I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Just one مزید time before I go
I'll let آپ know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save آپ now
The king is down
It's do یا die!
Nobody can save آپ now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save آپ now
IT'S DO یا DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save آپ now
The king is down
It's do یا die!
Nobody can save آپ now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save آپ now
IT'S DO یا DIE
Just one مزید time before I go
I'll let آپ know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let آپ know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save آپ now
The king is down
It's do یا die!
Nobody can save آپ now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save آپ now
IT'S DO یا DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save آپ now
The king is down
It's do یا die!
Nobody can save آپ now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save آپ now
IT'S DO یا DIE
Just one مزید time before I go
I'll let آپ know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Again Disney has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her چندن falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her چندن falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
Sure Disney may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil queen and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming یا evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not برداشت, ریچھ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not برداشت, ریچھ to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever frozen in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
