Twilight Funnies

AN:Things I own, six bucks and a Dr. Pepper. Things I don't own, Twilight, Edward, Rob, I think آپ get the picture. سے طرف کی the way, if آپ got that joke drop me line. I love Gee.

Why hello agian! I know, it hasn't even been that long. That's great right. I would just like to give a quick thanks to all my reviewers. I love hearing from آپ guys and repling. I'm not gonna lie, it makes me feel good. Big thanks also goes to State of Delusion for making this readable. Also, big thanks to Batgirl8968 and Multicolored Eyes from PTB for their help.







Chapter 5

When Anger Shows?



In that moment آپ realize,...

here آپ go



As the two people hurried towards me I could finally tell there was a woman and a man but other than that nothing, it was nearly pitch black down that alley so I couldn’t see much. The people finally reached me and the woman crouched down, she placed one cold hand on my arm and began to speak.
“Oh Honey آپ look frozen, are آپ ok?” The woman’s voice was beautiful like موسیقی her concern was obvious.
“Em, Give me your coat” The woman said, I’m guessing she کہا it to the tall guy behind her as we were the only three people there.
“Huh, What?” The man’s booming voice...

A/N: I wrote this silly little fic awhile back and I really liked it even though it wasn't very long.


It’s On

“Jake, are آپ sure آپ want to do this?”

I couldn’t help the grin that spread across my face at the question. We were lounging around in the living room of the Cullen house and Nessie was staring at me, a laugh hidden in her smile. It should have hurt that she was questioning my judgment, but I couldn’t blame her on this particular subject. If I was her, I would be asking the same question… was I absolutely nuts? Of course, now that I had agreed to this I couldn’t back...

For reasons as of yet unknown, Fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting لنکس from this site will cause آپ to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted Fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning آپ against posting...

BPOV:

Enjouy :)

Chapter 6:

    “Hello Daughter” Says my scary excuse for a father responded. His voice always holding that evil glint and never the loving touch I always longed for as a young girl. “Isabella, how have آپ been?” He asked, trying to sound sweet but failing.
    “Charlie how about آپ and I get one thing straight shall we?” I asked taking a deep breath and continuing before he could say anything. “I am not your daughter. The right of آپ calling me your daughter was taken away the دن آپ decided to hit me.” I stated, pausing...

Forbes: Highest Earning Actors 2010: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

By Twilight_News |

Forbes has ranked the highest ranked actors in 2010 based on the amount of money that their films made. As آپ might expect Leo DeCaprio and Johnny Depp are on سب, سب سے اوپر of the list; however, after that, the فہرست is heavily represented سے طرف کی actors who are under 30. Robert Pattinson comes in number 7 and Kristen Stewart comes in number 8.

According to Forbes:

Robert Pattinson: $749 million
The Twilight films have been perennial earners, so it’s no surprise to see Pattinson on this list. He ranks above his costar...

AN: So soory I havent been on, no internet. Hope this makes it up!
-teamalice_0
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Dr. Cullen froze, probably from shock. But oddly he sounded like he stopped breathing...
"Breathe."
He took in a sharp breath and flipped through pages.
"Who else knows?"
Another odd thoing, most people would already assume everyone knew.
"Now you, my friend Angela from school, principal Greene,Cathy the nurse that came in with me, Dr. Smith, and...my mom." I whispered the last part, but I wasnt too sure.
"Only them? No one else?"
"No Dr. Cullen, what if one دن آپ woke...