Part I
I waited for edward and the cullens to دکھائیں up
My i phone کہا 8:30. They're late. I had my bag.I saw a figure wearing black leather love the leather.She looked evil.
Who the hell are you!?! Iasked
Your worst nightmare demon.
Hold on a damn منٹ one my family is fighting vampires and two I've been slayer evil[U]VAMPIRES
before آپ could see your first stake!ANd who the hell do u think آپ are my great grandmother's lover gabreil وین helsing!
NO I'm Kick YOUR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE/DEMON SLAYER!
Then the volvo appear I'm going to kill edward WHat took آپ so long!
Theres anew force of EVIL VAmpires
worse than james
yes worse than james
Edward this is buffy I'm uh sorry about the remarks I just that slaying evil vampires is in my family i get overworked.
s'okay
آپ could help us if آپ promise not to kill me Because i carry half of my fathers genes یا any of the cullens because they are actually good vampires!
got it
Edward can we stop سے طرف کی mc donalds it's getting dark and i hungry
can't آپ just wait until we get ہوم and hunt some elk
EDWARD I WANT A BURGER!
okay seesh
Edward Anthony Masen Cullen آپ will do یا so be I tell emmett about your fuzz گلابی diary
Its red
گلابی I کہا in a sinsong
fine آپ win I hate it when آپ do that
I know thats why i do it
Thanks my super sexy vampire!