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(It's from here that my favourite character starts دکھانا up, also the chapter will start دکھانا up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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سے طرف کی the اگلے morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new دوستوں arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on آگ کے, آگ inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.

"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a منٹ to remember. It was Hayley's.

"What?" Sally mumbled.

"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that آپ work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.

"You working Smith!?" came a voice.

"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."

"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.

"Back to work Smith!"

"Shut up Roger, آپ don't work here." Hayley groaned.

"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand آپ to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.

Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.

Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. یا just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the وین he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.

"Sally there آپ are, آپ never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she کہا "home".

"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.

"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.

"Husband actually." Hayley said, دکھانا her ring.

"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.

"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.

"Smith, I کہا no breaks!" Roger repeated.

"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.

Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that آپ never just play along."

"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.

"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.

"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.

"W What alien, he ain't no..."

"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.

"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."

"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.

"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."

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SMITH HOUSE:

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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is اگلے to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.

"But dad..."

"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"

"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem مزید controlled.

"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.

"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.

"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad سے طرف کی his real name.

"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.

"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.

"Stan." Stan کہا casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.

"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.

"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking مچھلی wasn't exactly strange to her.

"Shut up Klaus آپ don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.

"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.

"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding مزید timid and nervous now.

"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger کہا rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.

"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.

"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus کہا smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the دیوار leaving him gulping.

Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”

Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.

"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she lost her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.

"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.

"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.

"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.

"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.

"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.

"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.

Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large وین with an old mattress in the back and small box TV اگلے to it. A تصویر of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie کہا to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her شرٹ, قمیض off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable پرستار that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is تقسیم, الگ کریں personalitied. One منٹ he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered یا something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far مزید dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And مزید capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know کہا this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing آپ can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every دن assurance..

As I کہا before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown سے طرف کی his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, سے طرف کی nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even مزید notable when آپ play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much مزید color and life into it. This certainly makes it مزید unique than 5.. But honestly, I just love the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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comedy
freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly آپ never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie آپ are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a مچھر bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before آپ even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
آپ better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna مککا, عجیب الخلقت آپ square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If آپ don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
آپ don't understand. آپ don't understand because آپ don't understand liberty. آپ don't understand freedom. So آپ put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! آپ hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
آپ tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him ہوم سے طرف کی tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If آپ have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted سے طرف کی most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed سے طرف کی Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) آپ look like آپ struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, سے طرف کی the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: آپ make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: آپ should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate آپ under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was at Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work cut out...
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#1:
Nostalgia: Hello, I’m the…Nostalgia Critic. (pauses) I remember it so آپ don’t have to. And… (He looks up to scan the entire group before lowering his head again in a bit of shame and speak quickly) I kinda like “Spider-Man 3.”
(All the people in the group shout in outrage, and one male gets on a میز, جدول to pound on it in rage),
Nostalgia: I do!

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#2:
Nostalgia Critic: So the old wins in this situation. Does that mean I don't like "The Dark Knight"? Not at all. I just like "Batman" a little more. And, uh, my only...
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EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract آپ as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) آپ just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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#1: INDIANA JONES: KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL:
Why do so many hate this movie?
It's actually pretty good..

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#2: SPIDERMAN 3:
Sandman is able to make us feel BAD for him, despite being a criminal. And there's that epic transformation into Venom (who should of had مزید screen time, it's friggin VENOM!)..

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#3: THE PURGE (both of them)
Hey, it has good fight scenes. That's usually ENOUGH for me.

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#4: WAR OF WORLDS (2005):...
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DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared سے طرف کی Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS سٹریٹ, گلی (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with آپ instead of killing آپ straight away.
And...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle