posted by LinaJC

{#2 TRACK ON TWILIGHT ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK)
when the thorn بش turns white that's when I'll come home
I am going out to see what I can sow
And I don't know where I'll go
And I don't know what I'll see
But I'll try not to bring it back ہوم with me

Like the morning sun your eyes will follow me
As آپ watch me wander, curse the powers that be
Cause all I want is here and now but its already been and gone
Our intentions always last that bit too long

Far far away, no voices sounding, no one around me and
you're still there
Far far away, no choices passing, no time confounds me and you're still there

In the full moons light I listen to the stream
And in between the silence hear آپ calling me
But I don't know where I am and I don't trust who I've been
And If I come ہوم how will I ever leave

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The Darkening ( Alternative Version of Eclipse)

posted by paniclover21

PLEASE COMMENT! TELL ME IF I SHOULD WRITE MORE! THANKS :D

Enough Bella, I’m not going to write notes anymore like a bunch of سیکنڈ graders. Your living the life آپ want to and now آپ have to deal with the consequences. I can’t handle this anymore. I’m protecting myself from getting hurt so don’t call, don’t write, and don’t even think about me! If I need to talk to آپ for any reason, I will get a hold of YOU. It won’t happen anytime soon so don’t hang out سے طرف کی the phone یا anything….

Jacob

I slowly dropped the rain soaked note back onto the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ table. Well if Jacob wanted...

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Breaking dawn my story chapter one

posted by fanpire39

1 the test reasults

Please tell me what آپ think .

Edward and I had just came ہوم from our honeymoon. Sadly I'm still a human.=( I don't see why he doesn't just change me . I've married him but no he says that would be selifish ....blah blah blah .

While I was thinking edward pulled my hand "time to get on the plane"he said.On the plane I was having very bad tummy cramps .I wasn't worried.

When we got to the Cullen house , alice was looking at me funny . When i went to the bathroom and came out she was in the bathtube wacthing me.

"Alice what do آپ what "
"let's get out of edward's hearing...

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My Midnight Sun [edwards point of view] part 2

posted by BellaCullenHale

Edward and Bella

This is harder than i thought to write this one,so bare with me.It's kinda edgey compared to my others.Enjoy!

THE اگلے DAY
FORKS HIGH SCHOOL
Here I am.In biology.Waiting for her to come in.
My classmates used to me being absent.As for,i nor my family can't go out into the sunlight [we can,just not where humans can see ].Or when were hunting.
Then the pain came once again.It wasen't that bad now since i'd hunted.Her milky brown eyes looked angry mixed with hurt,from my behavior.
''Hello.'' i greeted her.About to fully introduce myself.If I was going to do this.I may aswell do this right.After all,its...

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Life is for Living (Esme's POV)- Chapter 11- Adventure

posted by alicecullenrox1

Chapter 11- Adventure

I woke up screaming in the middle of the night. Tom was quick to come and make sure I was all right. I assured him I was then stared at the ceiling. I really wasn’t all right. I don’t think it was possible for anyone in this situation to be anywhere near all right. I laid there the remainder of the night, jumping at the slightest noises out یا inside.

The اگلے morning Abigail walked in. “Tom is getting everything ready to get آپ safely transported to Lilly’s,” she told me sitting on the end of the bed. I nodded, looking out the window. “Is there anything I can...

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Moonlight chapter 13

posted by Rob_patt_fan

“I think these are enough for today Bella… آپ did a good job!”

I smiled as I cleaned the blood from my face. But the thirst was now appearing! And I knew I needed مزید but I tried not to hunt some other poor animals! We were in the house and it was around midnight when everyone came around me and Edward, and stood with smiles on their faces. I looked at each one of them; Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Jasper, Emmet and Carlisle.
Now… they were my family!

“We have a surprise for آپ two!”

Edward looked at me with an unreadable expression… I knew that the surprise was Alice’s idea but I didn’t...

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Dark Moon ( Bellas POV) Chapter 2

posted by GothicGirl0525

Chapter 1
]Bella? Bella? BELLA? Are alright? Listen to me?”” Alice yelled at me. She’s starting to get worried and I could see that when I opened my eyes but when I opened my eyes I knew I saw relieve.
“Alice I’m fine. کلیم down please. Your scaring Neisse. I sorry I must of gone into Deep thought. I’ve been doing that lately. A little too much. I’m really sorry Honey.”I کہا while trying to کلیم both of them down and holding my daughter in my lap in the car,
“Oh well sorry Neisse I shouldn’t of reacted like that. I should have known آپ were fine....