I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
I just released an update stating that I would not include video games in the کچھی Sandwiches... then someone suggested a video game. So I started thinking once again and I came to the conclusion that saying video games were going to be part of it and then not having them be part of it was really annoying. Sorry for changing this and then immediately unchanging part of the change, but I'm fairly confident in this even newerly new setup, and hopeful that it will work permanently. So here is the new schedule that will not change:
Unfortunately, I have been caught up in other issues for the past week and there is thus no new کچھی سینڈوچ this week. But I am writing this to establish many things, seeing as although I didn't have much "doing stuff" time, I had plenty of time to think.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought مزید about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between فلمیں and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch فلمیں far مزید often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city آپ might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make مزید time for this in the future.
1. Despite delays individual to this week, I will have time in the future to make this work on a weekly basis, and so it will stay that way.
2. I have thought مزید about how video games would work with this, and decided that they actually wouldn't.
3. Between فلمیں and TV shows, I want there to be some schedule for the order of them. But I also realize that I watch فلمیں far مزید often than entire seasons of TV shows, and that a lot of people are probably the same on that. Therefore, for every month, I will select the last Tuesday to be for TV shows, and the rest will be movies.
I am sorry for failing this city (or whatever city آپ might live in) this week, but I will attempt to make مزید time for this in the future.
