Twilight Thingys [Top 10 Rob's Funny faces]

This is another story I haven't updated since LAST YEAR!!! If آپ don't remember what happend, a recap :)

Bella and Jacob سوان, ہنس and twins. Athena and Hades are their parents. They "died", so Bella and Jake are living with "Uncle" Charlie untill their 18th brithday, which is still a سال away.

Bella has met Edward, and his baby daughter Adria, whom adores Bella, and Jake has met Emily. Jake comes ہوم drunk one night and gets into a tiff with Bella, reminding her why he drank(Renesmee, his ex gf, was killed), and how he has never stopped. Phew. :)



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Alice closed the door to her room and began to walk to the garden of Aro's castle. She didn't like staying here, even if it was only for a few months. But she couldn't refuse the invitation. Alice walked out to the garden and took a deep breath. She closed her eyes, but quickly reopened them when she felt someone behind er. Alice turned and there stood Jane. "Hello Jane," she کہا as she nodded.Jane had been wondering around the قلعہ for a few hours just to clear her head. She came through the garden to find that Alice was standing there with her back turned. Jane swiftly went up behind...

Okay so this has been in my mind for a while I need to get it out before I lose it , I am not continuing this now I am finishing my other story first but I am putting the first chapter on Fanpop and then later on Fanfiction when I can write this properly :)
Summary: Bella see’s a gang hurting a homeless stranger, she helps him obviously and takes him to the shelter which  her and her دوستوں have made, but he seems so smart, so nice so how did he end up on the street?
Pairings : Canon ExB  ( All Human //Alternative Universe)
Rating : T for now
Playlist: Innocent - Taylor Swift 

Prlogue:Stranger...

Hey! I have made a fanpage for my articals!! I want آپ to check it out and read the message I have left for آپ on the page. Hope to see آپ there...it would mean alot!!!
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Bella POV

The girls had fallen asleep سے طرف کی the time it came to get their costumes. It was much easier to pick them out without them criticing everything we showed them.

Alicen was going to be Ballerina Arial and Eli was going to be a cute little clown. Rose had bought a playboy bunny costume and Emmett was going as Heff. That...I would have to see.

"I'm starved." Rose sighed as...

ارے guys! sorry it's taken me a bit longer for this chapter! I've been a mental Mute lately :)
Once again thanks to everyone of آپ who reads these and for your support too :)x


I woke up in the morning feeling refreshed and happy, Jacob had stayed with me last night, he'd had no problem now we were to be married in just a days time, the wedding licence should be arriving today whilst I was at Larnaca Airport collecting my Aunt and Uncle. I looked at the clock and decided half past eight was all the sleep I could manage. Today would drag slowly I was sure of it, I was so excited for tomorrow...

Bella was in the passenger نشست staring out the window singing to the song.

All this time when we walk we won't feel
But sometime in a box it can steal
All this time when I talk it's not real
It's not real, not real, not real, it's not real

All this time when we walk we won't feel
But sometime in a box it won't steal
All this time when I walk I won't feel, I won't feel
All this time when I talk it's not real, it's not real

I started to chuckle when she stared moving her head a little to the music. She turned to me and smiled but turned back to her window.

The song changed and she suddenly she was focused...

Early life


Edward was born on June 20, 1901 in Chicago, Illinois. Though he mentioned that he doesn't remember it very well, he grew up in an پرانے زمانے, قدیم شکل family life style. Edward wanted to enlist in the army during World War One while he was growing up. That changed, however, when he and his parents became sick from the Spanish Influenza in 1918. His father, Edward Masen Sr., died in the first wave of the influenza. Before she died, Edward's mother, Elizabeth Masen, begged the doctor who was taking care of them, Dr. Carlisle Cullen, to do everything within his power to save her son (Elizabeth:...

~~*2 Month's Later*~~
I am HUGE!!Seriously!If آپ got a baby dinosaur I could hide it behind my stomach!I argue with Alec everyday about it,too.All he does though, is smile and cuddled into my neck and whispered it's not true.Then he'd kiss me to my jaw line.I'd always close my eyes and just let his gentle touch relax me.Then I'd go on with the دن until I saw a mirror and then scream ad throw something at it.Alec would always run in front of me, though, and get the item before I hurt myself یا our kids.We still didn't know what they were and I was happy about it.Alice couldn't get visions of...

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Hello friends. Thank آپ for your support.
And hope, that you'll like the other chapter.

Sorry for not posting for so long. I was totally busy.

I heard her breathing accelerated. in a سیکنڈ I was beside her. I smelled sweat. Here was too hot for her. I lied down and pressed her to me. She opened her eyes for a سیکنڈ and closed them with a slight smile.
The night was close to the end. I heard the birds started singing, the whole nature waking up. The sky became lighter before the dawn. My anger was worn up and I felt empty. I wanted to give Bella everything,...

"I think you're going to want to hear this." She reached her hand over and turned up the volume.

Two little faint دل beats mixed with mine. "Twins?" I asked.

"Yes." She nodded and pursed her lips listening to the heartbeats. "Oh."

"Oh? What now?" I asked.

"I think one of the babies may have a دل murmor." She was leaning closer to the screen.

I looked up at Edward and he used his thumb to smooth the worry line on my fourhead.

"Oh." Dr. Dubley sat up straigh up. Edward went stiff at my side. What was wrong with him.

"What is wrong now?" It came across مزید harsh than I intended.

"Nothing is wrong."...

Brianna: Oh my god! Shut her up!

Me: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world! Life in plastic, it's fantastic! آپ can brush my hair, undress me anywhere! Imagination, life is your creation! Common Barbie, let's go party. -Sings-

Alec: -Hums and bobs head to my singing-

Brianna: -Looks at us weirdly- What is wrongwith آپ people?

Me: -Smiles- Lots of things. Like, that I eat people.

Alec: No, that's me. I eat people.

Me: Oh yeah, I like to party.

Demetri: -Randomly shows up- No, I like to party.

Alec and Brianna: -Nods-

Me: -Flips him off then smiles- Oh! Oh! I flip people off.

Felix -Walks into room randomly...

Chapter One
    New house, new school. Different people, but same personalities as all the “cool people” at my old school. Don’t get me wrong, I liked my old school, and I liked the cool people because they were my” cool people” . These idiots won’t be my friends, you’ll see. You’ll all see.
    But then again, I also haven’t دیا this place we’re moving to a chance. It’s because I know I won’t fit in. سے طرف کی the way, I’m Laurie. I’m sixteen and I’ve just moved from my ہوم state of New York. مزید specifically, Manhattan, New...

What are آپ doing here?" I scowled.

"Edward and I have a date." Tanya looked over to Edward.

"Excuse me?" Edward's brow furrowed.

She sighed, rolling her eyes and crossing her arms. "Remember? I told آپ in English today آپ and I were going out tonight."

"He's busy." I started to close the door but she stopped the door with a Slap!

"Edward has a تاریخ with me tonight." She glared at me and I glared back. If she only knew what I was capable of. Edward saw my glare and pushed me slightly behind him.

"How did آپ know I was here?" She cocked his head to the side.

She sighed again. If she sighed...

I shut the door behind rose as she was the last one out still not trusting us
“Carlisle”
“What is it Edward?” he seemed wary maybe it’s the way I looked I felt hope for once.
“perhaps we’ve been going about this the wrong way I was listening to آپ and Jacob just now and when آپ کہا what the …….fetus wants Jacob had an interesting thought” I couldn’t take all the glory for the idea.
Jacob was taken a shock and could tell I hated the use of the word fetus it should be monster یا something.
“we haven’t actually addressed that angle” I went on “ we’ve been trying...

hiya im renesmee carle cullen black, well everyone calls me ness یا nessie it was something that jake made up when i was little so it just stuck but my full name is a mix of my grandma's names: esme and renee, my middle name is a mix of my grandads, carslile and charlie also my official last name is cullen but i like to add black on the end for jakey (but dont tell mummy یا daddy cos they will get mad) jakey's my little بھیڑیا boy and i love him soo much. alots happening at the moment, mummy, daddy, auntie alice and uncle jasper are figuring out what i have to pretend to be when i start high...

Edward pov

"Bella." Tears were streaming down her face. "Tell me." I grabbed her hand. I could feel my دل speed up like helicopter blades.
"Edward...I...." She breath caught in her throat and she was able to speak again threw her sobbing. "I think im..." another catch. "...pregnant." My دل thudded once and stopped for a تقسیم, الگ کریں second. She broke down at the last word, throwing her head back against the head rest. She let of my hand and covered her face. Her knees pulled up to her chest and I could see the quiver in her hands.
"You think یا آپ know?" I found my voice as we pulled up in my...

Bella’s P.O.V:
I gasped as Riley jumped and grabbed Edward. “Don’t let them get a hold of you…you’ll be dead in a second.” Jasper’s words flashed in my head. Edward flew back with as Riley toppled to the ground. “You shouldn’t have become like this. You’re world isn’t working for me, newbie.” Edward cocked his head as he ripped his head off. The dead vampire body lying in the white snow. Victoria looked down at her colleague. She jumped on سب, سب سے اوپر of Edward ready to rip his head off. My eyes were starting to water as I kneeled in the snow and began digging through the snow....

I probably would have fallen asleep if it hadn't been for Edward's hand running up and down my back. The sun was still beaming down on us, and the heat, along with listening to the steady sound of Edward's heartbeat, was making me sleepy.

"You OK?" He mumbled into my hair, and I propped myself up on my elbow to look down on him.

"Better than OK. Great. Wonderful. Amazing even." I leaned down and kissed him slowly.

"I know what آپ mean." He replied when I pulled away.

"I could stay here forever." I sighed, laying my head back down on his chest.

"If it hadn't been for the fact that I think Charlie...

Ok so I finally got round to writing it. Well the beginning of it anyway. So here is Unhappy Love!

Chloe's POV:

I didn’t want to اقدام but then again I was seventeen and had no choice really. We had just got settled into our new house and today was the first دن of school. Uh, I hate school I can’t wait to finish it. I climbed out of my Green mini, yes I had a mini, and anyone who had a problem with that could just say it to my face. I wasn’t usually so pissed off, but I left behind everyone I loved and cared about including my ex boyfriend,Ben,because we were moving I decided long distance...

I rolled over and gabbed Edward's cell phone off the table. I needed to call Charlie before he started a تلاش party.
I touched the screen and it lit up. He had a text message from Alice.
-Edward! We won't be ہوم untill midnight tonight. Keep her safe. آپ don't want to lose your soulmate. ;) I love you!
*Alice

I felt my brows furrow and I dialed Charlie's number.
"Hello?"
"Hey. Dad." I sighed and ran my hand through my hair.
"Hey, Bells. Everything okay?" I could hear his کروزر running in the background.
"Yea, Dad. Everything's great. I'm at Alice's. آپ might want to call Sue and tell her to...