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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what آپ did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand یا a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of آپ and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it to as many people as possible as loud as آپ can in front of Harry.
8. Follow him around and after a while whisper in your coller "The boy isn't noticing us my Lord. Code 1521." and make sure he hears you.
9. Every time آپ see him with a girl make Hermione/Ron/Drako/luna/Dumbledore etc. go and slap him then make them yell "I thought there was something between us!"
10. Sit اگلے to him in cless and do annoying stuff lkie blowing your nose and throw the used tissues on him, make origami swans and purposely make mistakes then throw them on him and start new ones.
11. Ask him dumb سوالات like "Where is Chuck Norris?", "Do آپ like waffles?", "What's your favourite colour?", "Why is the sky blue?", "Are آپ team Edward یا team Jackob?", "Why did i saw آپ sneek up in the girl's bathroom last night?", and ask that until he goes nuts and yell at آپ then say with an innocent voice "I was just asking."
12. Ask him if he watches "Bold and the Beautiful"
13. When he goes to بستر say "Can i Slytherin?"
14. Point to a random guy and tell Harry "I think آپ to will make a great couple."
15.Give him annoying notes with a lot of grammar mistakes especially "your" instead of "you're" and vise versa.
16. During an important test make "psst" noises and ask him to tell آپ the جوابات and when he turns around say "Hey, no peeking!"
17. Drop somethimg on the floor and whep he tries to pick it up yell "Hey that's mine!"
18. Ask him what's the time every two منٹ until he goes nuts.
19. Make him play "Barbie" game all day.
20. Play the song "Friday" سے طرف کی Rebecca Black as loud as آپ can and when it ends ask him "Do آپ like it? It was on your MP3 player!"
21. Ask Harry "Have آپ read Twilight?"
22. Ask him if he has read the "Harry Potter" books.
23. Ask him if he knows J.K.Rowling.
24. Make him a dumd theme song and sing it as many times as possible and ruin every single serious moment.
25. Kill Voldemort before Harry and make all seven کتابیں completely pointless.
26. Ask him several times if he thinks Robert Patinson is hot.
27. Make him say "Gingers don't have soles" in front of the Weasleys.
28. Go with him on a very long road trip and start singing 365 days of the year. The song goes like 12 days of Christmas only longer.
29. Record an entire JB album on his MP3 player and make him listen only to that album.
30. Force him to watch "Disney Channel" all دن long and see if he'll go homicidal.
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past آپ pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the حالیہ decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as مزید as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black singing as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to Queen Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna love آپ till the very...
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added by CokeTheUmbreon
I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze ویڈیوز on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot مزید simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge گلابی Floyd پرستار before this album. Obviously I do love them now.. The دیوار really made a گلابی Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: آپ interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. آپ know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and اقدام right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the ماہ this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first دن of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first دن of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: ارے Master Sword, اگلے time آپ interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: ارے everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are آپ doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would آپ tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW سال ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some guns into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I love Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it....
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posted by peterparkerrbu
Every link game has two essential components: a فہرست of words and a letter grid that appears random. The players must تلاش the grid for the listed words and drag their ماؤس over them to highlight them. The فہرست is automatically rubbed out for each word that is highlighted.

The words can be shown backwards, diagonally, horizontally, and vertically. The words are divided into categories یا topics in order to assist players with their requests.
Game rules
The player who is the youngest at the start of the game goes first. Before revealing the first word, rotate the playing board in a clockwise...
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1: (CAT IN THE HAT)
BionicPIG 1 (wearing wig) Hello everyone welcome to my vide-
BionicPIG 2, (no wig): (walks in)
PIG 1: Who are you!?
PIG 2: Really? Really, stop the act, آپ know EXACTLY who I am!
PIG 1: How did آپ find me!?
PIG 2: It was simple, I just traced your IP address, idiot!
PIG 1: آپ don't deserve this.. آپ don't deserve this site! EVERYONE LOVES THE WIG!!
PIG 2: Shut up! (pulls out gun) They want ME dammit!
Pig 1: What آپ gonna do!? Shoot me!? I AM you! If I'm gone, your gone two!
Pig 2: (chuckles) I'm not gonna kill you.. I just wanted to tell آپ (add voice) آپ should probably be...
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~Streets سے طرف کی Doja Cat -
The best out there. The beat drop at the start is everything and is highly expected, but still mind blowing. The beat is addicting and so are the lyrics: the repetition is used correctly in every single place. The thing about Doja is that she always has one part in the song (not only the rap) that is different from the rest of the song. She did everything right here, to be honest. I suggest آپ listen to it. The swearing in it isn't unnecessary; it really brings out emotion and matches the energy of the whole collection.

"Damn papa, آپ a rare breed, no comparing and...
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posted by elsafan1010
I was born in autumn (November 19th) so I am used to rains and storms. It rained heavily in Istanbul this year, and on سب, سب سے اوپر of that, there was a lot of lightning. In fact, my school was closed due to the extremely strong wind. As I write this right now, I have mixed feelings about the rain.

Although the rain makes most people sad, I always like to feel a little sad. That peaceful sound of rain, drop سے طرف کی drop and its beauty. Moreover, I love water, and rain is made of water. I love icy weather, and آپ can't imagine how wonderful it is to snuggle up in your warm duvet at ہوم watching the rain....
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Here's an مضمون I've been putting off for a long پچھواڑے, گدا time, and I should finally get too..
Won't have photos, feels like extra work, and already have a lot to remember..

I'll only do 5 now.. So at least I have it out there..


1; HAPPY GILMORE;
Let's start with the easiest pick. The one most people actually like, about the man child hockey player who turned to golf, آپ know, the most cliche'd thing probably ever.. I haven't seen this movie sense, well, forever. But I still remember some of the lines..


2; CLICK;
Here's another one I actually really enjoyed. It actually does دکھائیں that Adam can...
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Lyrics:
Halloween night 1963
In haddenfield illinois there would be
A gruesome case of sibling rivalry
Beetween kids in the myers family
Micheal a six سال old lesurely
walked into his sisters room silently
And butchered her body so violently
he left for a mental facility
and when the state hospital deputy
relaxed the maximum security
and micheal would stop waiting patiantly
for another chance at a murder spree
his doctor sam loomis tried legally
to put him away for eternity
said "my patient has no humanity"
but others did not exactly agree
they کہا "micheal was the epitome of the ideal patients activity
no...
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posted by Canada24
I hear there’s a Patrick سٹار, ستارہ spinoff now. Man, let the دکھائیں die already.. I know it’s weird, a 27 سال old still talking about Spongebob. But I feel no shame in saying.. It’s still something I throw on occasionally. Anything from the first 3 seasons. I kinda pretend the others don’t exist, I hear it gotten better for a while, but I still don’t like Tom Kenny’s higher voice. The reason I like the old ones is Spongey is far مزید likeable. He feels like an actual adult, یا least a teen. He’s just kinda immature, but he still has moments that prove he’s smarter than he looks.....
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Let’s start from the beginning. 1997! Square Enix, known as just Square at the time, has just released Final Fantasy VII, the game that took the world سے طرف کی storm. It was a game that changed how video games should be with cinematography and deep characters all within a 3D environment. The game became a legend among the video game scene, an entry point for people to get into the Final Fantasy franchise یا just RPGs in general, and would leave it’s mark on gaming history. But everyone was left with سوالات about the world. Characters and groups that were filled with so much mystery and how...
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A few days ago, during the awful covid19 epedemic, which I'm not here for, I came across an old film from my own background.. 2007's the Mist. Based on the short story سے طرف کی Steven King, and directed سے طرف کی the same man of Shawshank and Green Mile. As well season one of Walking dead. Which most consider the best one..

I watched this for nostaglic purposes. But this is actually one of the few films to sit with me. To honestly scare me.. I watch a lot of horrors, and it's hard to really scare me, but this one really seemed to do it. It's not even really the scariest movie, but this film just has a way...
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