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(It's from here that my favourite character starts دکھانا up, also the chapter will start دکھانا up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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سے طرف کی the اگلے morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new دوستوں arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on آگ کے, آگ inside it. "How does Dash do it?" Sally groaned out loud.

"Sally, get up, the boss is coming." came a voice that it took her a منٹ to remember. It was Hayley's.

"What?" Sally mumbled.

"Get up." Hayley repeated and pushed her up. "We have to pretend that آپ work here." she said, remembering Sally would probably not even remember when she made that deal. Sally shrugs and plays along, organizing some of the bread.

"You working Smith!?" came a voice.

"Y -Yes sir, working." Hayley said, with a nervous chuckle. But out of the manager's outfit came Roger the Alien. With a fake moustache and a blue suit tucked with a black tie, plus a blonde wig as he wobbles over like a penguin. "You better be."

"Oh.. It's you." Hayley said, breathing in relief.

"Back to work Smith!"

"Shut up Roger, آپ don't work here." Hayley groaned.

"Hey the name's Adam Footbody, and I demand آپ to work!" Roger cried, trying to slightly change his voice.

Hayley rolls her eyes, "ignore him." she tells Sally, who's using a water bottle to cool her head.

Just as suddenly Carly and Pinkie enter, having tracked Sally's phone.. یا just asked Jeff, who's probably parked outside in the وین he lives in. Poor guy, it's not even an RV.

"Sally there آپ are, آپ never got home, I worried." Carly said, though referring to just the hotel when she کہا "home".

"We were out drinking." Hayley said, as she was just kinda silently listening to the others. Sally uses this as the ''Hayley - Carly'' intros. Both shake hands.

"I'm guessing that's your boyfriend outside?" Carly asked.

"Husband actually." Hayley said, دکھانا her ring.

"Aww, how lucky." Carly giggled.

"Unfortunately he lives in his van, so we moved back in with my parents." Hayley explained.

"Smith, I کہا no breaks!" Roger repeated.

"You don't work here Roger." Hayley repeated, annoyedly.

Roger sighs and says "Hayley It's exhausting that آپ never just play along."

"Does he do this every time?" Carly asked quietly.

"Pretty much.. He lives in my attic, he loves playing pretend." Hayley replied, Roger waving.

"Does your family know he's an alien?" Carly asked, Hayley's eyes widened, but Roger had little reaction other than mild surprise.

"W What alien, he ain't no..."

"Those disguises aren't fooling us." Pinkie responded.

"Fools Langley Falls." Roger said, and threw off his wig. "Yes I'm hiding out with her family."

"Can we? I don't want to go back to Santos, and it's clear you're already close with Sally." Carly said.

"Sure, I'm sure dad will be okay with it."

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SMITH HOUSE:

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"No! I refuse!" Stan yelled angrily. Francine is اگلے to him but saying nothing, though she's clearly feeling bad about Stan's words.

"But dad..."

"Harboring fugitives Hayley!? I'm with the CIA! And that's Michael Townley's daughter, he's huge on the listings!"

"My dad is dead." Carly said, trying to hide sadness to make herself seem مزید controlled.

"Plus you're already harboring aliens, what difference does it make?." Pinkie insisted, in response Stan immediately pulls out his handgun from beneath his blue suit, shocking Hayley and Francine, Hayley even shielding Sally. Though not the other two, just Sally. Carly gives a small understanding node, mixed with a small smile.

"They know! I have to kill them!" Stan cried paranoid.

"No Stan, don't hurt Sally!" Hayley yelled, even referring to her dad سے طرف کی his real name.

"You know the rules Hayley!" Stan yelled back.

"Look, Dan was it?" Carly started.

"Stan." Stan کہا casually, but still keeping the gun up and ready.

"Look Stan, we won't tell anyone. I mean after faking our deaths in North Yankton, an Alien conspiracy is easy." Carly said, trying to calm him. She still had her original gun on her, but she also knew that it would only get her killed. Better to instead calm him down.

"I say let them stay, they can't be so bad." went a German voice, Carly taking a moment to notice it was a fish. But after Roger, a talking مچھلی wasn't exactly strange to her.

"Shut up Klaus آپ don't have a vote!" Stan cried rudely. Carly cringes at the reminder of Amanda.

"Yeah, who wants to listen to the fish!" Roger cried.

"But I'm the pet." Klaus insisted, sounding مزید timid and nervous now.

"You can't be a pet unless someone loves you." Roger کہا rudely, Klaus’s lip trembles/twitches in response.

"Hey, leave him alone." Pinkie responded angrily, startling Stan and Roger.

"Yeah, that's no way to treat people." Carly agreed.
"Haw! Take that bros!" Klaus کہا smugly, Roger simply slaps his bowl, breaking it against the دیوار leaving him gulping.

Carly runs over and immediately rescues Klaus, putting him in a nearby water cup. “Aw thank you, thank you.”

Carly just smiles, but then looks angrily at Roger.
"You try that again, you're dead." Carly threatened. Unfazed, Roger simply stares at her, then walks into another room out of boredom.

"Oh come on Stan, let the Townley girl stay, she lost her father." Francine insisted, taking pity on her.

"Big deal, mine ran out on me and 'then' he died, and yet I turned out just..." Stan started, but broke into tears before saying the last part. "Why Daddy?!" he yelled rhetorically and curled himself onto the couch, crying harder. Carly feels an urge to hug him, cause Francine looked almost bored instead of sympathetic, but Carly decides against it. The tension was probably still there.

"Haw-haw, Stan's dad is dead!" Roger yelled from the other room.

"Shut up Alien!" Carly yelled and angrily threw a book at him, "ow, bitch!" Roger yelled still out of view.

"Fine they can stay.. But two of them will have to take the van, we only have one couch." Stan said, managing to stop.

"Oh Sally can stay with me and Jeff." Hayley said, side hugging her, which Sally giggled about.

"Pinkie can have the van, she's used to living in a caravan with her friend Sadie Amber.. I'm short and will take the couch." Carly said, Francine leading Carly up to the sheets and spare pillows. They run into Steve on the way, who doesn't say anything, just a wave.

Pinkie heads outside seeing it really was a van. Poor Jeff couldn't even get a nice RV like Sadie. Just a large وین with an old mattress in the back and small box TV اگلے to it. A تصویر of Jeff and Hayley taped just over the bed. "Hmm, guess it'll do." Pinkie کہا to herself, throwing her travel bag into it and closing the back door behind herself, taking her شرٹ, قمیض off once she was no longer viewable, just in her bra and pants as she looked for PJ's. Quickly finding some and changing into them before heading back in. As expected it was way too hot during the day, even with Jeff's portable پرستار that stretches to an outlet in the house to not waste air conditioning, it was still too hot.
Pinkie knew this was gonna be a rough few nights, as it still smelled of pot. But at least it can feel like her own little private area at night.
posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told آپ so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This دکھائیں is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The دکھائیں is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This دکھائیں has kind of animation.. All عملی حکمت have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
posted by Canada24
So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest دکھائیں ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this دکھائیں is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like آپ wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy پاستا ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I love آپ Todd..


Anyway.. The دکھائیں is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, اگلے week شامل میں me for the conclusion of season 1..
posted by Canada24
While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest فلمیں I know.

Saw 2 is مزید what people THINK of when آپ talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, سے طرف کی laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought آپ were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were آپ so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that آپ were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That آپ meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But آپ never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I کہا before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it سے طرف کی the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally کہا softly.

"Do آپ know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When آپ reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the random encounters. آپ stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but آپ don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
The...
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#1: KORN:
When آپ think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make آپ think of flowers and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I love them (obviously). But these songs are singing about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: گلابی FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the کشتی stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took آپ so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. آپ know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR آپ SING!

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Roman: Do آپ think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and آپ won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come آپ with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think آپ are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what آپ fear.
Are آپ lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who آپ are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what آپ really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the سب, سب سے اوپر war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would آپ feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on ویژن ٹیلی that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops دکھانا MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online دوستوں I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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#1: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Nnon-caring personality and will often دکھائیں absolutely no emotion یا interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted سے طرف کی Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond. When Brian was leaving in "Quagmire's Dad", she doesn't even look away from the ویژن ٹیلی to state...
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#1: PETER GRIFFIN:
We love him. But that's not really an excuse.
Unlike Homer Simpson who actually loves and cares for his children even when they drive him nuts Peter treats his kids like dirt in one episode where Stewie suffers a concussion and Meg and Chris try to hide it but Peter knew the whole time but کہا nothing and his solution for the problem was throwing Stewie under the Car and passing the blame on Lois, he even admitted he hated spending time with his own kids..

#2: JACK TORRANCE:
No matter how drunk (or ghost-drunk) our father got, he never blamed us for how his novel wasn't coming...
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#1: PARAPAZZI:
Everyone makes mistakes.
Everyone has things they want to forget.
But they CAN'T forget. The whole fuckin world is judging آپ over things that isn't even their business to begin with. I can’t imagine wanting to go shopping, یا grab a coffee and having to worry about people running after me to take pictures of me..
"No I don't want to sign your fuckin paper! I'm just looking for some fuckin milk!"


#2: NO PRVATE LIFE:
Your business is not only yours anymore. It’s everybody’s, apparently. Look at what’s going on with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Funny because I’m not one...
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SEASON 1:
SPIKE: I kinda like this guy..
TWILIGHT: She's so adorable
RARITY: Kinda annoying
APPLEJACK: Kinda annoying
PINKIE: Really REALLY annoying.
FLUTTERSHY: Don't really care for her
DASH: (watching Ticket master) Oh, it IS a girl.. Why was I thinking a boy?... Weird.

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SEASON 2:
SPIKE: Still like him..
TWILIGHT: Still like her.
RARITY: Still annoying
APPLEJACK: Getting a bit better.
PINKIE: Starting to grow on her.
FLUTTERSHY: ....................
DASH: Starting to like her.

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SEASON...
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