1. آپ consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. آپ can repeat quotes from the book سے طرف کی heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related پرستار art and/or پرستار fiction stories.
4. آپ are currently debating with your دوستوں about who's Team آپ are on.
5. آپ never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time آپ hear thunder, آپ wonder if some place, somewhere, vampires are playing baseball.
7. آپ have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. آپ tried to enroll in the Forks High School because آپ were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, آپ act our scenes from the کتابیں and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many یا all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. آپ would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, بھیڑیا Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; آپ would let Carlisle یا any of the Cullens, Volterra یا Nomads change آپ into a vampire if possible.
13. آپ want Jacob, Embry, Quil یا any member of the بھیڑیا Pack to imprint on you.
14. آپ walk around mumbling the quotes from the کتابیں because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. آپ can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. آپ want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, آپ just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your dogs after Jacob and his بھیڑیا Pack members.
20. When آپ have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the بھیڑیا Pack, the Volterra یا maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if آپ love Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the dogs for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so آپ can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle آپ frequently.
25. آپ LIVE سے طرف کی the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a میمنے, برہ & lion and see how things go...
27. آپ sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When آپ see shiny, silver Volvos, آپ scream like a پرستار girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving وین just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think آپ wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever آپ hear wolves howling, آپ wanna go jump out of your skin and شامل میں them.
24. آپ wake yourself up at night سے طرف کی screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. آپ get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. آپ try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes آپ hear voices in your head...
28. آپ threw New Moon at the دیوار when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same دیوار when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... آپ jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... آپ threw the book at the دیوار when Edward came back.
32. آپ didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. آپ NEVER let your دوستوں drive drunk.
34. آپ also NEVER forget to give your دوستوں that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. آپ bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's یا a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. آپ wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. آپ wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails یا taking آپ on shopping sprees any دن of the week.
40. آپ would gladly get food in Rosalie's hair.
41. آپ want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, آپ will.
43. آپ would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. آپ would gladly be affected سے طرف کی the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire یا werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the بھیڑیا Pack, Cullen family, Volterra یا Nomads are free to kidnap آپ whenever they please!
49. آپ feel like nobody understands آپ because nobody listens to آپ any مزید because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other دن when آپ adopted that stray dog, آپ could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but آپ named him after Jake anyways.
51. آپ own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. آپ either like your men cold, dead & sparkling یا hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. آپ tell people to wait a سیکنڈ so آپ can restart your دل very frequently.
55. Your good at reading minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who love آپ dearly.
57. آپ wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen یا Jacob Black is.
58. آپ consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme کہا so!
59. Or, آپ consider yourself part of the بھیڑیا Pack because it was just implied سے طرف کی Emily.
60. آپ have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red یا آپ have سونا contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. آپ hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your دوستوں pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring آپ because all آپ can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind reading and mind controlling processes.
64. If آپ reading a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes آپ yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" یا "Jake would have NEVER done that!" یا "Carlisle would have saved him." یا "Emmett could have picked that up!" یا "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" یا "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." یا "Jasper could have made him calm down." یا "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene یا character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If آپ go مزید than two to five منٹ without talking about Twilight, آپ get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. آپ have cliffed dived.
68. آپ have made one of your guy دوستوں build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so آپ could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, آپ would offer up yours.
70. آپ get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling آپ that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. آپ would LOVE to go grizzly برداشت, ریچھ hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. آپ would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and یا all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series یا watched the movies, but because آپ have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. آپ wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When آپ smell wet dog, آپ tend to look around in case Jacob یا one of his بھیڑیا Pack members is behind you.
77. آپ don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at آپ and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. آپ sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, آپ call Renesmee سے طرف کی her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and آپ plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. آپ wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, آپ wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. آپ would (or strictly wouldn't) شامل میں the Volterra.
84. آپ wish the foreign vampires could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. آپ really wanted Bree to live.
86. آپ thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. آپ would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell آپ how your دن will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put آپ in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, آپ would have!
91. آپ consider yourself a different Team than Edward یا Jacob, یا آپ have strict rules to your Team Edward یا Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two یا مزید punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. آپ didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. آپ thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. آپ have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads یا بھیڑیا Packs almost every day.
96. آپ never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best موسیقی ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal آپ read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write مزید پرستار fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any یا all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so مقبول Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor یا therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & دوستوں یا merely keeping آپ from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad آپ are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. آپ can repeat quotes from the book سے طرف کی heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related پرستار art and/or پرستار fiction stories.
4. آپ are currently debating with your دوستوں about who's Team آپ are on.
5. آپ never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time آپ hear thunder, آپ wonder if some place, somewhere, vampires are playing baseball.
7. آپ have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. آپ tried to enroll in the Forks High School because آپ were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, آپ act our scenes from the کتابیں and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many یا all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. آپ would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, بھیڑیا Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; آپ would let Carlisle یا any of the Cullens, Volterra یا Nomads change آپ into a vampire if possible.
13. آپ want Jacob, Embry, Quil یا any member of the بھیڑیا Pack to imprint on you.
14. آپ walk around mumbling the quotes from the کتابیں because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. آپ can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. آپ want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, آپ just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your dogs after Jacob and his بھیڑیا Pack members.
20. When آپ have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the بھیڑیا Pack, the Volterra یا maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if آپ love Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the dogs for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so آپ can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle آپ frequently.
25. آپ LIVE سے طرف کی the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a میمنے, برہ & lion and see how things go...
27. آپ sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When آپ see shiny, silver Volvos, آپ scream like a پرستار girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving وین just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think آپ wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever آپ hear wolves howling, آپ wanna go jump out of your skin and شامل میں them.
24. آپ wake yourself up at night سے طرف کی screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. آپ get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. آپ try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes آپ hear voices in your head...
28. آپ threw New Moon at the دیوار when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same دیوار when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... آپ jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... آپ threw the book at the دیوار when Edward came back.
32. آپ didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. آپ NEVER let your دوستوں drive drunk.
34. آپ also NEVER forget to give your دوستوں that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. آپ bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's یا a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. آپ wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. آپ wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails یا taking آپ on shopping sprees any دن of the week.
40. آپ would gladly get food in Rosalie's hair.
41. آپ want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, آپ will.
43. آپ would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. آپ would gladly be affected سے طرف کی the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire یا werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the بھیڑیا Pack, Cullen family, Volterra یا Nomads are free to kidnap آپ whenever they please!
49. آپ feel like nobody understands آپ because nobody listens to آپ any مزید because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other دن when آپ adopted that stray dog, آپ could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but آپ named him after Jake anyways.
51. آپ own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. آپ either like your men cold, dead & sparkling یا hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. آپ tell people to wait a سیکنڈ so آپ can restart your دل very frequently.
55. Your good at reading minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who love آپ dearly.
57. آپ wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen یا Jacob Black is.
58. آپ consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme کہا so!
59. Or, آپ consider yourself part of the بھیڑیا Pack because it was just implied سے طرف کی Emily.
60. آپ have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red یا آپ have سونا contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. آپ hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your دوستوں pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring آپ because all آپ can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind reading and mind controlling processes.
64. If آپ reading a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes آپ yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" یا "Jake would have NEVER done that!" یا "Carlisle would have saved him." یا "Emmett could have picked that up!" یا "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" یا "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." یا "Jasper could have made him calm down." یا "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene یا character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If آپ go مزید than two to five منٹ without talking about Twilight, آپ get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. آپ have cliffed dived.
68. آپ have made one of your guy دوستوں build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so آپ could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, آپ would offer up yours.
70. آپ get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling آپ that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. آپ would LOVE to go grizzly برداشت, ریچھ hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. آپ would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and یا all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series یا watched the movies, but because آپ have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. آپ wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When آپ smell wet dog, آپ tend to look around in case Jacob یا one of his بھیڑیا Pack members is behind you.
77. آپ don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at آپ and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. آپ sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, آپ call Renesmee سے طرف کی her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and آپ plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. آپ wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, آپ wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. آپ would (or strictly wouldn't) شامل میں the Volterra.
84. آپ wish the foreign vampires could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. آپ really wanted Bree to live.
86. آپ thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. آپ would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell آپ how your دن will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put آپ in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, آپ would have!
91. آپ consider yourself a different Team than Edward یا Jacob, یا آپ have strict rules to your Team Edward یا Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two یا مزید punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. آپ didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. آپ thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. آپ have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads یا بھیڑیا Packs almost every day.
96. آپ never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best موسیقی ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal آپ read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write مزید پرستار fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any یا all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so مقبول Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor یا therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & دوستوں یا merely keeping آپ from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad آپ are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
