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سب, سب سے اوپر 20 Trevor Phillips quotes

posted by Canada24

1:
Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ارے cowboy? آپ mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, آپ DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of آپ left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK آپ VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where آپ guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!

#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.

#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.

#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll دکھائیں آپ a fuckin mind fuck!

#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate آپ and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?

#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are آپ speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to آپ huh? آپ fuck! اگلے time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck آپ then".

#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. یا both"

#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"

#9:
"Why, oh why, do آپ exist?"

#10:
"When ever آپ get a doubt in your mind. I want آپ to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"

#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"

#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did آپ kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do آپ take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.

#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant مزید to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"

#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't آپ got a mother!?"

#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee یا I'll cut your arm off!"

16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"

#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?

#18:
"(steals dogs collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"

19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"

#20:
"RUN آپ LITTLE FUCK!!"

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Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.

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Of coarse he had to be number 1.

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You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. یا the Twilight movies.

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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

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As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
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He does something even worse.
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The عنوان کہا it?
So if آپ haven't seen the new episode.. Stop now, final warning..

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