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I found this hilarious فہرست on bellaandedward.com. Enjoy :)

Things Bella Would Never Say
1) Edward, drive faster! (Sent in by: Michelle)
2) Edward, I hate آپ and I don't love آپ any more. (Sent in by: McKenna)
3) I hate Edward (Sent in by: Emma)
4) Charlie, could آپ cook dinner? (Sent in by: Jade)
5) Lets go live in Florida! (Sent in by: Brenna)
6) I'm in love with Sam Uley. (Sent in by: Brenna)
7) آپ know what, I think this is only a crush, Edward! (Sent in by: Brooke)
8) Give me a makeover Alice! (Sent in by: Riza)
9) Mike is the hottest guy on earth! (Sent in by: Lilyn)
10) Edward -- I'm sorry,...

I slammed the front door shut and pounded up the stairs. I had to make this look real.
Charlie was, as usual, sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا watching the TV. Was that all he did? Didn’t he have a job?
“Is that Kayla?”
I froze when I heard that. That was Billy Black. And with Billy came...
“Jacob, go see what’s wrong with her.”
I was only prepared for Charlie, not Billy and Jacob.
I was in my room and throwing some clothes into a bag when I heard Jacob climbing the stairs.
“You need to hide,” I whispered to Edward who was fishing مزید clothes out of the drawers.
He nodded and was out of the...

I didn't make آپ guys wait too long, did I? If I did I am truly sorry. Here we go then, Chapter 20. Will this series ever end?


The first chance I got I visited Charlie. I got a shock when I visited Charlie. Jacob and Billy were there, Jacob sitting on the hospital chair and Billy in his wheelchair. The biggest shock was that Charlie was sitting up, laughing and joking. This man had just had a fit yesterday and here he was telling dirty jokes to his best friend and his son. Jacob was the first to see me standing in the doorway and watching them with wide eyes.
“Hey Kayla,” he greeted me with...

Ch 2
A/N: Hey! This is Ch.2 of my story. If آپ actually read this, thanks. Also, if آپ do read it, please review and suggest (even if آپ don't like it.) I own nothing



Bella's POV

I woke up in the living room. The tv was, of course, on. ESPN had on baseball game. Red Socks vs Yankees. But, as soon as my eyes opened, Charlie noticed. He was watching me, not the game.

"Bella! Are آپ okay? آپ just passed out. Everybody left." Charlie said, worried.

"I'm fine, what time is it?" I asked

"5:30."

"AM یا PM?" I asked, very, very curious.

"Ummm............PM."

'Why did I sleep so long?' I asked...

I was staying at Edward’s again. I hardly noticed. I just sat on his sofa and stared into space. He tried to engage me in conversations but I only nodded یا shook my head. He tried to cook me food but I کہا I wasn’t hungry. He sat اگلے to me and held my hand.
“Kayla,” he said. “Are آپ thirsty?”
I shook my head.
“Do آپ want to do something?”
I shook my head.
“Are آپ going to do anything?”
I shook my head.
He sighed.
I knew this frustrated him. He was worried سے طرف کی my constant staring into nothingness. I was barely thinking and hardly speaking. He had no way to know I was ok other...