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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what آپ did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand یا a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of آپ and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as آپ can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time آپ see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit اگلے to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb سوالات like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do آپ like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are آپ team Edward یا team Jackob?", "Why did i saw آپ sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at آپ then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to بستر say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a random guy and tell Harry "I think آپ to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell آپ the جوابات and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two منٹ until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" سے طرف کی Rebecca Black as loud as آپ can and when it ends ask him "Do آپ like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have آپ read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven کتابیں completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start singing 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Christmas only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all دن long and see if he'll go homicidal.
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If آپ want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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Source: google
posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - یا Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening یا something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, مزید commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people آپ can get to شامل میں in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department سے طرف کی sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on سب, سب سے اوپر of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an مضمون of it since I seem to be making the same تبصرہ over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an مضمون to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my تبصرہ on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this پرستار club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
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added by loonybug
Source: tumblr
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of آپ know I made a فہرست of 20 پسندیدہ animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous یا something. Anyway just like with my پسندیدہ animated heroines فہرست I'm going to be making a فہرست of the worst animated heroes. I just love to do these hate مضامین just as much as my پسندیدہ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just مزید fun because آپ get to make مزید jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a تبصرہ and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are آپ doing?", say, "What are آپ doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the سوفی, لٹانا until آپ give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall دیوار and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 سیکنڈ and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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added by adultswimperson
Source: Google
The List

1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last سال met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the سب, سب سے اوپر of a سکائی سکریپر, بلند ترین عمارات it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued سے طرف کی the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most مقبول domestic trip activity سے طرف کی American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....
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posted by tokidoki123
[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to love Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to love every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are آپ talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, آپ have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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