Hi, my name is Envy not that I want آپ to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell چرا لیا, چوری کی my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like آپ Envy." کہا Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait آپ should tolatally have مستونگ, mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay آپ might want to practice on someone before that way y... آپ know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal دن at the office untill the دن was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell آپ that Edward is at the bar can آپ go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because آپ need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means آپ can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are آپ doing here?" "I was going to pick آپ up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found آپ to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with آپ and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell چرا لیا, چوری کی my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like آپ Envy." کہا Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait آپ should tolatally have مستونگ, mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay آپ might want to practice on someone before that way y... آپ know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal دن at the office untill the دن was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell آپ that Edward is at the bar can آپ go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because آپ need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means آپ can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are آپ doing here?" "I was going to pick آپ up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found آپ to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with آپ and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
I'm going to make fanfic مضامین with my avatar: Vengeance. This is about her. Please enjoy. :D
Name: Vengeance <her actual name is unknown>
Age: 13
Alchemy: Metal, Chains, Ice, Air
State Alchemist Name: Feral Alchemist
Age When Became A State Alchemist: 8
Appearance: Brown hair with no bangs that is pulled into a ponytail that is dyed blue green, dark blue eyes, the same جیکٹ Ed wears but is light gray, light gray gloves, black jeans, brown knee length boots. She wears a sword sheath on her back that has alchemical powers.
Bio: She was 7 when her mother, father, and two brothers were killed. She tried to bring them back and lost her left leg to the knee, part of her right side and her right arm to the shoulder.
Name: Vengeance <her actual name is unknown>
Age: 13
Alchemy: Metal, Chains, Ice, Air
State Alchemist Name: Feral Alchemist
Age When Became A State Alchemist: 8
Appearance: Brown hair with no bangs that is pulled into a ponytail that is dyed blue green, dark blue eyes, the same جیکٹ Ed wears but is light gray, light gray gloves, black jeans, brown knee length boots. She wears a sword sheath on her back that has alchemical powers.
Bio: She was 7 when her mother, father, and two brothers were killed. She tried to bring them back and lost her left leg to the knee, part of her right side and her right arm to the shoulder.