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This Web Humor تصویر contains سٹریٹ, شہر منظر, شہری ماحول, گلی, شہر ديکھا, and شہری سیٹنگ. There might also be hip boot, thigh boot, کاروبار سوٹ, and بزنس سوٹ.
Face it, we all feel sleepy the moment we enter the office premises. But what if your boss caught آپ sleeping at your desk? Here is what آپ can tell him:
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 منٹ power-nap as described in that time management course آپ sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off the White-Out آپ probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did آپ interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
• "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
• "This is just a 15 منٹ power-nap as described in that time management course آپ sent me."
• "Whew! Guess I left the سب, سب سے اوپر off the White-Out آپ probably got here just in time!"
• "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
• "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
• "I was doing Yoga exercises to relieve work-related stress."
• "Damn! Why did آپ interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
• "The coffee machine is broken..."
• "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
• " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."
