#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, یا ڈریک and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his ویڈیوز (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The شارک may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most مقبول mistake that people make. اقدام slowly toward the ساحل یا a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms یا kick یا splash while آپ swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the شارک and the open ocean, اقدام away, یا else the شارک will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the شارک DOSE attack, آپ still need to stay calm. I know this is easier کہا than done. But. آپ need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
Jonah
