Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill آپ both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell آپ all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill آپ both, slice آپ open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear آپ up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: ارے Ty? Who آپ think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set سے طرف کی our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE آپ ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. آپ heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome آپ freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: آپ think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask آپ something? Did آپ have to live the rest of your life with your best دوستوں life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So آپ can take your god damn رپورٹ and shove it up your ass... And let me tell آپ something else.. آپ did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that آپ created... So آپ live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how آپ like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few سیکنڈ were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe آپ want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, آپ WISH آپ had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are آپ such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) آپ oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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Well... I'm TOTALLY gonna have too watch this دکھائیں a few مزید times.. I now realize I was way too hard on this..
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
Frankly I was so caught up in the constant depressing shit it was hard too for me too see the comedy parts.
I am gonna have too watch this again.
Frankly, it's confirmed now.. Todd is my favourite character, basically the only character I like.. Mostly cause it's Aaron Paul, this guy is my new favourite actor.. He always was, but not I know that it's for certain..
But I'm guessing Todd isn't in the last two episodes, he got rather serious for one of the few times.. And it seems too be staying this time.. And it seems he finally had enough of todd.. The anger seemed out of nowhere.. Not GENERALLY out of nowhere.. But "mood swing" out of nowhere..
Oh well.. I have reasons too go back.. Todd..
Anyway.. We're finally finished with this show.. Only the last two left too go.. Lets see how it concludes, shall we?
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy آپ guys enjoyed even مزید then I "thought" آپ people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid پرستار fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy آپ guys enjoyed even مزید then I "thought" آپ people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless آپ like stupid comedies سے طرف کی an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid پرستار fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my پسندیدہ Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story سے طرف کی him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The عنوان is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story سے طرف کی him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The عنوان is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
