Penguins of Madagascar Article: Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do آپ watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful دکھائیں about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My پسندیدہ superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach آپ any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do آپ like That 70.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Are آپ asking what crayons are?

User: Uhhhh... No?

Cleverbot: آپ are talking to a high school girl named Sarah. What else is there to know about me?

User: What are آپ talking about?!

Cleverbot: Anywaysssss.

User: Do آپ like میں butterscotch, بوٹرسکوٹچ Lollies? :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! I LOVE them! :).

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do آپ like video games?

User: Well the only one I've played is 'Loonacorns: Adventure Through Candytopia'.

Cleverbot: It's an excercise in futility. My programming isn't all logical. I am not where I am useful I might not accept what other say I am useful for.

User: Uhhhhhhh... What?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Oh... Ok...? Well Skippa's calling me to training so I have to go now. Bye! I'll talk to آپ later! :).

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me!

User: I'm sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: I love you, though!

User: Uhhhhhh......

Cleverbot: What?

EppofangirlXD and peacebaby7 like this

JediPenguin16 Pfft, yes. I wish I had thought of this. Very funny!

Tressa-pom LOL! :D User: Bye! :). Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me! User: I'm sorry but I have to go. Cleverbot: I love you, though! User: Uhhhhhh...... Cleverbot: What?

ricoiswsome Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!

peacebaby7 ^^Agreed! That was still really funny! Good job! You should do more!

stlouisfan Cleverbot must be lonely.

yappy24 what is cleverbot?

EppofangirlXD LOL!

_Lexii23_ ^^ www.cleverbot.com :)

xDark_Angelx The ending was my favorite. "I love you, though!"

NoShameHere Oh dear. Please let me personify cleverbot and draw out that last moment.

CuteCuddly ^ You really should!! LOL! This was sooooo funny, Lexii!

TheRatKing1 its spelled LUNACORNS. check the closed captioning if ya don't believe me. but lol, twas funny nonetheless.

Chapter 1: I'm about to go to my uncles house and a war is going on.

posted by Rini_Kowalski

This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the اگلے 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, آپ get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, یا if...

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Pluma is A PENGUIN?

posted by Alice_Tritant

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شامل میں IT, please!

it's a پرستار club

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Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version) Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Castlevania Symphomy of the night (PoM version)

Chapter 1

Our story will start off in 1792 and the Transylvanian countryside of Romania. It’s a dark and scary night with fog all around and as آپ the قلعہ of the vampire Count Blowhole the قلعہ known as Castlevania. We enter the main room of the قلعہ and there we meet Kowalski Belmont the greatest vampire hunter of all times and now he is in the قلعہ of Blowhole the leader of the Vampires...

A Rocking Roommate (chapter 7)

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 7: An Idea

A few hours pasted after Brandon played his song for Marlene, and she still had her idea. Now she just had to tell him, and see what he thinks. Marlene then walks up to Brandon.

“Hey Brandon can I talk to آپ for a minute?”

“Sure what’s up?”

“Well I was thinking about how آپ wanted the animals in the zoo to understand your kind of music, and I think I have an idea.”

“Okay what’s your idea?”

“Well I was thinking maybe آپ play a song for the zoo.”

“You mean like a performance for the whole zoo?”

“Yeah.”...

Separation: Chapter 3

posted by thespikedturtle

    "Nice shot Rico!" Private was skating around, watching Rico's target practice on the ninja pins. Rico beamed, and fired another shot, knocking the head clean off the pin. When Private applauded again, Rico smiled, but then frowned and held a flipper to his lips.
    "What is it, Rico? Do آپ hear something?" Private whispered. Rico started nodding, and looked around, as to see where the noise was coming from. They started following it, but their تلاش was immediately interrupted سے طرف کی a shout. CRASH!!
    "Rico, what do آپ think that...

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Jet pack Test

posted by JediPenguin16

!!!Ignore the DOTS. They are there to hold the poem together in the shape I wanted. Just look at the words!!!

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A new start chapter 6

posted by Annacrombie

Hello wonderfuly random PoM شائقین i have some good news about A new start-I have come up for a name of the person who is writing the story, i cant reveal her name but she is one of my OC's along wiv my other OC's:Lily, Twitter and Seattle (Seattle is on fanfic in one of my stories).
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A new start chapter 6

I didnt know why he did this but Skipper decided to make up a squad, one سے طرف کی one we joined ~ i joined first! and became سیکنڈ in charge ~, Skipper کہا we had to do some training, we started doing some basic moves simple stuff, i was quite good...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 3

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER 3: Snowcones

A family of ginger squirrels was gazing in shock at a group of penguins, sitting in the middle of the sandbox. They were leaning against something which looked like a plastic box, wriggling, bantering with each other, bursts of loud laughter echoing all over the park. There were lots of empty chocolate bags wallowing around them.
"Private, how come Skipper didn't notice آپ sneaking out with a pack of Maggie Smaggie chocolate bars?" asked Kowalski.
"Well, it was just a decoy, Kowalski" explained Private, giggling nervously. "I used to keep those chocolate bars in a Diet Cookies...

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In the Shadows: Part 6 - Monster

posted by ThatDamnLlama

The moonlight casted shawdows throughout the zoo. Puddles lay still on the concrete, almost wanting to be stepped in. The cool air swept over the exhibits.

The faint sound of footsteps grew louder and louder, and then he was revealed in the light.

Skipper waddled past Marlene's exhibit and towards the gift shop. The door automatically opened for him, and he wondered inside, as if he knew he had to come here.

The door slammed shut behind Skipper, trapping him in the darkness.

He spoke loudly and clearly towards the opposite side of the room.

"Show yourself."

Silence.

Skipper spoke again with equal...

Taken (chapter 4)

posted by KowalskiGirl345

( they all went in بستر that night, with Private at home, but the اگلے morning he was missing again!)

S: Kowalski, Kowalski get up!
K: Leave me alone, im trying to sleep!
S: Kowalski, its 12:00 in the afternoon!
K: So?!!
S: Firt of all, its past the time when آپ normaly get up, and secound Private is missing again!
K: WHAT?!..OW! ( kowalski hitted his head on سب, سب سے اوپر of his bunck were he sleeps)
S: Hes missing again! Cant آپ hear me?!
K: Duh! I can hear you, but how can he be missing again?!
S: How im soppost to know?!
K: I dont know, I was thinking آپ would!
R: HUSH!!!
S: Ok, ok! We will, and why آپ have...

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Three Days to Live 1

posted by woowie

It was a nice day, and Kat was running outside of the Zoo, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. She didn't know what it was, so she kept running. She fell. Suddenly, she was at the animal hospital in a cage. She overheard a doctor saying something, "This one here only has 3 days to live, but we're letting her go so she can see her دوستوں obe last time." Kat was- dying!?

She was back at home. Private noticed something strange about her. "Kat? What's wrong?" He asked. "This might sound crazy, but... I'M DYING IN THREE DAYS!" she answered. Everyone stopped what they were doing- shocked. Why Kat?

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Phantom of the Opera Part 11

posted by KowalskiTheLich

Kowalski quickly hopped down various branches and out of the درخت as quickly as possible; he was sure that some animals, almost certainly the other penguins, would be scaling the درخت in منٹ in order to see what had caused the ‘disturbance’. As Skipper tried to calm the crowd, Kowalski waited behind the درخت for a bit to make sure he was telling them of his demise. When he was satisfied, Kowalski slipped away from the درخت as silently as possible and dashed behind a bench, waited until he was positive none of the animals were looking in his direction, then ran until he reached the nearest...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Twelve

posted by Cornflak

“Okay, so now you’d have to اقدام this little guy over here. آپ see?” Marlene smiled as she repositioned one of the pieces on the chess board.

Rico, who sat on the opposite side of the board that rested on a small boulder, rubbed his head in confusion. He wasn’t quite getting the hang of this new game. He had witnessed Kowalski and Skipper playing it many times before, but never did he make an attempt to participate.

“Okay, so it’s my turn, and…I think I’ll move…” she paused as her hand hovered over the board, searching for the perfect piece to use, “…this one!” Marlene...

The Great Migration (5. Seeing Things)

posted by Aquade

"Are we there yet?" asked Leroy for the hundredth time.

It had been a while since they set off from the harbor. The penguins groaned. Private looked over at Leroy, his eyes pleading. "Can آپ pleeease find something else to do?"

Leroy shook his head, grinning. "Nope. It's fun to annoy آپ guys –especially Skipper."

Skipper looked ready to blow a fuse. Kowalski چرا لیا, چوری کی a look at his leader before widening his eyes. "Um, Leroy, it would be the best interest for your health if آپ stopped."

"Why?" Leroy caught Kowalski's eye. "Oh."

Kowalski checked their fuel gauge. "We need to make a pit stop soon....

I Work Alone (16. Three Sticks of Dynamite)

posted by Aquade

As I dodged a frantic grab from X, I glanced at the other penguins. We had certainly come far from our starting point. There was no doubt that we would beat X and get out of here. I launched a kick at X, but was batted away. He really was as good as they had کہا he was. As I flipped to break my fall, I skidded around. "Any ideas?"

They all shook their heads. I turned to Skipper. "You کہا that we needed some prayers, right?"

"It was a figure of speech!"

"It's the only thing we have!"

"Oh don't worry; I'm sure we've all کہا مزید than enough prayers to last us for a lifetime."

"So the only things...

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Forbidden Memories chapter 2: The River Of Memorials

posted by MadagascarGirl

Here's the link for chapter 1: link
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Two years later…

Skipper opened his eyes. It was early in the morning and his teammates were still asleep. He sat on the edge of his bunk and looked at the clock. 5 am. He quietly got out of his bunk and decided not to wake the others up yet. He took his coffee mug and climbed up a ladder. The new دن greeted him with bright sunbeams of the rising sun, fresh morning breeze and sough of a pond in Central Park.

Seemed to be a اگلے normal day… but it wasn’t so ordinary.

It was دن of the Fallen. The دن created سے طرف کی military...