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Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If آپ say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck آپ Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...
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Songs. What can be کہا about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to دکھائیں آپ all the سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy....
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Medley: (Touching Link’s hair)
Link: Will آپ stop that
Medley: But I can’t help it
Link: Well, آپ better try and help it, otherwise, I’ll cut off your head
Tetra: No آپ won’t
Link: (Angrily) No I won’t
(Later, at Forest Haven)
Link: Oh, not these annoying hippy bastards
Tetra: Oh, they can’t be that ba-
Great Deku Tree: Oh, Link, it is good to see آپ again
Tetra: AHH
Link: Told you
Great Deku Tree: Calm down, little one, no need to wor-
Tetra: Stay the fuck away from me, آپ creep
Great Deku Tree: Goodness you’re rude.
Link: Yeah, try having her drag آپ around like a dog.
Great Deku Tree:...
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Link: Okay, so, who is the اگلے helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the اگلے person on the فہرست is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think آپ should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't آپ help me? I need آپ to go and...
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Link: Oh, fucking finally. I thought we'd never get off that piece of shit island.
Tetra: Yeah, I mean, what kind of rewards were that
Link: Glad آپ see it my way
Tetra: And all it took was your constant bitching to convince me so it would shut آپ the hell up
Link: It's not bitching, it's complaining
Tetra: Whatever, there is the اگلے island
Link: Isn't that the Forsaken Fortress
Tetra: Yeah, so what
Link: Isn't there like, hundreds of monsters, there
Tetra: Yeah, but آپ have a sword
Link: Hmm. Good point. So, what do I need to do
Tetra: Just fight some ghost to the death
Link: Can, and most certainly,...
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Okay, so, when آپ think of violent video games, where آپ kill civilians and police officers, some people think of Grand Theft Auto, یا Saints Row. Well, those are good choices, but, those actually have objectives, where آپ don't really kill either of them. But, is there a game where آپ go and murder innocent people, with no rhyme یا reason. Well, that's what this game has done. This game, which has been deemed the most violent game ever... is Hatred... Hold on to your seats, everyone. This may be too much.
So, the purpose of this game is that آپ play as a Rob Zombie Look-A-Like, who hates...
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So, there are people out there who prefer عملی حکمت over western cartoons and there are people who prefer western cartoons over anime. Me, personally, well, if آپ asked me at the age of seven, I would have کہا western. But, دیا the shit we see today, I think its obvious that عملی حکمت is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, یا Avatar: The Last Airbender, but آپ know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying مالٹا, نارنگی TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an عملی حکمت that has the western style animation. That دکھائیں would be the...
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Nate: (Smashes a zombies head in with a bat) (Stops) Hold on. Now, if you're going to get any idea of what is going on, I think its best that we start from the beginning
(July 12th... One دن from Outbreak)
Nate: (Sleeping in bed) (Alarm clock rings and wakes him up) (Gets out of bed)
Chris: (Watching television)
Nate: (Walks in wearing a store uniform) Chris, when did آپ wake up
Chris: Oh. I never slept
Nate: I see....... Anyway, I'm going to get to work, okay. آپ just do... Whatever
Chris: Yep
Nate: (Walks out of the house)
Chris: (Keeps watching TV)

(10:00 AM.... 18 Hours Until Outbreak)
Nate: (Standing...
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Now, this is a story about the cursed Sonic game, and how it became one of the most famous cursed games ever..... Why, I have no gucking clue. Honestly, Sonic.EXE is a pisspoor story.
It starts with this guy, will call him Stupid, because that's exactly what he is, who gets a Sonic game called Sonic.EXE, which he got from his friend, and he says to not play it. Then why the hell did آپ send him the damn game.
Anyway, he starts the game up, and it shows the logo with Sonic having red eyes, the water turns blood red and the Sega logo at the bottom says "Sega 6 6 6".... And this sucks, because...
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Medli: Oh, damn, I've been trying to genetically create Link سے طرف کی using that blood sample. Maybe I need a seaman sample as well. Perhaps I can seduce him to- Wait, if I did that then why would I need to create this clone of his in the first place
Link: Hey, Medli
Medli: Link. You've returned. I knew you'd come back for-
Link: Yeah, whatever. Listen, I need to find some psychotic bird human hybrid, and آپ fit that position well, so, come on
Medli: Wait, what would my father think
Link: I already talked to him
(Flashback)
Link: And that's why I need your daughter
Postman King: But can't آپ just take...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the memes from the hit show, and one of my پسندیدہ shows, My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic.
Now, what can be کہا about this show. It's amazing. But, how did it get so many memes. Well, come along, lets find out, everypony....... I hope آپ all enjoyed me saying everypony, because I am never going to say it again.
So, the دکھائیں started in October 2010. MLP was created سے طرف کی Lauren Faust, mostly known for her other great works like Powerpuff Girls and Fosters ہوم for Imaginary Friends, so, its no wonder why this دکھائیں is amazing. Of course, the...
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 Joe
Joe
(Cody and Cory throw body into firepalce)
Cody: Goddamn it. How many guys did we kill
Cory: About 1574
Cody: Shit. Hey, Nick (Knocks on bathroom door) Are آپ done yet
Nick: (Throws body into bathtub) Can't a guy get some privacy (Hums and cuts up body with knife)
Cody: (Sigh)
Alice: (Throws bodies into trash cans)
Nick: (Walks out of bathroom dragging bloody bag)

Demon: (In alley) Hmm... I need to summon my minions. Silvona. Jebodiah. Come (Fire arises)
???: Huh. Oh, Dante, good to see ya, bro
Dante: Jebodiah? Is that you
???: Well, it's Joe now, asctually
Dante: And... What is this آپ are saying
Joe:...
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Court Lobby
10:57 a.m. June 15th

Swift: So, Lou was not around when the killer attacked. That means bad news for us. Unless we can prove that he wasn't the one who killed the victim, He is no doubt going to be found guilty
Lilly: I thought this wouldn't go well. But, what about that new prosecutor everyone is talking about
Swift: آپ mean Marcus Mays? Well, I really don't know what to expect from him. We'll just have to see how it goes in court
Lou: Hey, guys. How did the investigation go?
Swift: Not to good. The prosecution got all the evidence before we could
Lou: Oh no
Swift: But don't worry. I'll...
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Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things آپ don’t care about, because آپ only came for a review. Well, a review is what آپ are going to get. So, let me introduce آپ to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one عملی حکمت called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an عملی حکمت سے طرف کی Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere writing it the other way.



Joe: آپ screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., آپ کہا that several times now..

Joe: آپ killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would آپ want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are آپ serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are آپ braindead یا something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would آپ want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE آپ KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill آپ straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the جھولا, پنگورا and the silver spoon"
When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a love for مزید of the Japanese culture. After reading about the country on an مضمون online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. مزید specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling آپ this so آپ can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The Nintendo Gamecube, which would soon become my پسندیدہ console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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