Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
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[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one دن while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a چھری at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the چھری fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he helped me stop them from harming me. We killed them before they killed me, even there leader Haus. But, when Tabra was stabbed with a sword سے طرف کی Haus, I took him to the hospital after shooting Haus in the face a few times. On the TV screen in the waiting room was the news, and they were interviewing Haus. Haus is alive, and if he's a live, I don't know how much longer I will be alive....
I've met a wonderful guy, his name is Jerek, and we are kind of a thing now. He took Tabra and I under his wing, and now that Tabra and I are apart of Jerek's alliance team, we will take down Haus once and for all. We shall win the Final Fight victoriously!
[INTRO]
"You ready for the Final Fight?" Jerek asked me.
"Everyone is asking me that, and actually, I am. But, when it comes to the time of Haus being killed, آپ get to kill him." I کہا and he looked at me with a smile.
"Good." He کہا and kissed me once more.
"Night," I کہا after our lips parted, rolled over, and fell asleep in Jerek's arms.
[ONE]
THE اگلے MORNING: I woke up to Jerek rubbing my arm.
"Morning," I کہا and turned to greet him.
"Morning, Cydnee." Oh my god! It's not Jerek, it's Haus!
Haus rolled ontop of me, lifted a چھری up past his head that was dripping blood, and said. "I just killed that poor man of yours. Ha! Jerek is no longer your boy-toy, missy!"
Haus brought down the knife, and struck it right into my chest.
Volume Four
BuffyFaithfan1
_______________________________
[PREVIOUSLY]
Hi, my name is Cyd, short for Cydnee, and one دن while I was grocery shopping, a former member of the Death Clan of the Fallen threw a چھری at my head. I ducked behind my cart, and ran out of the store once I saw the چھری fly into a bunch of egg cartons. I went home, told my friend Tabra about it, and he came rushing over. He helped me get out of the aftershock feeling, and when we were eating chicken sandwhiches, mine was coated in poison. We then went to his apartment, knowing that if one little sandwhich was poisoned, that the rest of the house might be rigged with traps ready to spring and pronounce my death. We went to his hotel room, and we discussed how we are gonna get the Death Clan of the Fallen off of my back. I figured out that Tabra is an ex-member of the Death Clan of the Fallen, and he helped me stop them from harming me. We killed them before they killed me, even there leader Haus. But, when Tabra was stabbed with a sword سے طرف کی Haus, I took him to the hospital after shooting Haus in the face a few times. On the TV screen in the waiting room was the news, and they were interviewing Haus. Haus is alive, and if he's a live, I don't know how much longer I will be alive....
I've met a wonderful guy, his name is Jerek, and we are kind of a thing now. He took Tabra and I under his wing, and now that Tabra and I are apart of Jerek's alliance team, we will take down Haus once and for all. We shall win the Final Fight victoriously!
[INTRO]
"You ready for the Final Fight?" Jerek asked me.
"Everyone is asking me that, and actually, I am. But, when it comes to the time of Haus being killed, آپ get to kill him." I کہا and he looked at me with a smile.
"Good." He کہا and kissed me once more.
"Night," I کہا after our lips parted, rolled over, and fell asleep in Jerek's arms.
[ONE]
THE اگلے MORNING: I woke up to Jerek rubbing my arm.
"Morning," I کہا and turned to greet him.
"Morning, Cydnee." Oh my god! It's not Jerek, it's Haus!
Haus rolled ontop of me, lifted a چھری up past his head that was dripping blood, and said. "I just killed that poor man of yours. Ha! Jerek is no longer your boy-toy, missy!"
Haus brought down the knife, and struck it right into my chest.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
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9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
Source: link
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