I found this on the internet :P
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.
Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He کہا every room in the hotel was for sex. I کہا "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at nights." He کہا "Me too."
Part II
One دن I entered Sex in a contest, but before before the competition began the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was hanging around. I told him that I planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold tickets of my own. "But آپ don't understand," I said, "I hope to have sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and me separated, we went to court to fight over the custody rights of the dog. I کہا "Your honor, I had Sex before we were married." The judge کہا "me too." Then I told him that after I married Sex left me. The judge کہا "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him around town. A cop came over and asked me, "What are آپ doing in this dark alley at 4 in the morning?" I کہا "I'm looking for sex." My case comes up on Friday.
Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a سہارا from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several دوستوں on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a مزید charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's دیوار to see all the adorable messages that her دوستوں have sent her.
Thank آپ Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a مزید friendly place.
What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a سہارا from her is always a treat.
There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several دوستوں on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.
Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a مزید charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's دیوار to see all the adorable messages that her دوستوں have sent her.
Thank آپ Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a مزید friendly place.
Fullmetal Alchemist Live Action Movie.
The embodiment of evil.
Because why not, right?
1. My پسندیدہ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. یا tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My پسندیدہ colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My پسندیدہ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. یا tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My پسندیدہ colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, دکھانا Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.
Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 میگنم, ماگنم as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Song: link
Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 میگنم, ماگنم as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*
Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
