Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINE]
I let him leave, and I didn't leave the room until five منٹ later. I felt so sorry for Jerek, I felt like crying too. But I didn't. I gathered my mixed feelings, and I walked out of the room, past the group of talking people, through the double doors, and heard Tabra behind a curtin with H on it in a big black letter outlined in maroony-red. Shroppe's hospital room, definitely.
"Tabra?" I said, and he was bending over backwards, jumping up and down, running in place. "What are آپ doing?"
"Shropee fixed me!" He smiled.
"Ha, ha, I can see that. How?"
"I have this special gun, kind of like a glue gun, that shoots out healing liquids that go on gel and swell up like shaving cream. The ingrediants eat away the skin, go in and heal it, and speed the healing process from three to four weeks to sixteen seconds." Shropee said.
"Whoa! I need some of that."
"Not sold in stores," She said, and we laughed. "It's a special thing I do here for the alliance. Whenever آپ get wounded, since آپ are one of us now, I can heal آپ with this anytime. And, anywhere, if I'm on the job." She turned around and started putting stuff away.
"Where's Jerek?" Tabra asked.
"I'm not sure," I turned and saw Jerek coming back down the steps.
"Hey, Jerek," Tabra called.
"Hey, Tabra." Jerek came down and started talking to Tabra.
I left them to it, figuring I could help Shropee with her work. "Need help?"
"Yes, if آپ don't mind. Just file these according to color," She handed me a stack of papers in random different colors. "Then, if آپ are really good with orginization, file them under last name, alphabetically."
I laughed. "Got it, Shropee!"
I started filing away, and got pretty good at it too.
Volume Three
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[NINE]
I let him leave, and I didn't leave the room until five منٹ later. I felt so sorry for Jerek, I felt like crying too. But I didn't. I gathered my mixed feelings, and I walked out of the room, past the group of talking people, through the double doors, and heard Tabra behind a curtin with H on it in a big black letter outlined in maroony-red. Shroppe's hospital room, definitely.
"Tabra?" I said, and he was bending over backwards, jumping up and down, running in place. "What are آپ doing?"
"Shropee fixed me!" He smiled.
"Ha, ha, I can see that. How?"
"I have this special gun, kind of like a glue gun, that shoots out healing liquids that go on gel and swell up like shaving cream. The ingrediants eat away the skin, go in and heal it, and speed the healing process from three to four weeks to sixteen seconds." Shropee said.
"Whoa! I need some of that."
"Not sold in stores," She said, and we laughed. "It's a special thing I do here for the alliance. Whenever آپ get wounded, since آپ are one of us now, I can heal آپ with this anytime. And, anywhere, if I'm on the job." She turned around and started putting stuff away.
"Where's Jerek?" Tabra asked.
"I'm not sure," I turned and saw Jerek coming back down the steps.
"Hey, Jerek," Tabra called.
"Hey, Tabra." Jerek came down and started talking to Tabra.
I left them to it, figuring I could help Shropee with her work. "Need help?"
"Yes, if آپ don't mind. Just file these according to color," She handed me a stack of papers in random different colors. "Then, if آپ are really good with orginization, file them under last name, alphabetically."
I laughed. "Got it, Shropee!"
I started filing away, and got pretty good at it too.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have مزید fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the ڈیسک in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy یا McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".