Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what آپ did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand یا a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of آپ and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as آپ can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time آپ see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit اگلے to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb سوالات like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do آپ like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are آپ team Edward یا team Jackob?", "Why did i saw آپ sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at آپ then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to بستر say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a random guy and tell Harry "I think آپ to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell آپ the جوابات and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two منٹ until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" سے طرف کی Rebecca Black as loud as آپ can and when it ends ask him "Do آپ like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have آپ read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven کتابیں completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start singing 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Christmas only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all دن long and see if he'll go homicidal.
1. Go to him and say "I know what آپ did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand یا a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of آپ and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as آپ can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time آپ see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit اگلے to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb سوالات like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do آپ like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are آپ team Edward یا team Jackob?", "Why did i saw آپ sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at آپ then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to بستر say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a random guy and tell Harry "I think آپ to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell آپ the جوابات and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two منٹ until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" سے طرف کی Rebecca Black as loud as آپ can and when it ends ask him "Do آپ like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have آپ read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven کتابیں completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start singing 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Christmas only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all دن long and see if he'll go homicidal.
سب, سب سے اوپر 24 eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope آپ like this one better than the first one please leave a تبصرہ if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
10. Sing “Bad Touch” سے طرف کی the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains یا argues, reply with “What are آپ gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with آپ for Halloween
4. دکھائیں him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile یا if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room یا says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” سے طرف کی Madonna.
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My دل is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My دوستوں call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My دل is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My دوستوں call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
There is a topless تصویر of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied سے طرف کی some perverts with Photoshop.’
"The alleged تصویر of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” کہا her reps.
Now they are going to go after the people responsible.
Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...
source: TMZ
-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
