Vampires Suck Article: Vampires Suck.......Or Does the Movie?

posted by TaylorsGirl4Evr

Ok, when I saw this moive I thought, "OK, I just wasted 80 منٹ of my life, and 6 dollars out of my wallet." Talk about TERRIBLE! For all آپ Twilight شائقین out there, if آپ think it's gonna be a funnier version of Twilight, آپ are so DEAD WRONG. And for all آپ Twilight haters, if آپ think that this movie will be making fun of Twilight, your right.....in a bad way! Seriously, I'd rather watch Barney!!!!!!! And I'm a TEEN. Ya, it was that bad.

But seriously, how many of آپ want to see Edward NAKED?

Didn't think so.

And for those of آپ idiots who wouldn't mind seeing Robert Pattinson.....unclothed.....It doesn't even look like him so don't bother.

And if آپ wanna see Aro and Jane being crowned Prom King and Queen.......well then go ahead. But I'm telling آپ you'll be disappointed.

How many of آپ wanted to see the werewolves dance in their little shorts?

Ya, I was one of those people.
But the funniest thing about this movie you'll ever see is the previews. So just watch those a hundred thousand times on youtube instead of spending 6 bucks on a movie ticket.

Think it's funny if آپ want, but that just goes to دکھائیں how stupid آپ are.
No offense.

Oooh, and سے طرف کی the way, if آپ want entertainment, then go watch a REAL comedy. آپ know what's hilarious compared to Vampires Suck? Watching somebody put glue in your hair.

Ya, it was that bad.

JennyRocker197, teashaC and 1 other like this

Cheraine21 Wow, it's kinda weird cuz lots of ppl say too me; 'You must go to Vimpire Sucks! It's soooo funny' but a lot of other pll say to me 'Don't go to that stupid movie! You're wasting your time!' Don't know what 2 believe. But u sounds very convincing... xD

caramelmilk [i]Think it's funny if you want, but that just goes to show how stupid you are.[/i] Yeah and insulting people who liked something you didn't like is really uberly dumb.

princechick I thought it was funny for it stupidity.... :P

ilovemusic29 were didu go that a movie ticket is ONLY 6$ cause were im from is 10

TaylorsGirl4Evr princechick: Ya, it was pretty funny at first. Kinda gross, but funny at first. Toward the end it started getting just ridiculous. caramelmilk: You know what else is utterly dumb? That movie. (I am sorry for insulting u tho. I wrote that when I was mad cause I cuda spent that 6 dollars on something else i wanted. No hard feelings) Cheraine21: I think you would be wasting your time, but obviously that's just my personal opinion. Nobody is telling you that you can't go see it or whatever, and you can think it's funny if you want, but I wouldn't recommend it is all I'm saying. ilovemusic29: I went to see it at Wehrenburg Theater in Bloomington IL. I'm really sorry you wasted ten dollars (or if you're just sad cause it cost so much even though you liked it) but I see where you're coming from! Geez, and I thought 6 dollars was outrageous!!!!!!!! ;) THANKS FOR COMMENTING SO FAST!LUV U GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

natsuichan I kinda liked the movie but it wasnt as great as I thought. I agree that the previews were the best part, though :P

lollipopszx3 I totally love you (; I fully agree with everything. My friend has it on the DVD and she let me watch it for my review for my school newspaper. I might get kicked off for writing such a nasty review. If you thought vampires suck, wait until you watch this movie!

TaylorsGirl4Evr Ha tell me about! We shud b best buds :D. Maybe I'll get kicked off this website lol

missing_99 I have to agree with you. After the movie, I thought "Did I really just sit through that? For who and why?". Then I looked over towards my best friend and realized she was why I stayed. I thought the trailer was hilarious, but the only funny parts were all in the trailer! But I laughed at the part where Jane and Aro were crowned prom king and queen(if you haven't seen it, that really does happen). There were some funny parts, though. And, yes, I did smile and laugh throughout it, even though during many parts I couldn't stand to sit there and watch it anymore.

ryanscupcake39 i loved it actually because it was such a good spoof it almost felt like i was watching the real thing..except i don't like twilight that much haha