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This Twilight Series تصویر might contain سٹریٹ, شہر منظر, شہری ماحول, گلی, شہر ديکھا, شہری سیٹنگ, سائن ان کریں, پوسٹر, متن, چاکبورڈ, نشانی, and تختۂ چاک.
Okay beacause I am a huge Twilight پرستار I have joined this club. I fell in love after the first 3 chapters of Tiwilight and I am still in the process of reading the books. If آپ could please at least say in the beginning of your مضمون that it is concerning X books. That would help me out soooo much because I only have a limited amount of time I can read because of school and homework. The mentioning of things that I have not read yet is making me want to read the کتابیں so much مزید and it has caused me to get in trouble at school for reading when I shouldn't be. Thank آپ so VERY much.
okay so we all know that edward is the best charcter in twilight. why? because of how loving he is. He treats bella like if she were سونا and his biggest treasure.Many of us wish to have a boyfriend یا girlfriend like edward. It makes someone really happy to be loved so greatly.
Edward is amazing. That is why he is the best character of twilight because he really shows how much hes in love and protects bella through alot of troubles. Another reason why we would love edward would be because he is so hot!! hes the best looking in the movie! He is so GOOD looking...We all think that right? Cuz its so true!! hes awesome!!
okay so i havent read any of the کتابیں yet...but im judging from all the previews ive seen of the movie. Dont worry, ima read the book this week...ima go buy it at the store to read it! im so excited...!!!!! >.<
thank آپ for taking your time to read this (if u did read it...) please تبصرہ of wat u think of my article...=þ
Edward is amazing. That is why he is the best character of twilight because he really shows how much hes in love and protects bella through alot of troubles. Another reason why we would love edward would be because he is so hot!! hes the best looking in the movie! He is so GOOD looking...We all think that right? Cuz its so true!! hes awesome!!
okay so i havent read any of the کتابیں yet...but im judging from all the previews ive seen of the movie. Dont worry, ima read the book this week...ima go buy it at the store to read it! im so excited...!!!!! >.<
thank آپ for taking your time to read this (if u did read it...) please تبصرہ of wat u think of my article...=þ
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
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9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that آپ and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her آپ are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
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9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
Source: link
