Chapter Five:
Rose’s P.O.V:
From: Rosalie Hale (White_Rosesand.red@grape.com)

To: Emmett Cullen (Emmett_Cullen_Brother@rabidorange.net)
Subject: Honey no where!
Dear Emmett,
Hey! We are somewhere nice n’ private. No one will come after us and آپ aren’t finding us! So, just give up. I swear if آپ go and try to find us…when I see آپ you’ll want a hockey mask helmet. So shut the hell up and just leave it be. Love you, R!

“Can someone make me lunch?” Bella pleaded. I rolled my eyes and logged onto my سیکنڈ e-mail account:
Username: KatyPerryMusic_Rosalie@tsi.com
Password: ******************
Yeah, I know I have a long password: iaminlovewithemmett. It popped up: ’70 new messages’. I sighed and hopped up off the chair and went over into the fridge. I grabbed the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن tub and threw it at Bella who was looking threw my e-mails. She squealed as she found an e-mail from someone:
From: Sapphire Pearl (s.evil.against.R_H@twice.com)

To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: And Hate
Hey, bitch! It’s someone named…Sapphire Pearl…a.k.a: Jessica Mono. I’m your evil enemy. My whole world revolves around hating you! Alright, now I am going to your house! Bye bitch, Rosalie! Farewell! See آپ in my suicidal dreams-Sapphire Pearl.

From: Sienna Pearl (Sienna_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: آپ کتیا, کتيا (chapter one: bitch)
This is your official story about a کتیا, کتيا named Rosalie shitty Lillian کتیا, کتيا Cullen. Chapter One: Bitch:
Rosalie laughed as she wrote ‘Rose is a bitch’ on her window. “Yay, I’m a کتیا, کتيا house!”

Hope آپ like! –your personal کتیا, کتيا house hell stalker of Rosalie Hale…happy کتیا, کتيا hell shit house day!

Bella snickered as she opened the jar of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and grabbed a spoon. She shoved the spoon in the PB and sucked on the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter. “Yum!” she کہا as she clicked another e-mail open; this one was from “Alice”. We skipped over it as we looked at all 70 e-mails and found three مزید from the Pearl’s.

From: Perry Lee Pearl (PLP_Pearl@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Bitches XD.
Hey, کتیا, کتيا lee! It’s Perry (Jess) and I noticed that آپ reported me after آپ signed up for twice. Aww, poor Sienna. She just wanted to kill آپ and your life. Please think about and you’d think it’s amazing…which it is...
Bitches and Roses,
Perry.

From: Jocilenn Pearl (Candyandbutter_XDJoc@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: Come on bee!
Love to hate آپ and…oh that’s it! آپ will die bee! Bye-J.

From: Angie Pearl (Ap_Ap_Ang@twice.com)
To: Rosalie Lillian Cullen (Cullen_Lillian_Rose.8@tsi.com)
Subject: None…except die bitch!
Yes, this is the کتیا, کتيا company. Thanks for…nothing and your lifeless human. We’re at OC too…bye,
Ap_Ap_Ang!

I groaned as I shut off the computer and turned on the news:
*enjoy-J=Jason and H=Holly*
J: Hello, this is Jason Mollie from CNN.
H: And I am, Hailey Carline. This is the CNN news!
J: Yeah, and our latest story is about stalking through e-mail.
H: Yes, our latest victim is a young female named Rosalie Lillian Cullen.
J: *nods* Yes, she is a victim سے طرف کی a family called the Pearls.
H: Yes…here is the picture of a Pearl who continues to harass young Rosalie.
J: We’ll be right back with مزید news on ‘Computer Safety, 101’.
*commercial break*
“Shit, now I’ve gone public!” I scream. Alice laughed as she cut up some carrots for Bella to dip in the PB. Bella rolled her eyes as she snatched the remote from me and turned on ‘Teen Mom’. Alice brought a تالی, رکابی in with carrots on سب, سب سے اوپر of it and a few pieces of Bubble Gum. Bella took it and dipped it in the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter. Her phone beeped as she bit off the carrot. “Growl.” She کہا as she answered it. “Hello?” she asked her mouth full of مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter. I took the remote away from her and turned Scooby Doo on.
Bell’s P.O.V:
I bit off my carrot again as I listened to Edward talking about how he wanted me to come home. “Edward, just let it go. I’m having fun! Let me, R, and A be.” “What are آپ eating?” he asked. I scrunched my nose up, “What?” “What are آپ eating?” “Carrots and مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter.” He gagged. “Where are you?” “Somewhere.” I کہا and bit into another carrot. “Somewhere where?” I rolled my eyes, “Bye! Love you.” I hung up. Rosalie chuckled and found ‘The Bounty Hunter’ on DVD and popped it in. We all snuggled into the سوفی, لٹانا and watched. In the credits we sang the ending song, ‘Your Love is My Drug’. We all laughed when it was over as Rosalie sauntered over to put another movie: ‘Salt’; in. Then I heard, “I found you.”

Who found who? WTF? Huh? Thanks for reading.

Dis-Dis-Claimer:
I do not own the Twilight Characters.
I never will.
Not Edward.
Not Jacob.
Not Bella.
Not Alice.
Not Rosalie.
Not Jasper.
Not Emmett.
Not Carlisle.
And certainly not Esme.
I just ~worship~ them.
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