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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We continued from where we left off, Dan being stopped سے طرف کی the cops again.

Captain: Hold your fire!
Dan: *looks in mirror*
Captain: You're surronded. There's no place for آپ to go!
cop 67: *driving toward Dan*
Dan: *gets in front of 67th cop*
Captain: Shoot him!
Coppers: *shoot their own man*
Captain: WRONG GUY!

Meanwhile far away 6 girls were cruising in a '52 لنکن Capri.

Girl 3: OMG, he's so cute, but I don't know if I should تاریخ him.
Girl 2: Why would آپ تاریخ a dog?
Girl 3: Because it's cute!

Back at the car chase

Dan: *exits park*
Captain: attention all units, the pursuit is not terminated, repeat...
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THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would آپ be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would آپ be able to do if writing fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would آپ do if it's illegal to do a cover of your پسندیدہ song on YouTube? What would آپ do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would آپ do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...
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I love this video and song my U.S history showed it to us during class.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The final part. Dan is trying to trick the owner of the other Buick. He was talking in a british accent

Dan: Excuse me sir is this your car?
black man 2: Eeyup.
Dan: Would آپ mind stepping into the manager's office? We have to rewash it.
black man 2: Rewash the car?
Dan: It won't be too long. *gets in car*
Copper 1: All units, the suspect must be trying to change the appearance of his car. Keep your eyes open for a heavily damaged Buick Special, red in color.
Dan: *drives other Buick*
Copper 53: We have set up a roadblock سے طرف کی the car wash, and are checking for our suspect. He has grey hair, and...
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The Aquarian Age of What

It was while I was having lunch today
at the اگلے table
a man wearing one of those stick-on beards
and a yellow turtleneck sweater
was telling his friend
"Do آپ know the New York Times
just carried a story
quoting to scientists and ecologists
and they کہا that, in ten years
this planet will be uninhabitable for humans?"
and the friend answered
"Is that so? Well, let me tell you, buddy
it's uninhabitalbe out where I live right now
with all those blacks moving in close
and the neighborhood hippies
with their damned motorcycles and
peace posters
and the liquor store down the street
just...
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"How to legally round up labor almost as cheap as illegals are."


Individuals یا childless couples
- Long-streak unemployed
- Non-PTSD ex military
- Grown-up orphans from the Social Services
- Sixty-year-olds without pensions

You are the perfect candidates for The Factory Campus.


Weekly paychecks are for luckier people. What آپ earn at the Campus is
a tiny single room, your meals and the company's coins for vending machines
filled with munchies, body care items, socks/underwear etc.

Surplus clothing are available when workers have worn theirs out
or didn't have much to start with. Sold for a few coins...
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posted by deedragongirl
 Nice park, isn't it?
Nice park, isn't it?
Hi guys, since my parents have been there 2 years ago, here are my reasons on why I would love to go to New York!

Diversity

The city is famous for diversity of different races, and this promotes tourism and I truly appreciate that. I also have a godmother who is staying there and would love to pay her a visit soon!

Broadway Musicals

It is the ہوم of famous Broadway Musicals, I have seen 4 so far. I'm dying to see other musicals like Miss Saigon and Wicked just to same a few!

Shop Till آپ Drop

I am gradually love to دکان and I hope that the stores have مزید choices than in Malaysia, another reason to be appreciative!

Nature Lover

There is also a famous park in which I would love to walk, it brings me joy and happiness when I'm down.

The American Dream

I love the United States and its culture, I hope to bring my دوستوں there soon too.
 China Town!
China Town!
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