1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying یا you'll get some action faster than a pit بیل on a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get آپ in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" یا "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if آپ want to lose her.
9. ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a تبصرہ about their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the مزید آپ call her this, the مزید she'll take it that آپ think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do آپ really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. میمنے, برہ Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when آپ think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if آپ don't want hot سوپ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although آپ could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if آپ know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's دن رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا یا her birthday. If آپ use this آپ know you'll be getting some later.
There آپ have it, a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. یا read it and laugh. یا at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying یا it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this فہرست wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all آپ want even if she is the kind who will out chug آپ in بیئر and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names آپ never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get آپ in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" یا "Carnation Instant Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if آپ want to lose her.
9. ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a تبصرہ about their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the مزید آپ call her this, the مزید she'll take it that آپ think she's mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do آپ really want to go there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.
15. میمنے, برہ Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when آپ think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if آپ don't want hot سوپ poured all over your lap then don't use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although آپ could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if آپ know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's دن رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا یا her birthday. If آپ use this آپ know you'll be getting some later.
There آپ have it, a سب, سب سے اوپر 20 فہرست of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. یا read it and laugh. یا at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying یا it can send her into interrogation mode.
A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this فہرست wisely and please no wagering.
Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and شامل میں us!
Allex: Ok. What are آپ doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and شامل میں us!
Allex: Ok. What are آپ doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
don't worry this مضمون is not about بھیڑوں, بھیڑ یا bananas it is about a مزید serious matter.
this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a تبصرہ about what آپ think is write یا wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
یا the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a پرستار
of random to write what they think is right
and become a پرستار of me and become a پرستار of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
یا the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
this is a debate and i want everyone reading this
writing a تبصرہ about what آپ think is write یا wrong
ok?
so anyway
here i go
what came first
the egg
یا the chicken?
thats my debate and i want EVERYONE who's a پرستار
of random to write what they think is right
and become a پرستار of me and become a پرستار of my
article
and remember
what came first
the egg
یا the chicken
i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
Cody Leach
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
