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سب, سب سے اوپر 20 quotes from my favourite character in the Army of Two series... ELLIOT SALEM

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#1:
Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill آپ both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell آپ all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?

#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?

#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill آپ both, slice آپ open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?

#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear آپ up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!

#5:
Salem: ارے Ty? Who آپ think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set سے طرف کی our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE آپ ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. آپ heard that?

#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome آپ freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!

#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown

#8:
Elliot: آپ think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask آپ something? Did آپ have to live the rest of your life with your best دوستوں life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So آپ can take your god damn رپورٹ and shove it up your ass... And let me tell آپ something else.. آپ did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that آپ created... So آپ live with that!

#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how آپ like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!

#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.

#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!

#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few سیکنڈ were no one's trying to kill us.

#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!

#14:
Rios: I can't believe آپ want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable

#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, آپ WISH آپ had moves like that.

#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!

#17:
Salem: Sense when are آپ such a god damn boy scot!?

#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!

#19:
Salem: (to Rios) آپ oh me a soda.

#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens

Expirments of Twilight Sparkle

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ROCK ISLAND HORRORS: Part 2:

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Vaas

Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are آپ okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. آپ think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 49

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and مزید time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...

FUNNIEST FIRST REACTIONS I HAD TO MY LITTLE ٹٹو

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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The دکھائیں seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking تصاویر and پرستار arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the سیب, ایپل ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their سیب, ایپل names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...

Avenged Sevenfold Live

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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Sgt Frank Woods quotes.. (this guy is, in my opinion the GREATEST call of Duty character)..

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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) آپ CAN'T KILL ME!!

#2:
Mason: Woods, آپ look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!

#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) آپ do that again! I'll kill you!

#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

Rick grimes quotes (comic book)

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#1:
“(being attacked سے طرف کی Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”

#2:
“(To Governor) آپ PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"

#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”

#4:
Lori: Rick, آپ shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding آپ and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.

#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.

#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...

سب, سب سے اوپر TEN MOST EVIL VILLAINS

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I know I did this kinda فہرست before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has تصاویر so your know the difference..

#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...

Freddy Krueger

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On The Block Episode 16

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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: آپ see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let آپ know who Brony Of The ماہ is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, یا laughing....

Badass version of EMPTY SPACES

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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)

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My فہرست سب, سب سے اوپر seven most evil villains from my GTA series..

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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him سے طرف کی telling her that his species are dying. But she has سیکنڈ thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes سے طرف کی killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....

Pinkamena

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سب, سب سے اوپر 20 funniest quotes from MrAwkwardReviewer..

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#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, آپ can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"

#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and آپ wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell آپ how I really felt about it, but then I... I told آپ the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My سوال is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...

#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...

Alastar

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My ٹٹو Mov crossover... BEST OFs:

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My main reason for making this, is the excuse of using ٹٹو Mov Spike (or as I call him "Dragonowitiz") as the main person. I just love everything about him, and he's my main reason for watching ٹٹو Mov.

I'm also excited about using the version of Fluttershy (or "SHYDALE" as I call her in the ٹٹو mov version). Even though her role is a lot smaller.

Pony mov قوس قزح ("SWAGDASH" as I call her) will also have an enjoyable prefermance.. A bit of a breakout character towards this story..

Mov Twilight and Mov Pinkie also ended up becoming breakout characters.

Anyway. Here we go..

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Blitzo

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Brian F***d Quagmire's Mom Vocoded to Toto Africa

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An old Nightmare on Elms سٹریٹ, گلی spoof I made

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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored سے طرف کی a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized دستانے, دستانہ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told آپ if آپ keep falling asleep, their gonna kick آپ outta here"...