Yaoi
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell چرا لیا, چوری کی my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like آپ Envy." کہا Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait آپ should tolatally have مستونگ, mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay آپ might want to practice on someone before that way y... آپ know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal دن at the office untill the دن was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell آپ that Edward is at the bar can آپ go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because آپ need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means آپ can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are آپ doing here?" "I was going to pick آپ up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found آپ to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with آپ and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
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which caused so much sacrifice and misery unknown.
Deceptively though, the stone did appeal
and made foolish men think its happiness real.
O wise philosopher آپ must grieve no more
if آپ wish to revive the mirth of before.
آپ must face your past, for آپ cannot atone
for the damage آپ wrought with the wretched red stone.
Where is the land? That land from the past,
which many before آپ sought and amassed?
Take heed of their folly, and don't be deceived
سے طرف کی the trap which left many despaired and bereaved.
Though for happiness, power and ease they did strive,
instead they found death and now none are alive.
Consider these perished; this warning adhere.
Will آپ continue to seek out this stone you held dear?
آپ who beheld it’s baneful hue red
when the blood of your own arm and own leg was shed?
Stone of philosophers, ruby red stone.
When will آپ cease and leave mankind alone?
