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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a سوال a bit پہلے asking what bothers آپ about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if آپ haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, آپ probably...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides سے طرف کی calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets آپ a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE سال OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The کتابیں aren’t well written, just because آپ make up...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give آپ a little مزید open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, آپ survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some debate on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few مزید assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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I would like to start سے طرف کی quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... سے طرف کی Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his lost scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's vampires are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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This is a فہرست of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't آپ think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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I made a فہرست of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If آپ can give explanation answering the سوالات ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky سوال because there are a lot of مضامین about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter شائقین respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell آپ which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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(i have edited this مضمون so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell آپ why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are reading that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child محفوظ book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 سال old...
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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are مزید than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this مضمون (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...
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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the writing is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
As آپ can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The لائبریری didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...
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Believe it یا not, I do not hate Twilight. The plot is fair, internesting setting, a lot of the characters are good, and not to mention the brilliant fight scenes! The soundtracks are lovely as well as the actors/actresses. Overall, I would give the entire series a C+. I would give it a higher grade if it wasn't for the poor writing, rambling, and somewhat extreme fans. But what's really the anchor of that sinking ship is the books' protagonist and narrator...


Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...
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Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives advice as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts یا sits all دن drinking بیئر and watching...
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80. In harry potter lots of girls fell in luv with guys. And i could not understand your writing. آپ sound drunk.

81. Reason why harry potter is better.

82. آپ just admitted that harry potter story is better. And this isn't a who would win: wizards یا vampires.

83. آپ did not give one reason why harry potter is better instead آپ went on a rant on how much u luv it and آپ keep on insulting it. Let me deflect your insults. Harry potter is not nerdy just because he wears round glasses and sometimes smart. Edward is not real to آپ cause he is a flake. And again it doesnt matter if harry...
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hers ther link

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51. Your reason made no sense at all, I think آپ probably tried to say that it isnt that good

52. This is not a reason, this is just a bunch of harry potter people having dialouge

53. This person is not really saying anything except that they shouldn't be compared and the person just likes the book but she doesnt think that harry potter is better

54. They just dissed twilight and they don't think that harry potter is better

55. Ilike 5 different guys at the same time too: fred, lupin, harry, ron, arthur
anyways just b/c u lik the guys doesnt make it beter, wat do u mean fall in...
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I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
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Me:Welcome,Stephanie.Welcome,J.K.
Rowling:Hello.
Meyer:Hi.
M:Are آپ ready for the interview?
R:Yeah,Stephanie.
Stephanie:Yes.
M:Ok,since آپ both write fiction-how did آپ come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of بستر and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...
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posted by MyronPwnsBella
There once was a seventeen سال old girl named Sandy. One دن in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid reading a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and مزید often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...
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posted by sharon-sel
Avatar is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written سے طرف کی me. It was written سے طرف کی the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic یا emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story یا novel یا what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.



The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start writing about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
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