Yaoi
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell چرا لیا, چوری کی my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like آپ Envy." کہا Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait آپ should tolatally have مستونگ, mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay آپ might want to practice on someone before that way y... آپ know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal دن at the office untill the دن was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell آپ that Edward is at the bar can آپ go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because آپ need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means آپ can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are آپ doing here?" "I was going to pick آپ up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found آپ to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with آپ and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
More yaoi
She had come for me...
When he suffers the consequences and loses everything he holds dear, she will give all she has to offer.
When he can't stand on his own, she will teach him how to walk again.
When he burns down the past in the name of making a future, she will salvage the memories worth keeping.
When he has no ہوم and no light to pierce the darkness, she will provide hers.
When he leaves, she will wait for his return.
When he wavers, she will hold him steady.
When he struggles with demons, she will fight with him.
When he won't listen to reason, she will knock some sense into him.
When he breaks, she will fix it and forge it stronger.
When he refuses to cry, she will wash his pain in her own tears.
When he cannot love himself, she will.
And when he finally conquers the odds, she will be there to say:
"Idiot. Welcome home."
And when he offers her half his life, she will give him ALL of hers. Because true love can't be bound by the laws of Equivalent Exchange. <3 God, I love this couple...
