New Moon official personal posters

1. Force him to wear a leash and کالر and tie him to a pole.
2. Put up fliers saying "Lost Dog" with his picture on it.
3. Give him mouthwash for his birthday. Tell him he has dog breath.
4. Constantly remind him that Bella would rather ‘die’ then be with him.
6. When he’s a werewolf steal his pants.
7. Paint his motor bike hot pink.
8. Buy him a cat.
9. Name it Edward.
10. Buy him dog food. Act offended when he won’t eat it.
11. Ask him what he’s getting Edward and Bella for a wedding present.
12. Tell him Bella is allergic to dogs.
14. Call the dog pound on him when he fazes
15. Lock him...

I've got writers block. NO! And the world comes crashing down around me :(

No really I do have writers block. Writing this chapter was hard so, I hope it turned out good!

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When we got into Alice's car she was about to burst. I could just tell that she wanted to know everything that had happened when she was gone. And knowing Alice, she wouldn't be happy until she knew every last detail.

"So tell me, how did it go?" Alice کہا while trying not to sound too anxious.

"AMAZING!" I blurted out before I could contain myself....