part 1 the immortls.it was a stormy night in joes bar. methos and and dunkin were drinking like always. ارے boy scout کہا methos with a smerk. yes old man? کہا dunkin.do آپ remember when we drove throw forks? asked methos.yes i do کہا dunkin.well i want to go back i loved the بیئر they had in forks کہا methos as he smiled.flash back to last year.dunkin were are we? wined methos. a small town named forks کہا dunkin.well can we get a بیئر and some m"n"ms? asked methos.fine if it will shut آپ up old man کہا dunkin.ok old man were here کہا dunkin.beer here i come کہا methos. but what they find is bella سوان, ہنس and she is with edward cullen. methos looked at dunkin sensing another immortl but they don't know who it is.
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10. Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
9. Tell her if she was just a few centimetres shorter she could legally be a midget.
8. Wear the trashiest possible clothing whenever آپ can.
7. Tie her up in a straightjacket. When she protests, tell her she needs to go back to the loony bin.
6. When آپ go into the sun with her, fall into a twitching heap on the ground and moan “I’m melting.”
5. Pelt her with cloves of garlic.
4. When she gets a vision, ask if her “spidey senses” are tingling.
3. Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming.
2. Ask her what آپ will be doing in five منٹ every ten minutes.
And the Number One way to annoy Alice Cullen?
1. میل ای her dozens of application forms for the position of speaker on psychic hotlines.
